messages at the start of each episode

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does anyone know all the messages that are at the start of all the episodes i have been trying to get them but some i cant read

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CGEF used to have them. I don't know who has them now...

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i got most here, havent updated the last few yet and dont have them with the ACV codes:

• In Color
• In Hypno-Vision
• As seen on TV
• Presented in BC (Brain Control) where available
• Featuring gratuitous alien nudity
• Loading . . .
• Presented in Doublevision (where drunk)
• Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by Robotany 500
• Condemned by the Space Pope
• Filmed on location
• Transmitido en Martian en SAP
• Proudly made on Earth
• Live from Omicron Presei 8
• Made from Meat By-Products
• Not Y3K compliant
• Smell-O-Vision users insert nostril tubes now
• Based on a true story
• From the Network that brought you "The Simpsons"
• Nominated for three Glemmys
• Not based on the novel by James Fenimore Cooper
• The show that watches back
• This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen
• Coming soon to an illegal DVD
• As foretold by Nostradamus
• A stern warning of things to come
• Simulcast on crazy people's fillings
• Larva-tested, Pupa-approved
• For external use only
• Painstakingly drawn before a live audience
• Touch Eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery
• Not a substitute fro human interaction
• If not entertaining, write your congressman
• secreted by the comedy bee
• torn from tomorrow's headlines
• 80% entertainment by volume
• deciphered from crop circles
• now with chucklelin
• broadcasted simultaneously one year in the future
• Please rise for the Futurama theme song
• Bender's humor by Microsoft Joke
• Federal law prohibits changing the channel
• For proper viewing, take red pill now

well, and then some
dont take anything as granted regarding the spelling  :)

[This message has been edited by [-mArc-] (edited 06-10-2001).]

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whoa thats cool [-mArc-]...

btw welcome to the board YUM_Guinea_Pig! 

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thanks for that now i can tell my friends

memo to self- as soon as i get some 


another memo to self- stop eating Friends 

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LOL! Thanx YUM _Guinea-Pig! Thatz given me a good laugh 2day! Oh yeah, I'll be friendly for once and say welcome 2 the board as well! 

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How long did it take mArc to make that post? Well?

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Originally posted by Kif:
How long did it take mArc to make that post? Well?

longer than it took for you to make that post.

i remember when i used to care as much as [-mArc-]... 

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I think those were written down before and he just copy and pasted... but maybe I am wrong...

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Originally posted by Adam:
I think those were written down before and he just copy and pasted... but maybe I am wrong...

Most likly they were writen down.. but you knwo what? who cares hehe there on here now

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I was looking through marcs post and i think he missed one "No humans were probed in the making of this episode"

Is from "I dated a robot"

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I'll go to bed less stupid tonight

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Originally posted by FYP:
I'll go to bed less stupid tonight

Theres no way your going anywhere less stupid then you are now 

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Originally posted by Adam:
I think those were written down before and he just copy and pasted... but maybe I am wrong...

you are wrong.

i went through the capsules and videos a while back to get them, as i didn't find them on the net anymore with all the pages down.

and yeah, as i said, the last 3 or so episodes are missing up there. they werent aired when i looked those things up 

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no I don't mean you copied somewhere else... I ment you had looked those up over time and copied it from like a .txt file or something... and didn't just write them all down just then for the post... but then again... maybe I am still wrong and should just shut up now

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Hey guys,
can anybody tell me where to get the translation for the alien-alphabet?

Thank u very much!

      Suzanne! 

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sure 

the otherwise dead MAAF has it at http://www.killbots.com/html/info/alien/

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Originally posted by FYP:
I'll go to bed less stupid tonight

how is that possible fyp... 

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wow, i was going to ask if this list was available somewhere, and here it is.  i love those gag lines.

favorites:

As foretold by Nostradamus

and then the recent ref to the king of all
movies:  For proper viewing, take red pill now

good board!   this is my 2nd post, so pardon me while i muddle thru older discussions and reply at random.  i'm just amazed at how much fu info is posted here.  sweet georgia brown.

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I seem to remember another one: "From the makers of Futurama".

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Originally posted by NrmlzTmTrvl:
favorites:

As foretold by Nostradamus

I think my favorite is "From the network that brought you The Simpsons". At around the same time, Fox was using that exact same line to hype up Malcom In The Middle. I'm not sure if it was just a coincidence that Fox was using a line as stupid as that, or if the Futurama writers threw it in at the last minute to make fun of Malcom...but either way, seeing it made my week(I live a very sad life).

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in the first episode it said futurama in color and i don't realy read the messages at the star of each episode

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I like "Live from Omicron Persei 8"

Although if you think about that, it makes no sense unless Futurama was filmed a thousand years ago...

 

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for my favorite look at my sig 

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*puts eyes to screen* OOOOOOOOO...COLORS! *puts glasses back on* Uh-oh...that didn't help very much....where's the computer!?
*tries to stand and falls over*

 

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We have already got a complete list with ACV numbers at KFNF.

Click 'English' then 'Opening Scenes'

Enjoy!

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Originally posted by Valgarv:
*puts eyes to screen* OOOOOOOOO...COLORS! *puts glasses back on* Uh-oh...that didn't help very much....where's the computer!?
*tries to stand and falls over*

   

go towards the light, my friend... 

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now we just need a list of all the old cartoons that the planet express ship crashes into at end of opening.

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read through http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/showpage.cgi?Forum=1&Thread=000602

there is a link to an old thread with some of them.
more can be found on "What else? Futurama"

[This message has been edited by Administrator [-mArc-] (edited 07-23-2001).]

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lol  ty [-mArc-]
I saw that thread after I posted that 

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Originally posted by [-mArc-]:

• Presented in Doublevision (where drunk)
• Transmitido en Martian en SAP
• Simulcast on crazy people's fillings

Heh, those are the funniest I think.

 

• Coming soon to an illegal DVD

:: Dashes to Best Buy and back, fires up the DVD writer::