Who Slept With Who (Wasn't Me!)

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Who did the nasty in the pasty? If you think about it, and I did, there is a lot of good love making in Futurama. In the short 5 seasons, lets see who had Sneuss-Sneuss with who.

Fry

- Leela in Anthology of Interest 1
- A girl from the "Hip Joint" club in Love's Labours Lost in Space
- Morgan Proctor, grade 19 beurocrat
- Fry's own grandma
- The Petite Amazon Women
- Amy Wong

That's all I can think of for Fry; anyone want to keep the list going with Leela, Bender, The Professor, Zoiberg (there's 1),  and Amy Wong.

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Oh my god!! How could you forget the Professor and Mom in mother's day?

How can any of us forget??
[Bending Unit!!!!!Wohoooooo!]
Oh I am the dumbest person i know! you hadnt forgot the professor after all. Meh, theres my input anyway !

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Very good observation =)

The professor also hooked up with the old lady in the Titanic, with A Flight To Remember. Being flexable got him some action!!!

Also, Let's add Kif and Zapp to the list.

Keep em coming   

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Originally posted by DavidCohens1fan:
Who did the nasty in the pasty? If you think about it, and I did, there is a lot of good love making in Futurama. In the short 5 seasons, lets see who had Sneuss-Sneuss with who.

Fry

- Leela in Anthology of Interest 1
- A girl from the "Hip Joint" club in Love's Labours Lost in Space
- Morgan Proctor, grade 19 beurocrat
- Fry's own grandma
- The Petite Amazon Women
- Amy Wong

There was the radiator, Michelle

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lol, professor and Mom...

I don't see nothin in here except a couple of dead elephant skin rugs... UHHHH!

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oh my yes!

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[smacks forehead]
This thread is dumb. And so in effort to get it closed, here's all that I can remember.
Leela: Alcazar, Sean (presumably), Fry (AOI I), Zapp
Bender: Countess, Angleyne (not known for sure)
Professor: Mom, countless times, that hip young girl (not known for sure)
Zoidberg: ...I don't want to know. And also I don't think there is one.
Amy: Fry, Armondo, Gary (almost), Kif (probably), countless other men.
Kif: Amy (maybe), Amazon Women (not sure if the blonde one was first in line)
Zapp: Leela, Amazon women, uhhh... this thread's dumb.

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Who could forget Zapp + Leela? 

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Does the LucyLiu-bot count?

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What about the Countess from A Flight to Remember?

She did said nasty with Bender.

Edit: Damn the thread filled up fast! I tip my metaphorical hat to you shadowstar.

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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
 There was the radiator, Michelle

Yeah, I was about to mention the radiator, but he actually just made out with it in "The Lesser of Two Evils". It reappeared in The Sting for its first on screen "acting", but anyways he only made out with it.

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Hehehe, think I should mention "Mature Content" In the original thread? Or are we all TV14   

Don't forget Kif had sex as a prosititute in the episode Brannigan, Begin Again.

Bender also got intimate with the Planet Express Ship and the Probulator, from episode Cyrogenetic Women.

Zoiberg had sex with the cavier being served at the Wong Ranch in "Where the buggaloo room" and also took him a tank lobster as a date from the episode Love's Labours Lost in Space.

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And dont forget Fry and his hand.

"I spent most of my teenage life loving myself.....ff course, it was tough love."

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Originally posted by DavidCohens1fan:
Who did the nasty in the pasty?

Only Fry.

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Originally posted by DavidCohens1fan:
Zoiberg had sex with the cavier being served at the Wong Ranch in "Where the buggaloo room"

Caviar is the unfertilised eggs of a large fish and is therefore incapable of sex.

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Originally posted by Smitty:
 Caviar is the unfertilised eggs of a large fish and is therefore incapable of sex.

correct-a-mondo!

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Hahaha, take that logic!

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You sillys! Zoidberg can't have sex or he'll die.

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5 seasons? I could have sworn Futurama was cancelled after 4...

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what?
stay in school!


bender surely had sex with pe-ship, and maybe with the head of lucy liu.(LaaR)

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I just watched "the sting" (the funeral scene) and it seems that Fry had sex with Petunia, altough she left early to get the bus to Nutley in PYHOMS.

