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Dr John Bender
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« #41 : 10-07-2010 03:19 »
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just why has French gone extinct?
First Quebec gets overrun by the rest of North America and switches completely to the Anglophone language. Then France surrenders (sound familiar?). The End
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Svip

Administrator
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« #58 : 10-14-2010 22:12 »
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2. Secondly, a episode where Morbo and his race attack earth should be made.
I don't want Futurama to try attempts with the original failed Star Trek Dominion War. What makes Morbo's comments about his coming invasion funny and somewhat 'terrifying' is that we never see it. But if we actually get to do it, it would only cheapen it. They could never live up to the picture they have described. Would be like showing Fraiser's wife on Fraiser! Heresy!
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Jarvio

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« #73 : 03-09-2011 00:49 »
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“The Problem With Penises”
Fry catches the professor masturbating to a picture of dr zoidberg. Fry promises that he will keep it a secret if the professor will give him a penis enlargement (to impress Leela). The professor agrees, but the treatment goes horribly wrong, and fry’s penis ends up TOO big. Fry begs the professor to shrink it again, but as soon as he’s about to, the professor suffers a heart attack and is taken into hospital. Fry is therefore left with an enormous penis, that cannot be treated until the professor returns from hospital (which could take up to weeks). Fry ends up depressed, and tries to freeze himself again – but he can’t fit into the cryogenic freezer because his penis is too big. However, fry soon gains success and fame with his new enormous penis, and gets to star in many films and tv shows. Leela isn’t impressed as she finds it ‘shallow’, and so fry isn’t happy (fame isn’t everything when you can’t get the one you love etc etc). However, Amy quickly shows an interest in fry, and the pair end up having anal sex right in front of kif, who in turn commits suicide by gun-shot to the head. The following week, at Kif’s funeral, fry completely loses it with guilt/depression, and decides to shoot (and kill) everyone there (leela, bender, amy, hermes, zoidberg etc), and then finally kills himself. Meanwhile, the professor is finally discharged from hospital, and returns to planet express, wondering where the hell everyone is.
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