Zapp Region Round 2: 4 rach_the_tall vs. 5 Melllvar

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In Zapp's second Second Rounder, Rach goes up against Melll. Who'll advance?

[Reply #1 on:]

Nix.

Rachael FTW.

I mean, Melll is awesome and all, but he really left me no choice.

[Reply #2 on:]

Toughie but goodie. Went with Melllllvar.

[Reply #3 on:]

Let's see that eyepatch, Raphael.



Novelty eyepatches... is there any election they can't decide?

[Reply #4 on:]

Rachet.

[Reply #5 on:]

m0le, that eyepatch is amazing. I want it.
Everyone! Vote for Rach. She's female and everything.

[Reply #6 on:]

I just paid rach back by voting for Mell! sorry rach.

At least we understand eachother!

[Reply #7 on:]

This competition is nearing the 'community tearing itself apart' stage.

Awesome!

[Reply #8 on:]

I didn't want Mellvar to die from choking on someone else's vomit, so I voted for him

[Reply #9 on:]

This tit for tat voting will only lead to a convoluted series of alliances that will plunge Europe into widespread war after somebody busts a cap in some archduke's ass.  I choose to forget who I voted for and who voted for me as soon as possible.

[Reply #10 on:]

This one's going to be close!

[Reply #11 on:]

Damn straight, LOSER.

I'm bluffing!

[Reply #12 on:]

I still maintain that there's an air of respectability in losing to you, Rach...

[Reply #13 on:]

3L

[Reply #14 on:]

The one who answers my hypothetical phones calls, even when it is (hypothetically) 3am.

[Reply #15 on:]

Melllvar. Again, I'm compelled to vote for the guy I shared a bed with.

[Reply #16 on:]

Hypothetical my ass, mister "Ben doesn't stalk me the way he used to."

@Melll: Likewise. I'm compell(l)ed to vote for you even now. You're just too cuddly to deny.

[Reply #17 on:]

Melll.

Because us musical types should stick together.

Not to be confused with being sticky with Melll.  Then that would be different.  Very different.

[Reply #18 on:]

Hypothetical my ass, mister "Ben doesn't stalk me the way he used to."

He stopped sending animal carcasses!

[Reply #19 on:]

The die said Rach, sorry Melll.

[Reply #20 on:]

"The die," you say?

[Reply #21 on:]

Uh, it's german! It means, The Rach, The

[Reply #22 on:]

The die said Rach, sorry Melll.

"Die"?  If that a singular of "Dice", then there were six choices.  Who were the other four?

But yeah, this is a tough round.  Both are very likable.

[Reply #23 on:]

I'm voting for Kevin Smith, I mean Melll...

[Reply #24 on:]

melly welly it is =D

[Reply #25 on:]

"The die," you say?

Yes. Tweek voted for me to avoid death. Same goes for the rest of you...

[Reply #26 on:]

Rach. I've got nothing to worry about.

[Reply #27 on:]

I wasn't questioning what "The die" meant.  I questioned the implied randomness of the choice.

[Reply #28 on:]

Uh, it's german! It means, The Rach, The

Woo! heh. Yeah, I get jokes.

Do you get that one? Man, I haven't said that all year.. funnnnny!

[Reply #29 on:]

Hahaha, i think i get that...

PEELalia right... gleno?

[Reply #30 on:]

Because of the latest Melll shot in the PEELer Pics thread of him looking so suave in the pool.. he gets my vote.  Sorry Rach

[Reply #31 on:]

Rach can't fit in pools.

[Reply #32 on:]

Hahaha, i think i get that...

PEELalia right... gleno?

yeap

Where is that guy lately anyways?

[Reply #33 on:]

Because of the latest Melll shot in the PEELer Pics thread of him looking so suave in the pool.. he gets my vote.  Sorry Rach

Is that your unsubtle way of getting me to post pics of my naked, hairy chest, mom? If so, I'll send via email. Babeh.

Rach can't fit in pools.

Stop with the fat jokes already!

[Reply #34 on:]

"Die"?  If that a singular of "Dice", then there were six choices.  Who were the other four?

why 4?
there aren't only 6-sided dice, but many other
maybe he even used a 100-sided one

[Reply #35 on:]

It would have been Roll 1-2: vote Rach, Roll 3-4: vote Melll, roll 5-6 fight dragon Skill: 10, Stamina: 8, then turn to page 356....

[Reply #36 on:]

Is that your unsubtle way of getting me to post pics of my naked, hairy chest, mom? If so, I'll send via email. Babeh.

Mom's email address is drthunder@yahoo.com, by the way.

[Reply #37 on:]

The die said Rach, sorry Melll.

"Die"?  If that a singular of "Dice", then there were six choices.  Who were the other four?

But yeah, this is a tough round.  Both are very likable.

I just let one of them be odd, the other even... I won't say who was odd though

[Reply #38 on:]

Because of the latest Melll shot in the PEELer Pics thread of him looking so suave in the pool.. he gets my vote.  Sorry Rach

Is that your unsubtle way of getting me to post pics of my naked, hairy chest, mom? If so, I'll send via email. Babeh.

Rach can't fit in pools.

Stop with the fat jokes already!

No, Rach.  Like the "good mom" that I am..... I love you all equally.  Yeah, that what all moms say.  The best way to find the answer to that debate is to watch a mom on an airplane with her 2 or more children.... the masks fall from the overhead... watch which one she puts the mask on first.  QUESTION ANSWERED!

Actually Rach... Melllvar IS the cuddly face of Rock-N-Roll... is he not?

[Reply #39 on:]

It would have been Roll 1-2: vote Rach, Roll 3-4: vote Melll, roll 5-6 fight dragon Skill: 10, Stamina: 8, then turn to page 356....

Isn't it possible he used a two-sided die?

Anyway, I and all of my fake accounts vote for rach.