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Originally posted by Phooey:
5 seasons? I could have sworn Futurama was cancelled after 4...

there were 4 seasons of futurama produced. fox, however, aired them out of order, so some episodes got mixed up in seasons, and a fifth season was created. there were only 4 seasons worth of episodes, though.

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they do get alot of action for 5 series

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Originally posted by Zeep:
there were 4 seasons of futurama produced. fox, however, aired them out of order, so some episodes got mixed up in seasons, and a fifth season was created. there were only 4 seasons worth of episodes, though.

Gotchya. Leave it to Fox to completely ruin the intended line-up of a show. 

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Don't forget Fry has sex with a steam radiator, which he thought was a "woman from the radiator planet"   

 The afforemnentioned radiator is one of the guest mourners in the Snu-Snu seating section of Fry's "funeral" in The Sting. (My favorite epp)

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The Sting made me cry like a baby, but in a manly and macho way 

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Originally posted by DavidCohens1fan:
Fry

- Leela in Anthology of Interest 1

That never really happened.  It was a What If? story.

 

Originally posted by Shadowstar:
Kif: Amy (maybe), Amazon Women (not sure if the blonde one was first in line)

Kif and Amy obviously hadn't done it before "Where the Buggalo Roam".  He thought that they had made love when the ground shook.  Later, in "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Knotch", he says that he and Amy had only held hands.

The blonde Amazon was the first one in line, and Kif hid from her on the ceiling.

 

Originally posted by DavidCohens1fan:
Don't forget Kif had sex as a prosititute in the episode Brannigan, Begin Again.

That was implied, but it's not likely that he actually did, considering that in "Where the Buggalo Roam" he still doesn't know what making love is.

 

Originally posted by germanfryfan:
I just watched "the sting" (the funeral scene) and it seems that Fry had sex with Petunia, altough she left early to get the bus to Nutley in PYHOMS.

As far as we know, Fry never had sex with Petunia.  They had one date, and as you said, she left early to get the bus to Nutley.  (Fry's head was attached to Amy's body at the time, in any case.)

Show spoiler

The funeral scene in "The Sting" was part of Leela's dream, so it doesn't prove that Fry had sex with Petunia.  It just means that, for some reason, Leela thinks that he did.

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God damnit, please close this thread!

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Ok, I agree    But then, we still have no prove that he did it with the radiator. Fry said he has a date with her/it, but did they do it?

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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
Ok, I agree    But then, we still have no prove that he did it with the radiator. Fry said he has a date with her/it, but did they do it?

Fry never claimed that he had sex with the radiator.  He said that he made out with it.

In either case, it was just a radiator, not a woman from the radiator planet.  Inanimate objects don't count.

This may be the stupidest discussion I've ever taken part in.

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The radiator probably has some kind of artificial intelligence, but I still don't know that it counts.

 

bender surely had sex with pe-ship, and maybe with the head of lucy liu.

How?

 

That was implied, but it's not likely that he actually did, considering that in "Where the Buggalo Roam" he still doesn't know what making love is.

Considering how Kif's species reproduces, he might not see sex and "making love" as the same thing.  I have to wonder whether he's even capable of sex as we know it.

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ok, I'm startin to agree with David A, and TheLampIncident, this thread is getting a little dumb

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Ditto. Its just going in circles.

"I NEED A MOD! I NEED A MOD!"

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Oh yeah,

EDIT: I just wanted to try out this picture
 

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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
Oh yeah,

EDIT: I just wanted to try out this picture 
 

*saves to computer*
 

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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
Ok, I agree    But then, we still have no prove that he did it with the radiator. Fry said he has a date with her/it, but did they do it?

 After he found out it was a radiator he asked Leela for burn ointment.   

 Put two and two together. 

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yeah bender does his share of fembots too

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how about frys girlfriend from 1999? he probably did her

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Some one already mentioned that.

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You never see anyone having sex (so by your logic every on has had sex with everyone else) All we ever see or hear is about kissing or kissing in beds or nude kissing in beds. Sex-Ed: Kissings isnt sex you, jackasses, i think that i have summed up this thread and on to new buisness we go!

(Also mentioned is frys tendancy to masturbate)