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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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[Spaghetti Western music plays on the soundtrack]
Fry: [Clint Eastwood voice] There's two types of people in this world, Morgan. Those who clean up after themselves, and those who don't. [chews cigar] You don't.
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Fry becomes hypnotized by the little furry ball on the tip of Bender's antenna.
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Svip

Administrator
DOOP Secretary

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Wii Sports in the future. Outfit required.
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: Okay, are you guys ready for the fancy dress party...? Fry - where's your costume?
Fry: I'm wearing it.
Leela: ...What are you supposed to be?
Fry: A pervert at the bus stop. (Drops his pants, waggles it around)
Hermes: Dat's uncanny!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Leela: Just because I'm a sewer mutant why do I have to go get him?
Hermes: Dat makes you the most qualified employee, woman.
Leela: How did the Ambassidor from the Dung Beetle Planet get flushed down the toilet anyway. Unless...
Bender: Eeep...
Fry (thinking): Act uninterested, act uninterested...
Leela: Fry, you're acting uninterested. So, it was you two!
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Gore: "Fry, you must understand that you are our last hope. Only you can destroy the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about Manbearpig."
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Al Gore: [sweating] Trying to hypnotize a moron is more difficult that it looks...!
Steven Hawking: HeRe, LeT mE dO iT.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Fry: ...and I say Bush beat you fair and square!
Hawking, Gygax, & Nichols: Oooooh, burned you buddy!
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Svip

Administrator
DOOP Secretary

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Al Gore: Damn it, Fry, I'm a vice-president, not a physicist!
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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Svip, for paraphrasing my favorite Star Trek character.
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