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Bender lost the child-proofing contest.
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NastyInThePasty

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Bender: Hey, wanna buy some Flaming Belch In A Bottle?
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TheMadCapper

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UberMod
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Bender: And THAT'S how you catch a meteorite in a bottle!
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ShinyMetal***

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Fry: Wow, that Ho made a tasty sandwich! Hermes: I wish I had that briefcase. (looks down at his own)
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futz
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The PE building not only has a breathtaking view of the New New York skyline but is only a block away from Earth's biggest crack pipe.
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Beamer

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Photo-bombing is a much more difficult task in the 31st century.
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NastyInThePasty

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Announcer: Will Hermes see the open manhole that Fry did not? Stay tuned for more Tales....Of....Gravity!
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cartoonlover27

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Leela: Bender, you've slept with a lot of crazy things, but this?
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futz
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Bender: OK Scruffy, it's ready for the stuff- eew!
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Beamer

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Bender would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
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ShinyMetal***

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Bender: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
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Beamer

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Bender would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
Bender: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
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MeatablePie

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Ndnd was intrigued at the sight of Free Waterfall Jr's buttcrack.
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NastyInThePasty

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Free Waterfall, Jr.: So, uhhhh...you gonna eat that Poppler?
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Beamer

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Lrrr hadn't yet acquainted himself with the ways of the open mic night.
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futz
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FW Jr. Hey man you're at least gonna save her clothes for recycling aren't ya? They taste really bad and besides, I could use a fresh pair of boots and those are at least my size.
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« Reply #36 on: 12-04-2013 03:34 »
« Last Edit on: 12-04-2013 03:42 »
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As Waterfall Jr. made an awe-inspiring speech, Lrrr suddenly realized how deeply in love he was with the young vegetarian. With a tear in his eye, Lrrr slowly turned around and stared deep into the young man's eyes admiringly, loving his monotone facial expression and low, hypnotizing voice. He had never felt so intrigued in his life; not even his wife could keep his interest this intensely. The only person who knew of his admiration for Waterfall was Leela; who w]clearly knew exactly what was about to happen. Lrr wiped the tear from his eye, and with a triumphant yell, he ran toward young Waterfall, and hugged him upon impact. Lrrr exposed his feeling to the young man with three simple words, "I Love Waterfall." The young man hugged him back, and it seemed as though the world stood still; not even Ndnd, who was shocked beyond measure, could stop this display of affection. They eventually let go of each other, and announced to the world that they would be married by dawn. Yes, it seems that true love had come full force that day. Never would the world feel such joy ever again.
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