Don't you worry about the framegrab thread, let me worry about blank.

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(This might be time for a new version in this series of threads, seeing as we're at page 20.)

This was the best title I could come up with.

And now, for what we all came here for:

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Bender lost the child-proofing contest.

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Smitty: You've passed the TSA security check, sir. You can board the plane now.

Bender: Thanks, losers. Allah akbar!

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Man with the megaphone: Get your tickets to police department's magic show tonight!
Bender: Wait, I don't need to steal those tickets, I'm 40% magic already!

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Any more takers?

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Bender: Kill all humans! And all robot cops! And all machines with red and green buttons! And all megaphones! And my banjo!

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Bender: Hey, wanna buy some Flaming Belch In A Bottle?

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Bender: And THAT'S how you catch a meteorite in a bottle!

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Take it away, Quantum Neutrino Field.

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Yay, that has been a while.


Now, for a limited time only:

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Fry: Wow, that Ho made a tasty sandwich!
Hermes: I wish I had that briefcase. (looks down at his own)

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The PE building not only has a breathtaking view of the New New York skyline but is only a block away from Earth's biggest crack pipe.

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Fry: Hey! Down here! Someone wake up the cameraman!

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Photo-bombing is a much more difficult task in the 31st century.

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Announcer: Will Hermes see the open manhole that Fry did not? Stay tuned for more Tales....Of....Gravity!

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The NNY Mardi Gras passes by Planet Express.

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Interesting stuff. Stay tuned for... NastyInThePasty wins the round.

Brought you by Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts. They're nut so good!

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w00t.

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Leela: Bender, you've slept with a lot of crazy things, but this?

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Bender's "in your face" -attitude reached another level.

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Bender: OK Scruffy, it's ready for the stuff- eew!

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_{Ignore this - if you dare.}

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Bender would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

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Bender: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

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Bender would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Bender: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

...

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Bender: OK Scruffy, it's ready for the stuff- eew!

If it weren't for that ****ing picture of Miley Cyrus (as a turkey) twerking, THIS would have been the most disturbing Thanksgiving Day image on the Internet this year.

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Bender: Hey, Fry! I got inside a cyclops before you did! Haw-haw-haw!

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Scruffy was grateful for Bender's bending service following the unexpected malfunction in his Halloween costume.

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El-Man takes it for his excellent dirty caption. 

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We aims ta please. And I'm nearly out of screen caps...

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Ndnd was very skeptical toward this conga line idea.

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Ndnd was intrigued at the sight of Free Waterfall Jr's buttcrack.

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Free Waterfall, Jr.: So, uhhhh...you gonna eat that Poppler?

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Lrrr hadn't yet acquainted himself with the ways of the open mic night.

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Lrrr: People of Earth!   Wait, this is not the usual microphone... Leela?

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FW Jr. Hey man you're at least gonna save her clothes for recycling aren't ya? They taste really bad and besides, I could use a fresh pair of boots and those are at least my size.

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As Waterfall Jr. made an awe-inspiring speech, Lrrr suddenly realized how deeply in love he was with the young vegetarian. With a tear in his eye, Lrrr slowly turned around and stared deep into the young man's eyes admiringly, loving his monotone facial expression and low, hypnotizing voice. He had never felt so intrigued in his life; not even his wife could keep his interest this intensely. The only person who knew of his admiration for Waterfall was Leela; who w]clearly knew exactly what was about to happen. Lrr wiped the tear from his eye, and with a triumphant yell, he ran toward young Waterfall, and hugged him upon impact. Lrrr exposed his feeling to the young man with three simple words, "I Love Waterfall." The young man hugged him back, and it seemed as though the world stood still; not even Ndnd, who was shocked beyond measure, could stop this display of affection. They eventually let go of each other, and announced to the world that they would be married by dawn. Yes, it seems that true love had come full force that day. Never would the world feel such joy ever again.

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FW Jr.: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six farts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is the most powerful ass in the universe, and the stink would implode your head horrible, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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MRM gets points for imagination, but futz takes it this time.

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