Morbo Region Round 1: 1 FishyJoe vs. 16 Wooter

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In Morbo's first game of the first round, top seeded Fishy Joe takes on #16 Wooter. Who'll prevail?

[Reply #1 on:]

I'm sad I had to choose between them. But Fishy will always have my heart, even if he's using it as a coaster.

[Reply #2 on:]

Fishmeister.... Lol.

[Reply #3 on:]

More like FishyJolie, right? 

[Reply #4 on:]

Difficult choice - primarily due to the striking similarities. For example, neither of them are fathering children any time soon.

[Reply #5 on:]

MrSnip.

[Reply #6 on:]

Damnit, I was going to make a vasectomy joke.  Now I'd just look like a dork.

I'm still voting for FishyJoe: a PEELer we should all aspire to be pseudo-like.

[Reply #7 on:]

Mr JoySauce.

[Reply #8 on:]

The man that is actually neutered over the guy who just acts like he's been neutered.

[Reply #9 on:]

FishyJoe, if he's good enough for Molly he is good enough to get my vote

[Reply #10 on:]

I've never met Wooter. So even though he comes from Blackbeard's home state, he's got to lose to Jeff. Fishy for the win!

[Reply #11 on:]

Fishy, because when i was going through a hard time, he was there for me :')

If i had've got more tickets to MGMT, i would've taken you!

[Reply #12 on:]

Why does everyone act like Wooter is the most virginal of all PELers? Surely someone else must have less success with the ladies... or men.

[Reply #13 on:]

And surely it gets to a point where there's not really a difference...

[Reply #14 on:]

Why does everyone act like Wooter is the most virginal of all PELers?

* winna raises his hand!

I've had sex with lots of virgins, so it must be me.... do I win the cherry?

[Reply #15 on:]

you would... but i poped it

[Reply #16 on:]

I say that in order to win an "I'm worse with the other gender than you are" contest, you actually have to be relatively attractive. If you were just plain old born hideous, hunchbacked, googly-eyed, and with flippers instead of arms, you'll have a harder time getting dates/action. If you're actually pretty good-looking, then you don't even have that excuse working for you. I can think of a couple of peelettes who fall into this category, actually.

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[Reply #18 on:]

Nix is a peelette?

Anyway, Wooter is my favourite scapegoat ever. I have no real idea why.

[Reply #19 on:]

Where is Wooter, anyway? Did someone make him cry?

[Reply #20 on:]

Anyway, Wooter is my favourite scapegoat ever. I have no real idea why.

Everybody loves jumping on Wooter.

Except for women, obviously.

[Reply #21 on:]

you would... but i poped it

What does the pope have to do with cherries?

[Reply #22 on:]

he eats them, silly

he afterall took your's too, no?

[Reply #23 on:]

So you "ate" winna's "cherry", eh? Well, that's something you don't learn everyday.

[Reply #24 on:]

i ATE the cherry winna wanted to have... jeez, you are getting retarded (even more)

[Reply #25 on:]

I'm still voting for FishyJoe: a PEELer we should all aspire to be pseudo-like.

You mean actually having sex?

In the end, Wooter ('s brother) owns a cool gun, so he wins.

[Reply #26 on:]

i ATE the cherry winna wanted to have... jeez, you are getting retarded (even more)

Well, I felt like I needed to come down to your level.

[Reply #27 on:]

you'll need a tall ladder if you want to get up to my level

[Reply #28 on:]

Nah. If I want to get down to your level, I'll need a rope and a building to abseil off of.

[Reply #29 on:]

the only thing you should have a rope for is to hang youself with it

[Reply #30 on:]

I'm still voting for FishyJoe: a PEELer we should all aspire to be pseudo-like.

You mean actually having sex?

I didn't, but I do now.

Sex for all!

[Reply #31 on:]

This poll will close tomorrow. If you have not already done so, vote now!

[Reply #32 on:]

Well, I'm torn here because I think Wooter is my kind of people, but Fishy is hilarious...

Edit: Flipped a coin. Sorry Wooter.

[Reply #33 on:]

Congratulations FishyJoe.