Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

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Repost for new page.

It's called gimmicks to make it more popular. I assure you, with all the crappy merchandise captions, there's got to be a good one.

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Trailer Narrator: [dramatic music playing] Would it be regular rain...or would it be Chubby Rain?

[Zoidberg enters, to the sounds of a needle scratching across the surface of an LP record]

Zoidberg: I say it's lunchtime! Whoop-whoop-whoop!

["Walking On Sunshine" starts playing as a montage of wacky hijinks ensues]

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Zoidberg: Won't you join me in the bunker, Heir Calculon?

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Zoiderg: Dinner is ready, but it was burned then I ate it.

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Zoidberg: You called?
Calculon: I said 'admirable', not 'admiral'! [Under his breath] Amateur.

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Zoidberg: Good news Mr. President!

Calculon: Congress approved the money to fix the White House roof?

Zoidberg: No, they declared war.

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And in the 34th remake of the ancient saga, "The Adventures of Captain Obvious", Dr Zoidberg re-enacts the famous role of the superhero himself, Captain Obvious.

In the fatal final scene upon the roof top, where the noble businessman, Mr Smith, played by famous TV star, Caclulon, despite his noble intentions and the good for all mankind has been enduring nothing by setbacks to his attempts, finally dwells upon the roof in the rain to consider his final moments alive.  Should he jump?

But not far away is our superhero, whom have been fighting guards and the other plot device obstacles to get to our dreaded Mr Smith.  He arrives on the roof top.

Captain Obvious (played by Dr Zoidberg):  Sir, you are standing on the roof top in the rain.

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Calculon and Zoidberg were having lunch with the Prime Minister of Japan. 

Calculon:  What's for dinner?

Zoidberg:  This is: (hands Calculon a plate full of sushi)

Calculon:  Hmmmm, this is delicious!  What is it?

Zoidberg:  It's sushi, sir! 

Calculon:  (coughing and gagging)

Zoidberg:  As president, you can't disrespect other cultures!   You've just been impeached!

Calculon:  Good, never wanted to be president, anyway! 

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Zoidberg: Calculon, you can come back inside now, your raindance worked!

Calculon: what have I done, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!

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Admiral Zoidberg: "Mr. President we've recieved a message from the Martian leader."

Leo's Voice: "You have been worthy opponent Calculon but now it all over. I leave you as you left me, marooned for all eternity on roof, trapped forever.

Calculon: "WOOOOOOOOOONG!!!! (echo) WOOOOOOOOONG!!!!"

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Future Shock, you're only good one was about the balcony and the roof. I raffed. However, I'll award this to Frisky for his Khan reference. Well played sir. Honorable mention to futz.

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I thought my Blade Runner reference was better.

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Wow.  2 classic Sci Fi movie references in 1 screenshot; you don't see that every day...

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Make me laugh....NOW!

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Fry: Achoo
Leela: wow that was windy
Fry: thanks

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Leela: We intend to stake a claim on all Dune references.

Fry: But we'll need stillsuits.

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Leela attempts to gaze into her own pupil.
Fry gets caught in a freeze frame slipping on Zoidberg's ink mess.

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Fry: *Ptooo!*

Leela: ...!!!

Fry: Oh God, I'm sorry!

Leela: I should break your face, you orange-headed moron! Great, now I've got wet chewing tobacco sludge in my butt crack!

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*Fry lets one rip*

Leela: Gak, Fry that fucking stinks!

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Fry: *kiss*
Leela: No I'm over here

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Fry:  Leela, is it possible to be alergic to a robot?  Ever since Bender broke into my locker & stole my money last week, I've been sneezing like crazy.  Oh god... ACHOO!

Leela:  I'll find him for you, and, when I do, "It's Can Opener Time"...

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The Eyes of Leela On Mars.

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After emerging from the wormhole the PE crew crash lands on a desolate planet. Marooned, they use salvaged parts from the PE ship they survive in a cave near the crash site...

Leela: (Thinking) Good, alone at last. I can deal with Bender's Lobster chili on my own terms. (Out loud) Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffff fftt... ttt... t.  Aaaahhhh.

Fry: Leela, guess what! We actuallly crashed in New Jers- - Oh GOD!

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Books, yours was good, but it went to Frisky in the end. Sryz.


Fry: Achoooo!
Leela: Good job Fry, you just ruined all the spice! How do you expect us to control the universe when you can't even control bacteria?
Fry: Does this mean we won't get to meet Sting?
Leela: *sigh* *facepalm*

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Despite being dared and after repeated attempts, Fry finally admitted that he could not suck Leela's tank top off .

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Leela: I can't concentrate with this obnoxious red haze in my face.
Fry: I'm on it. And maybe I'll be able to add red to the list of colors that I know the taste of while I'm at it.  <Begins trying to suck up all the air in the room.>
Leela: Fat chance.  <Under her breath>  Everyone knows that the primary colors are both tasteless and odorless!

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Fry: I know this is supposed to be an old-fashioned film, but we can make the background bronze without *achoo* sand!
Leela: Shut up and ride, Ned Kelly.

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Leela practices her Clint Eastwood impression while Fry whistles the "Good, The Bad & The Ugly" theme behind her.

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^ Ah, crud-bucket!

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Fry: Is this the future
Lesla: no it is the past
Fyr: oh i thought it was the fuure

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Spell check 3.
Post count 1.
People pissed 10,000.

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It will win you'll see
You have no Fait.h

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Spell check 3.
Post count 1.
People pissed 10,000.

Seriously, I'm curious, what was the point of that part?

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Fry: (thinking) Yes! I'm going to win this bet with Bender after all! Almost....there.....

(he suddenly screams in agony as Leela grabs his hand and squeezes it hard)

Leela: Fry, if you ever try to grab my arse again, I'll take that hand, rip it off, and make you wear it as a necklace.

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Unlike Leela, Fry forget to duck under the invisible bar.

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Fry and Leela watch as a massive dust storm destroys everything in sight

Fry: "Okay, in hindsight, maybe you were right.  Maybe starting the reactor wasn't such a good idea."

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That's it SO wins!

[#677 :]

That didn't make sense

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He meant soylentOrange. Duh x10

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