"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #40 on:]

A: Because he can't get a decent girlfriend so he thinks hes better off with a cyclops.

Q: Why does Leela have high expectations of men?

[Reply #41 on:]

A: Because she is a cyclops.

Q: What is the point of Zoidberg

[Reply #42 on:]

A: He is cheap too look after.

Q: What is a weeks food for Zoidberg?

[Reply #43 on:]

A: Amy's toe nail clippings and if he is lucky some take out Chinese food boxes.

Q: What is Zoidberg's favorite dumpster?

[Reply #44 on:]

A: The one across the street from Planet Express of course!

Q: Are there luxury dumpsters out there? Like a five-star resturant dumpster?

[Reply #45 on:]

A: Nope.

Q: Will Zoidberg ever have the opportunity to be a better doctor?

[Reply #46 on:]

A: Yes but he will blow it.

Q: How will he blow it?

[Reply #47 on:]

A: He will be asked to lance a boil and end up performing a lobotomy.

Q: Does Zoidy even know what lobotomy means?

[Reply #48 on:]

A: No, he thinks it's some kind of food because he found a bag labled "lobotomy" in the dumpster outside a hopsital and it tasted pretty good.

A: Will Igner ever have a relationship with his father Farnsworth?

[Reply #49 on:]

A: Yes but it wont last too long.

Q: Why wont it last long?

[Reply #50 on:]

A: Too many stupid people already work there

Q: Who would Farnsworth fire to get his son a job at PE?

[Reply #51 on:]

A. Zoidberg.

Q. Which dumpster would he go to?

[Reply #52 on:]

A: The one behind the coffee shop that was once across from Planet Express.

Q: Will the cafe allow him to stay there?

[Reply #53 on:]

A: No.

Q: Why not?

[Reply #54 on:]

Q: Because the customers will complain about the smell of rotting crustacean.

A: Is Zoidy truly a crustacean? He is an alien after all...

[Reply #55 on:]

A: Yes he is a crustacean because his main features classify him as one.

Q: Will the Sewer Mutants ever be allowed to live on the surface?

[Reply #56 on:]

Q: Yes, but only with bags over their heads

A: Will a Sewer Mutant ever be allowed to date a normal ground-living person?

[Reply #57 on:]

A: They are able but none of the sewer mutants have been able to get one to agree to a date.

Q: Who will be the first sewer mutant/ normal person relationship?

[Reply #58 on:]

A: Technically that would be Fry and Leela..., no wait, that would be the first one with any chance of lasting though....

Q: Why is it the first real one?

[Reply #59 on:]

A: Canon has not shown us a relationship yet.

Q: Why is this thread so shippy? Is it the room?

[Reply #60 on:]

A: Everyone loves Fry and Leela.

Q: Can you really watch the show and not ship them?

[Reply #61 on:]

A: Yes. SoS and I are living proof.

Q: Will the Foot mutant ever find anyone to love him?

[Reply #62 on:]

A: Yes, the girl with the extra arm.

Q: If you don't ship Fry and Leela, who do you want them with?

[Reply #63 on:]

A: I personally don't want them pairing off either of them. It's not like Futurama is an animated version of Friends (thank goodness). But if I have to answer, I'd want Fry with someone who loves him as he is, and Leela to die lonely in a ditch, covered in petrol and on fire.

Q: How would you like to see Hermes die?

[Reply #64 on:]

A: He would go out trying to finish filling out a requisition.

Q: How would he die trying to fill out a requisition?

[Reply #65 on:]

A: By falling of a cliff.
 
Q:How would fry die?

[Reply #66 on:]

A:He doesnt die because he drinks a bottle of strange blue liquid that makes him immortal

Q: If fry and Leela had kids would they have twos eyes or one?

[Reply #67 on:]

A: They would look like nibbler with two eyes and one eye on top.

Q: What if Zoidberg had kids.

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[Reply #68 on:]

A:they would grow up to become famous comedians and make fun of thier dad's failours

Q:is there anything bender cant pull out of his chest?

[Reply #69 on:]

A: A robot heart apparently

Q: Are robots allowed to marry?

[Reply #70 on:]

A: Yes. Remember, the sinclair 2k robot forgot his wife's face. Oh, but that was in a delusional Bender's mind. So in that case, I must cite Fanny and Donbot.

Q: When and how did robots develop genders?

[Reply #71 on:]

A: around the year 2900 when robot and human equality laws were established

Q: what would you do if you were president of earth?

[Reply #72 on:]

A: I would put Futurama back on air.

Q: Would the new series have any new characters?

[Reply #73 on:]

A: More recent illegitimate children between the Professor and Mom

Q: How old does Mom have to be before she can no longer have kids?

[Reply #74 on:]

A: 666

Q: ^ Is this a coincidence or a sign that she is evil?

[Reply #75 on:]

A: Just ironic

Q: Will her next child be even dumber than Igner or will the trend reverse itself?

[Reply #76 on:]

A: The children become more idiotic the older the professor and mom get.

Q: Will Fry's children have missing delta brainwaves?

[Reply #77 on:]

A: I guess it would depend on rather or not their mother does.

Q: Would Fry really be stupid enough to marry a woman who also lacked delta brainwaves?

[Reply #78 on:]

A: It would be very unlikley if he found someone who was there own Grandmother.

Q: If  he did, what would be the first thing they would do together?

[Reply #79 on:]

A:eat pineapples off a string

Q:how would fry propose to Leela?