Offtopic PEELie: Most Paranoid PEELer

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Are they watching from across the street, or are they listening from the other side of the moon? One thing's certain, they know what you're doing and when you're doing it! Best keep out the Extra Low Frequency mind control with a tinfoil hat, and stock up on guns for the inevitable showdown.

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I would like to win this one...

I might go for FYP. He's barely around but he knows what has happened in his absence...

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Ralph, no contest. I think he assumes that everyone on PEEL is secretly a member of the oh-so-socialist Obama administration hell-bent on forcing him to denounce his conservative ways.

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You aren't?

* futurefreak takes away your welcome package and propaganda pins

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Ralph once theorized I was a plant of Rough Draft Studios to make him spill the heart of his critique on "Bender's Big Score".

Just sayin'. I'm surprised Ralph ain't living in a military-quality bomb shelter.

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Oh, that's not what the Thunderdome is? 

Hmm.. this is a toss-up between FYP and winrar..  in terms of who I want to vote for..  and I am riply torn..  but I suppose as befits a personage shrouded in mystery myself I will joust have to leave it, up in the air.
Either of them, and/or both of them, can believe what they want..   <_<

>_>  <_<

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To tell the truth, I honestly don't consider anyone on this poll to be particularly paranoid.

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This seems like a FYP sort of ordeal. Ralph could give him a run for his money, but I think I'll go with FYP.

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Sometime in the night, government employees hacked the mainframe and reversed the polarity of PEEL's neutron flow with Ultra Low Frequency sonic waves. The resultant dimensional rift attracted aliens from the seventh dimension who came in peace for all mankind, but were locked up by the CIA. In retaliation, they sacrificed themselves to open the poll, which can be seen to be made up of not strings but energy grids resonating in time with the heartbeat of the universe.

Um, I mean, poll's open guys. Jeez, I should lay off the acid.

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Mossad and the US government are forcing me to vote for FYP.

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Hard to choose...Ralph and FYP are pretty evenly matched. Although Ralph never freaked out when I accidentally posted his SN here, then presumed the message he received was from a PEELer trying to f*ck with him. Or accused me of sending these legions of people to friend him, which turned out to be just fake TV personality profiles...yeah I am going with FYP.

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lol, Randi.  I wasn't aware of that drama but voted for FYP anyway.  In #fc he ping-traced my IP address from various locations to make sure that I wasn't being impersonated by Ralph or something.  And he got very close to my actual town, way closer than the ad bots get.

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Is that being paranoid or just enjoying to snoop on people ?

Oh hello. I'm in Montreal now, at an undisclosed location, so undisclosed Mar...I mean FYP says he might be saying hello back to randi, or he might not-ish, no one can be sure so it's pointless to talk about it.

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Now I'm the one who's paranoid.

What's up Boner? Who'd have thought I'd say that twice in one day.

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Free Hot Meal seems like a good choice, although several are tempting me. In the end though, I picked her...

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I remember once I had to take a picture of myself holding a piece of paper saying 'Hi FYP' to prove I was a real person... 

No contest here..

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LOL, Bianca.  I believe it

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I voted for FYP as well.

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There have been a plethora of votes, but the poll's only one vote away from being a tie! If you've not voted here yet (or know somebody who hasn't), now's the time!

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Bianca, you can be lucky you were too young for me to ask for tits or gtfo with timestamp written on them.

Hey books, cannot read this ? Perfect.

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That doesn't mean he won't see it, though.

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Bianca, you can be lucky you were too young for me to ask for tits or gtfo with timestamp written on them.

Is that why you are so paranoid about most peelers, because they don't comply with your request?

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Imma vote for Ralph. He loves him his conspiracies, yes he do.

Note: This is not necessarily a bad thing.

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The most popular poll by far, "Most Paranoid" is now closed.

The winner will be announced in due course. Poll results have been blanked to prevent them from being used by Majestic 12.