Morbo Region Round 1: 2 futurefreak vs. 15 Pitt Clemens

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In Morbo's fifth game of the first round, Randi takes on Pitt Clemens. Who'll move on?

[Reply #1 on:]

Genuinely difficult, but FF has a much better chance of beating faze. Or at least, making it vaguely competitive.

[Reply #2 on:]

Yeah, but Pitt rhymes with shit. That's enough for him to get my vote.

[Reply #3 on:]

This was tough.. I was originally going to vote for Pitt, but ff with the relationship thread saga lately I felt she made a very worthy contender here. So, I went for ff in the end.

[Reply #4 on:]

Sorry, Pitt. 

[Reply #5 on:]

I'm torn by two lovers..
I can't decide!...

[Reply #6 on:]

So, I went for ff in the end.

So did Drippy.  ZING!

Perhaps not but prepare for another several rounds of terrible, terrible jokes.

[Reply #7 on:]

Genuinely diffcult, but anyone who's ever been in the presence of Pitt belting through Etta James' "I'd Rather Go Blind", understands why he gets my vote.

Love ya Rand!  It was close.

[Reply #8 on:]

oh no Melll!! Now you've put forward some good points.

Damnit.

I don't regret my decision.. I just... erhhhhh..

Go FF!! Yeahhhhhh (sorry Pitt, sorry!)

[Reply #9 on:]

Randi.  Just because.

[Reply #10 on:]

I voted for my randy friend Randi

[Reply #11 on:]

Pitt is awesome. Randi is lovely. I've met both of them, and I can't decide between. So I flipped a coin. That's the second time this tournament I've had to do that - and this time, I used an American coin. Abraham Lincoln decided for me.

Pitt won. Sorry Randi. Had to do what he said, though. Or his ghost would do terrible things to me. Terrible things.

[Reply #12 on:]

Randi!

[Reply #13 on:]

PITT!!!

[Reply #14 on:]

Argh. Randi, the long-term continually active and often prolific poster? Or Pitt, my college homey?

Well you know what? I've never inappropriately goosed Randi with a golf club. Pitt wins.

[Reply #15 on:]

Well you know what? I've never inappropriately goosed Randi with a golf club.

Some people would pay good money to see that

[Reply #16 on:]

Me included.

[Reply #17 on:]

Me too. I'd also pay to see TMC running for his life afterwards.

[Reply #18 on:]

I don't think I'd be in any position to haggle for the running away.

[Reply #19 on:]

No contest, future freak.

[Reply #20 on:]

This poll will close tomorrow. If you have not already done so, vote now!

[Reply #21 on:]

Congratulations futurefreak.