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Delivery Boy
« on: 11-28-2003 11:11 »

leela: but its so beautiful!

fry: ya, well so is a peacock but you dont eat it until its cooked!

« Reply #1 on: 11-28-2003 11:59 »
« Last Edit on: 11-28-2003 11:59 »

What is the point of this thread?
Just quoting Fry?

Liquid Emperor
« Reply #2 on: 11-28-2003 12:17 »

Yeah I guess. But, this should be in Human Resources, no?
But anyway...
"Woah, Bender, are you and the ship an item? I mean, I know you're both items, but... how can you date a ship, anyway? That'd be like me dating a really fat lady and living inside her, and she'd be like rrrrowww, pppoowww! [other weird noises]"
- "Love and Rocket"
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
« Reply #3 on: 11-28-2003 15:56 »

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a racecar! Is any of this getting through to you?
- My Three Suns

Fry: Bigfoot? Is that you? I'm not like the others, Bigfoot! I see through the monster coating to the gentle loner inside. I bet you have a wounded raccoon friend that you tenderly nurse back to health while you go *coo, coo*. But in the end they shoot you. But you teach us about things.
-Spanish Fry
Jesse X Barboza

Bending Unit
« Reply #4 on: 11-28-2003 16:42 »

"You can't give up! There were plenty of times in the 20th century when I felt like giving up, but I never did!...Hey, are you listening to me? Ah, I give up."

"It's just like the time when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, then he sold me my mom's VCR, and then later I found out he was taking drugs! You made me ashamed to be your friend!"

"Man, we're gonna attack them like (imitates a spaceship) and they'll be all like (imitates screaming) And then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be all (imitates eating)."

"If I ever wanna go back to the 20th century, I'll just freeze myself again."

"Words, nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."

"The year 4000 is somewhat disappointing. I miss the year 3000, when life was simple and brains flew through space and everyone ate lasers."

"Wait! There, on the screen! It's that guy you are!"

Bending Unit
« Reply #5 on: 11-28-2003 17:18 »

"hey, when you look this good, you don't haveto know anything."

"Yay, I did it! Wait...that's not me!"

"there's no such thing as two"

"no im...doesn't"

"Bonder! Is that really you!? Wait! Benders name isn't Bonder!"

Bending Unit
« Reply #6 on: 11-28-2003 19:21 »

"One month my toilet broke, and I just went straight in the garbage can."

"Space...it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #7 on: 11-28-2003 23:36 »

This thread is pointless, there's already a topic for quoting things.

Space Pope
« Reply #8 on: 11-29-2003 04:21 »

"Stupid Bird! I know where you live!"

Bending Unit
« Reply #9 on: 11-29-2003 06:33 »

"Did everything just taste purple for a second? Oh, come on you stupid poop machine."

Leela: "Kids don't go bad because of watching TV."
Fry: "Yeah - give some credit to our public schools."  :D

"A deal's a deal, even with a dirty dealer."

"But if she marries him, he probably won't want me dating her..."  :(

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #10 on: 11-29-2003 08:53 »

This looks redundant, thread closed  :)
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