Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #240 on:]

Hopefully, this one haven't been done, but I did not check.

Zoidberg: Doctor, I have an awful rash on my thorax - please tell me how to get rid of it!

Dignitary: ...Sir, I am a diplomat - you are the Doctor.

Zoidberg:You are? I am? ...Oy!... well in that case... would you mind opening up some lines of communication and facilitating a peaceful resolution to this rash on my thorax?

Dignitary: .....Get out.

it was the doctor

McCoy to you.[/small]

[Reply #241 on:]

Zoidberg: I'm fired? But why?

Decpodian behind desk: Do I really need a reason?

[Reply #242 on:]

Zoidberg: But how can I tell between what is a heap and what's not a heap?

Decapodian Behind Desk: A heap's a heap, you schlemiel. It's not like you're going to have to know the difference, unless you're on 20 Questions.

Zoidberg: But what if I am?

Decapodian Behind Desk: Then you wouldn't win, anyway.

Zoidberg: Aww...

[Reply #243 on:]

Zoidberg: What's that you say? A license to practice medicine? Since when?

[Reply #244 on:]

Tsk tsk, to think none of you recognises Ambassador Melvin.

[Reply #245 on:]

Ambassador Moivin: OK, enough already with the begging. If you have a problem we can help, but you have to be ready to help us in return, already.

Dr. Zoidberg: You mean it's...

Ambassador Moivin: Yes, squid pro quo.

[Reply #246 on:]

Is this a game?

[Reply #247 on:]

No, it's a... er... an unprotected homosexual orgy. You'd better leave before you catch AIDS.

[Reply #248 on:]

Is this a game?

don't mind coldy.  He's, well, coldy.  Yes, this is a game.  You try to come up with a caption that fits the image, and the winner from the last round decides whose is best.  The winner of the current round then picks the next image.

[Reply #249 on:]

don't mind coldy.  He's, well, coldy. 

Hey! I am not!
...wait... Yeah, I probably am.
...Never mind, carry on.

[Reply #250 on:]

   Hopefully, this one haven't been done, but I did not check.

Don't worry, I don't think anyone else does either.

   squid pro quo

Oh my, how are we supposed to top that!   

Oh well, I may as well have a go now that I'm here...


Zoidberg: What's that you say? Recoup the cost of my medical training? I don't understand.  ...  I'm not even sure what medical training means!

[Reply #251 on:]

Hey, Svip. Lay your judgment on us, before regulation 146.18.6-G is re-re-invoked. 

[Reply #252 on:]

Tsk tsk.  They were not that good.  But I like futz's the most!  So futz wins.

[Reply #253 on:]

Preemptive caption:

A Futurama character: You would not believe what's going on round the back there. Cliff Mitchelmore running, bombing along with his little wheelbarrow full of yoghurts, with loads of little witches hovering above it. He must have been running late or something.

[Reply #254 on:]

I do not recall you voting for me in the POTM, SoS, you are still not winning.

[Reply #255 on:]

That caption is preemptive, so it's for what ever picture futz putz uptz.

You have no power in this thread anymore  And nor do I 

[Reply #256 on:]

Zoidberg: "I still don't understand this world.  Spray a few people with your empathy bladder, and sudenly they're arresting you for 'public nudity' this and 'indecent exposure' that."

[Reply #257 on:]

[Reply #258 on:]

Fry: Robonnukah?
Bender: Head in a box! Every single holiday my head in a box!

[Reply #259 on:]

Leela: Fry, take that off Bender's head.

[Reply #260 on:]

Bender: I don't know what's more disgusting, Fry's underwear on my antenna, or watching you two make out in that box!

Leela: Bender, we were NOT making out!

Bender: Fry was.

[Reply #261 on:]

Bender: Load the balls into the slingshot, Fry!

Fry: Um...

Leela: [sighs] Not those balls, Fry.

[Reply #262 on:]

Fry's attempt to get the concept of a roller-coaster across to his coworkers was an abject failure. Even the sound effects supplied by Bender didn't help.

[Reply #263 on:]

Fry and Leela get out of the trunk and pick up Bender's head.

Fry:  Bender!!!!! 

Leela:  He's been decapatated!

Fry and Leela:  *scream*

Bender:  Hey, I'm still alive you morons!!!  And get these unmentionables off of my head!

[Reply #264 on:]

Seconds earlier.

Nixon: "They ate me alive out there. I was just expecting an ordinary debate, not some kind of Spanish Inquisition."

[Reply #265 on:]

Bender: "What the hell are Fry's underpants doing on my head??"

Fry: "If my underpants are on Bender's head, then whose underwear have I got on??

Leela: (surreptitious check) "Er.....I always wear a coat indoors!"

[Reply #266 on:]

I will stick with my preemptive caption.

Bender: You would not believe what's going on round the back there. Cliff Mitchelmore running, bombing along with his little wheelbarrow full of yoghurts, with loads of little witches hovering above it. He must have been running late or something.

[Reply #267 on:]

El-Man wins.

[Reply #268 on:]

Action shot!

[Reply #269 on:]

Walt: Igner is being stupid again mother.

Mom: You're right! Larry, suck out his eyes.

[Reply #270 on:]

Breaking the laws of physics; why Farnsworth first loved Mom

[Reply #271 on:]

Mom: Now give your brother a nice kiss, Larry.

Igner: [whimpers]

[Reply #272 on:]

A hag-slap in a little old face will
Get you satisfaction.
Hag slap ba-a-beee ...
(Hag-slap, baby)
Hag slap, baby, hag slap!
Hag slap, I don't take crap!
Hag slap, shut your big yap.

[Reply #273 on:]

This is what happens when 32 year olds stay with their 100-something year old mothers.

[Reply #274 on:]

A hag-slap in a little old face will
Get you satisfaction.
Hag slap ba-a-beee ...
(Hag-slap, baby)
Hag slap, baby, hag slap!
Hag slap, I don't take crap!
Hag slap, shut your big yap.

Nice!

[Reply #275 on:]

Larry:  Ouch!  My tonsils!

Mom:  You're just lucky it wasn't your butt!

Walt:  I've always known he'd get his tonsils torn out!

Ignar:  Can I be next?!  That looks like fun!

[Reply #276 on:]

I'm not eligible to win this time, but I couldn't resist...

Mom fails in her attempt to use the Force, distracted by Larry's sudden belch.

[Reply #277 on:]

Mom: You're flat again, Larry. How the hell are we going to win this year's Barbershop Quartet competition if you can't even hold a tune?

[Reply #278 on:]

I'm giving this one to Coldy, 'cos I'm also a B-52's fan. 

[Reply #279 on:]

B-52's ok, but I'm more a B-55 fan to be honest.