Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #720 on:]

For the new page:

Wooo-oo!

And my caption:
Dr. Manhattan wasn't always a master of understanding how things worked and putting things back together...

[Reply #721 on:]

Leela: "So did you find anywhere we can get parts to fix the ship?"

Bender: "Brrdertert-et-ert....brrdertert-et!"

Leela: "Damn it Bender, for the last time you're not a probe droid!"

[Reply #722 on:]

Bender: Alright, whoever it was who said "Wait, Professor! Shouldn't you test your teleport beam out on non-living objects first?" is dead!

[Reply #723 on:]

Bender: Look everyone, I've been upgraded into a Cylon Raider! Come on, Leela, say it! Say the line!!

Leela (sighs) Frakking toaster....

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Leela: Sorry Bender you're leg seems to be stuck. Do you want me to pull on it some more. Those stupid people from the Stupid Ages put you back together all wrong.

Bender: Yeah those idiots wouldn't know their leg from their... yeeaah... pull some more.

[Reply #725 on:]

I have now changed my mind and will award the winning prize to Future Shock not because of the quality of the submission but because FS is more likely to notice (which will only help the "getting on with it").

WHAT?  You stinking rat bastard.  Don't let me catch you around my neighborhood, I'll beat you til your clothes go out of style...

Sorry, I was channeling an outraged Ralph Snart...

Leela:  What happened to you?
Bender:  You ought know, meatsack!  You're the one that sent me on that mission to the reverse engineering planet, Microsoft one...

[Reply #726 on:]

I'll beat you til your clothes go out of style...

I'm naked, cause my dungarees are in the wash. Hope that doesn't ruin your day.

In fact that is going to be my very random caption.

Bender: I'm naked, cause my dungarees are in the wash. Hope that doesn't ruin your day.

[Reply #727 on:]

futz wins. We all have a thing for dirty puns, don't we?

And for the record, my caption:
As the shock of Future Shock's caption winning became clear, Bender fell apart, and the others were too distraught to put him back properly.

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[Reply #729 on:]

Bender: All right! Let's hear it for the host who can boast the most arsenic!

[Reply #730 on:]

Bender: Why?! [zoom out] Why?! [zoom out] Why?! [zoom out] Why does it have to look like a smiley face?! I mean, really, I can't take his death seriously looking at this.

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Bender: Now watch me turn this dead hobo into another delicious meal!

[Reply #732 on:]

Bender: "Khaaaaaannnnn!!!!!"

[Reply #733 on:]

Bender: I have had revenge against the one who fed me an oversized hamburger!

[Reply #734 on:]

Bender: What the hell do you mean, he said "I'll just have one wafer thin mint" before his stomach exploded??

[Reply #735 on:]

Bender: Oh ye of little faith! The Lord works in mysterious ways. This is not a setback, why this is... this is merely an opportunity for you to bear witness to an even greater miracle. Feeding this crummy multitude with some fish-heads and mouldy crusts is as nothing now that I, the Robot Messiah™, can wow you by doing a "Lassie" and restoring LIFE to this poor...
Bystander: Don't you mean "Lazarus"?
Bender: Let him who can perform his own miracles cast the first heckle! Now, where was I... Oh yes... by bringing back to life this pitiful individual who... seems to have died from an exploded stomach... possibly brought on by an acute case of food poisoning... It must have been something he ate earlier in the day.

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Bender: At last, my new recipe for Soylent Hobos will take the galaxy by storm...! [maniacal laughter]

[Reply #737 on:]

Bender: "I come not to praise this geezer but to bury him!"

[Reply #738 on:]

Bender:  Another food related fatality.  Why, oh why, does this always happen to me?

[Reply #739 on:]

I'm tempted to go from the ridiculous to the sublime by replacing my entry with...

   Hobo #1: [to Hobo #2] That reminds me; I hear Senator Brea's dead.

... but I won't.

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Bender:   Oh, no!  This is an outrage!  Who poisoned this guy, how can anybody do this?!?!?

A hobo looks at Bender.


Bender: (pointing to the hobo):  Yoooooooooouuuuuuuuu, did it!   

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Bender: So may the first rounds of eating food, plates, and furniture.... begin!

[Reply #742 on:]

'Johnny Carson said it (Framegrabs Thread)'

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Bender: It was beautiful as long as it lasted...The journey of his life. Save the pain he'll leave behind. Those dear hearts who love and care...And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...The strong arms that held him up, when his own strength let him down. I came across a good friend, a friend who stood by me, even when the time raced me by. Farewell, farewell my friend! I smile and bid you goodbye. No, I'll shed no tears for I need them not. If you feel sad do think of him for that's what he'd like. GOODBYE DEAR FRIEND!

Hobo: He just fell asleep.

Bender: GOODNIGHT DEAR FRIEND!

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Yo, futz! Regale us with your decision, before the 24-hour rule gets re-re-re-reinvoked on ya.

[Reply #745 on:]

Thought I'd just wait until the nightly syndicated Simpsons was over.

soylentOrange wins.

[Reply #746 on:]

Damn, and I was going to type "KHAAAAAAAAN! ... 's brother is dead."

[Reply #747 on:]

Now please, can we have a decent framegrab?  Like when Leela and Amy are leaning in over Fry on Titanic in "A Flight to Remember", when Fry is a bit of a trouble in front of Zapp and Amy's parents.

That would just be dialogue driven comedy.

[Reply #748 on:]

Fry: WTF?

[Reply #749 on:]

Now please, can we have a decent framegrab?  Like when Leela and Amy are leaning in over Fry on Titanic in "A Flight to Remember", when Fry is a bit of a trouble in front of Zapp and Amy's parents.

That would just be dialogue driven comedy.

I think that grab has been done a few times already

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No one knows who I am. But I'm posting anyway!

Leela: "Leviosa!"

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Before...
Leela: Stop eating them! They're alive! This one talked to me!
Fry: Yeah, mhm. But you know what's actually interesting? A game of...Hot Potato! [tosses a poppler to Bender]
Bender: Dancing space potatoes?! You bet! [continues game]
[FUTURAMA THEME SONG]

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Leela: Kiss me, my sweet little blob of goo!

Poppler: Hell no! I don't wanna catch cyclops!

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Zoidberg: Awww, Leela, he takes after you.

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New for Beijing 3008: Synchronized Levitation
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Poppler: I am not doing a ventriloquist act! And get this crazy woman's thumb outta my *ss!

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With Leela's amazing sucking talent she succesfully sucked the poppler back to her and ate it without touching it with her hands, though they were there for support. No need to spoil good food by letting it fall on the floor. The crowd gazed in awe.

Leela: Tadaaa!!! What shall i do for my next trick?

Fry: Well actually......i was wondering if you could use your sucking powers on something of mine......(;


Edit - Wooahhh sorry, my brother posted the last bit (Frys dialogue) but hey i cant be bothered to take it off. lol

[Reply #757 on:]

Leela: Look everyone, I’m using the Force! I’m going to be a Jedi!
Professor: Balderdash! That’s because you’ve got your hands over my anti-gravity generator!
Fry: (sniggering) Hey Leela, want to hold my lightsabre?

[Reply #758 on:]

Leela: Hey everyone, want to see my new invisible Poppler exercise ball...?

[Reply #759 on:]

Fry: (OS) "So what is that thing Leela"

Leela: "I'm not sure, every time I put it down it just turns into an igloo."