"What's with the eye?" - Stupid Questions

[Reply #160 on:]

A: It was always like that. Why do you think they decided to settle there?

Q: Why did the Globetrotters leave Earth in the first place?

[Reply #161 on:]

A: Because they wanted to hone their craft far away from prying eyes.

Q: Why did Fry want to try and show Leela his non existant basketball skills, skills that wouldn't pay the bills?

[Reply #162 on:]

A: He forgot he didn't have his clover.

Q: Which bills was the Professor referring to?

[Reply #163 on:]

A: The court ordered damages to the childrens hospital.

Q: Why does he owe them money?

[Reply #164 on:]

A: Because of his obscene secret experimentation on their patients; the parents sued.

Q: What was he doing to them?

[Reply #165 on:]

A: He was dissecting their brains to see if they were intelligent


Q:  Why would he doubt the intelligence of children?

[Reply #166 on:]

A: Becuase they failed the "got your nose" test.

Q: Has anyone else sued the professor?

[Reply #167 on:]

A: Yes, 8 others.

Q: What did the professor do to them?

[Reply #168 on:]

A: He forgot to put the lion back in its cage!

Q: What other kinds of dangerous animals does the professor leave lying around?

[Reply #169 on:]

A: Lions, tigers and bears....also a wampa.

Q: Why does he have all these dangerous animals?

[Reply #170 on:]

A: They were experiments gone wrong.

Q: What was he trying to create?

[Reply #171 on:]

A: Mutant atomic super beings.

Q: Will Fry ever become a mad scientist?

[Reply #172 on:]

A: Maybe just a mad grad student (but he will probably drop out)

Q: Would Leela make it through mad grad school?

[Reply #173 on:]

A: No she isn't boring or eccentric enough to be a grad student.

Q: If Leela became a mad anything what would she be?

[Reply #174 on:]

A. Hatter.

Q. Would she have to go to an asylum?

[Reply #175 on:]

A: She would.

Q: Would  it help her?

[Reply #176 on:]

A: No she'd just kill her way out.

Q: Will Fry ever really understand that he was responsible for his own misery in that by running from the nudist scammer aliens he accidentally set in motion the events that would create the time duplicate known as Lars (really the third PJF in the time line....)?

[Reply #177 on:]

A: No. Causality is way out of his league.

Q: What would the Professor do if he caught any of his employees having sex on the job.

That question's been knocked around so much here lately I just had to use it.

[Reply #178 on:]

A: He would attempt to join and when rejected he would fire them.

Q: How often has this happened?

[Reply #179 on:]

A: At least 3 times a week

Q: How often has Zoidberg been allowed to participate?

[Reply #180 on:]

A: Never or he'd have died already, his species dies upon mating.

Q: Will Bender ever settle down with just one fembot?

[Reply #181 on:]

A: Pffff, no.

Q: How many would Bender ultimately settle down with?

[Reply #182 on:]

A:  He wouldn't settle down, he would just have a continuous loop of fembots coming and going

Q:  But what about . . . the Crushinator? Won't she have a special place in his heart?

[Reply #183 on:]

A: No.

Q: Will there be a fembot who will hold a special place in Bender?

[Reply #184 on:]

A: Not since the countess.

Q: Will Fry ever run for political office?

[Reply #185 on:]

A: If he has to.

Q: Why would he be needed to run for political office ?

[Reply #186 on:]

A: Because he was told to by That Guy.

Q: What does That Guy Know about politics?

[Reply #187 on:]

A: Steve Castle aka That Guy was a sleazy business man from the 1980s who suffered from Boneitis, he was good at running businesses into the ground through politicking so perhaps he knew who needs bribing to win in political office.

Q: Will Bender ever stop being a criminal without being reprogrammed to?

[Reply #188 on:]

A: No, he has too much fun.

Q: How much has he earned in his criminal life?

[Reply #189 on:]

A: He has earned millions, but also lost it all again, crime doesnt pay!

Q: Does HGB eat robots?

[Reply #190 on:]

A: He can but he doesn't if he can avoid it.

Q: Why does he try to avoid eating robots?

[Reply #191 on:]

A: Metal gives him indigestion.

Q: Should Zapp have been eaten by Lrr?

[Reply #192 on:]

A: Lrrr thought about eating him but decided not to.

Q: What made Lrrr decide not to eat Zapp?

[Reply #193 on:]

A: Ndnd put him on a diet.

Q: What is he allowed to eat?

[Reply #194 on:]

A: Saltine crackers and personal trainers.

Q: When will Zapp ever buy a pair of pants?

[Reply #195 on:]

A: He wont, he finds them uncomfortable.

Q: When was the last time that Zapp wore pants?

[Reply #196 on:]

A: when he was a teenaged boy living with his father before he ran off to live with his mother.

Q: Should Leela have ever allowed her sense of pity to lead her to sleeping with Zapp?

[Reply #197 on:]

A: Not according to her.

Q: Who else will fall for Zapp's sympathy trick besides Leela and Amy?

[Reply #198 on:]

People still do these games? Honestly, get girlfriends

[Reply #199 on:]

A: Linda.

Q: What happened that Zapp was able to play on Linda's sympathies?



@Books: in my case it would be boyfriend.