Favorite Quotes

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Hmmmm like the name says, whats yurs?  This has probably already been done but to find that out I would have to scroll down and... click... on...... the........ thing....... and....... ZZZzzZzZZzzZzZ.........

*Meh*

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Hmm, I'll have to think real hard about this one.... ouch. I just hurt something in my brain. Oh yeah, its in my sig.... 

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My favorite quotes are anytime Kif sighs at something Branigan says.

Padawan Slappy

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i guess my all time favourite is "poor 20th century women" but i really liked "i had snu snu" too 

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I think ALL Quotes are good. Possibly my favourite one:

 

Originally said by Amy Wong and Professor Farnsworth in "Parasites Lost"
Pro: [whisper] Be very very quiet, we're in the ear.
Amy: OK, Professor [/whisper]
Pro: WHAAT?!?!?
Amy: OK, Professor.

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Some of my favorites (depending who says them they're funnier)

Fry Favorite: 'Oh, and the aftertaste'(after tumbling into the sewer)
Leela Favorite: '?'
Bender Favorite: 'Well, there's always hope. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Zoidburg Favorite: 'Guess again' (in reply to Fry opening his mouth)/'Ah, good as new...AAAAGGGH!' (slinky) (tye)
Zapp Favorite: 'I believe the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies/Oh God you're killing me.. OH GOD! YER KILLING ME!'(tye)
PRofessor Farnsworth: 'You may feel a slight stinging sensation. All of you.'/'tell them I hate them'(same episode)
Hermes: 'I call it Carribean Drain-o'
Amy: 'Dooie gah dachine!'
Nibbler: snooooo! (while being crushed by giant hairball)
Snuffy: 'Snuffy's Gonna die the way he lived'

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If by "Snuffy" you mean the janitor in Pararsites Lost, his name is Scruffy, not Snuffy.

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Scruffy: "Oh marmelade!!"
Leela: "That oughtta show the stupid robot we care about him"
Fry: "Fix it fix it fix it fix it <pause> fix it fix it fix it fix it!"
Bender: "Dont worry Leela soon we`ll all be able to look back on this and laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Amy: "I wish a decent guy would call me instead of this spleesball who has me to terrified to even awnser the phone. <Phone rings> Hello??"
Prof. farnsworth: "Good news everyone!!"
Cuberth: "Told ya"
DR zoidberg: "Oh god, I`m coming down!!"
Hermes: <his beurocrat song>

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-Zoidberg - My mother was a saint!  Get out!
-Bender (too many to choose from, here's one)Your social security check's late!  Stuff costs more than it used to!  Young people use curse words!
-Fry - They're like sex, only I'm having them
-Leela - Look!  It's the Near Death Star!
-Professor - I have a shocking announcement to make, so those of you with weak hearts should leave.  Goodbye
-Hermes - Up yours, Zoidberg!  Up where your species traditionally crams things!

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Originally posted by [-mArc-]:
i guess my all time favourite is "poor 20th century women"

haha thats my favorite quote too (of futurama)...i really like the quote that is my sig too...

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OH! I thought of my favorite quote for Leela. "Well, Fry's been feeding him all this stuff and Fry's a ...well... Do you have idiots on your planet?"

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Mine be:

Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it Kiff?
Kiff: Uggg... Sexlexia.

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anything involving Grunka Lunkas:

professor:  tell them i hate them!
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bender: shut the hell up!!
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that whole song about keeping quiet


whatever. i can't typ right now.  must sleep.

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Originally posted by alpha39:
Mine be:

Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it Kiff?
Kiff: Uggg... Sexlexia.

hahaha that quote is pretty funny too 

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Okay.  This one is easy.  This has got to be one of the funniest things ever said on Futurama:

Zapp:
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

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Yea definately.
The most unsesitive thing Zap ever did was at that double date with him, leela Kif and Amy.
I mean of course taking the flowers and candy away from Kif.

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what about Leela burning the flowers?

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"So, you thought you could sneak in with these scissors, but you forgot one thing... rock crushes scissors! But... scissors cut paper... and paper covers rock... Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And bring me a rock."

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Originally posted by Kryten:
"So, you thought you could sneak in with these scissors, but you forgot one thing... rock crushes scissors! But... scissors cut paper... and paper covers rock... Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And bring me a rock."

THAT's why Zap is the #1 character! There are  so many great quotes from Zap!

Ainoth

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Point well taken.
When Leela burned the flowers that was just to show her how much she hates Zap.  But Zap just cant take a hint and she didnt know those flowers were Kif`s and where ment for Amy.

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In a game of chess... you can never let you adversary see your pieces.

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Originally posted by Ricky:
In a game of chess... you can never let you adversary see your pieces.

heh heh...especially not the king... 

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"Now, like all my plans, this one's so simple an idiot could have devised it!"

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And the winner is . . . THE HYPNOTOAD.  ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.

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Uh, Bender.  You didn't touch The Crushinator did you?

'Course not!  A lady that fine you gotta romance first.


"The Series Has Landed" is still my all time favorite.


R Hawks
Futurama Fan Art

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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
And the winner is . . . THE HYPNOTOAD.  ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.

hmm...do ya think the Almighty Zesty Jason would know about this? 

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"Kif. I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!"

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Okay. So I used the search function.
And I got a thread THREE YEARS OLD.
Nice.

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I like ANYTHING the Professor says.

Fave Fry quote: "No I'm....doesn't"