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Slurm

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« Reply #40 on: 10-05-2000 16:54 »

Heh fun boys get a room you two.
Oh yeah ye are already in a room.
Well then lose some weight.
Khonrad

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« Reply #41 on: 10-05-2000 18:01 »

Cubert Is By Far The worst charchter on a cartoon ever
and those who defend him are worse
die cubert from hells heart I stabith thee
Plasma

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« Reply #42 on: 10-05-2000 18:03 »

I scoff at you Cherrn!

Firstly, the Shapeshifter is not a recognised PC race, and is not intended for use by players.  Secondly, you must really stink to have a THAC0 of 12/14 at level 9, particularly considering you should have weapon specialisation, and a low base THAC0 anyway, assuming that you are using the fighter class, which you must considering you are using scimitars.  Though perhaps you could only be using a Blade character kit, in which case it is reasonable. 

Besides, can't you use something more original than dual scimitars?  I mean, you may as well put up a giant sign saying "Drizzt Do'Urden ripoff".

Anyway, I'd better go back now, it is time for my pills.
FYP

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« Reply #43 on: 10-05-2000 22:37 »

Don't think you can outrule Cherrn with your D & D stuff. I'm sure he can and does have Shadowrun characters with Mana Blast Level 8 using his Level 9/11 Sorcery/Spell Casting competence  :)

(yes i am kissing cherrn's ass)

Cherrn

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« Reply #44 on: 10-06-2000 04:48 »

Hey, I've been playing D&D since before you were born...
First of all, Drizzt Do'Urden of Daermon N'a'Shezbaernon, eigth house of Menzoberranzan is my alltime favorite Forgotten Realms character besides Liriel Baenre, that's why I chose to mimic him.
Second of all, the Shapeshifter is a Druid kit. (Allright, so I stole that out of Baldur's Gate 2...I apologize, I was low on ideas) A druid can use scimitars, you arse! Anyway, would you like me to take out my 6th level Rashemen Berserker? With a THAC0 of 6 and HP of 89 when he goes berserk, and an immunity to charm spells? May not be the greatest, but at least he's AD&D'tically correct.

Anywho, I'll just cast my wonderful Hellblast on force level 8, and yes...with my sorcery/spellcasting on 9/11...that sounds allright. Hmm...I wonder if that's enough to slay a Western Dragon...shall we find out?
Slurm

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« Reply #45 on: 10-06-2000 08:07 »

Im confused(not sexually) what the hell are ye all talking about?
Cherrn

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« Reply #46 on: 10-06-2000 09:58 »

Nerdy stuff...things that noone gives a jack about except nerds.
Pitt32

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« Reply #47 on: 12-01-2000 14:35 »

 :confused:
hangman3k

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« Reply #48 on: 12-01-2000 21:43 »

Uh Oh! Nerds!
fishy joe

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« Reply #49 on: 12-02-2000 00:54 »

damn you nerds!!
jk..my bro plays that stuff though, man is it weird!
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #50 on: 12-08-2000 23:01 »

only 3 posts to delivery boy
Plasma

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« Reply #51 on: 12-11-2000 10:06 »

Show respect to geeks!  We protect your time-space continuum.

Also, while I admit your 6th level beserker may be impressive, his beserk ability is near useless in any practical sense, as he requires a significant amount of time to go into his frenzy, and even when he does, the ensuing fatigue can be deadly in a protracted fight.  Regardless of that, how could you rip off someone as great as Drizzt Do'Urden?  Next thing you know you're going to get a magical panther statuette, and you'd better not be wearing elven chain!
Plasma

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« Reply #52 on: 12-11-2000 10:25 »

Oh yeah, and SAVE CUBERT!!!
Kif

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« Reply #53 on: 12-20-2000 10:49 »

No!! Let Cubert wither and die like a piece of fruit.
payn
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« Reply #54 on: 12-25-2000 07:29 »

Shapeshifters? Scimitars? Weapon specialization? Mana burn? In D&D?

Things have obviously changed a lot since I played. Do they still have that ridiculous falling rule (10' = 1d6, 20' = 1d6+2d6, 30' = 1d6+2d6+3d6, etc.)?

Remember when the "A" in "AD&D" meant that you had that new-fangled Player's Handbook (which cost more than the original three books plus the Greyhawk book plus a handful of crystal dice)?

It was all downhill once the Dungeon Master's Guide came out. Or maybe it's just that that was about the time I got a decent computer and no longer needed other human beings to play games....
Bovinatron

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« Reply #55 on: 12-25-2000 16:23 »

Cough*cough*nerd*cough
payn
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« Reply #56 on: 12-26-2000 02:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
Cough*cough*nerd*cough

I don't mind being a nerd. As long as I'm old enough to drink--and, more importantly, old enough to remember Falco--what else matters?

Anyway, I'm off to recompile my streaming server.

futurefreak

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« Reply #57 on: 12-28-2000 00:06 »

 
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Originally posted by Kif:
No!! Let Cubert wither and die like a piece of fruit.

i have to agree w/ all of ya who hate cubert.
he's so annoying he makes al gore look good.

later

~futurefreak  :p
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« Reply #58 on: 12-28-2000 00:50 »

I don't why you all hate Cubert so much, he is meant to represent all the annoying fans out there who constantly point out inconsistencies in the show and he usually ends up getting stabed or wetting himself so whats the problem?
Bovinatron

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« Reply #59 on: 12-28-2000 01:45 »

ummmmmmmmm...SHUT UP!  your making us look stupid
Kryten

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« Reply #60 on: 12-28-2000 03:21 »

I like having Cubert around, becauses he's a great target for my hate...
futurefreak

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« Reply #61 on: 12-28-2000 04:06 »

good reason. i still hate his guts though.

until i write again

~futurefreak  :p
Plasma

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« Reply #62 on: 12-29-2000 07:39 »

Exactly!  He's the sort of character you just love to hate.

Though with his new sort of behaviour, he is moving more towards being like Dexter (don't tell me you've never seen "Dexter's Laboratory"), which means he'll also be slightly less annoying.

BRING BACK CUBERT SLIMMY!!!
Bovinatron

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« Reply #63 on: 12-29-2000 07:48 »

I never thought i'd hear myself saying this but... bring back Cubert!!
futurefreak

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« Reply #64 on: 12-31-2000 04:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Plasma:
Exactly!  He's the sort of character you just love to hate.


is it just me, or is plasma starting to talk like cubert? when i read that, i hear his voice. stop confusing me!

where am i? what am i doing here?

~futurefreak  :p
Plasma

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« Reply #65 on: 12-31-2000 11:24 »

This is rediculous!  You Morons!  I don't sound like Cubert!  It's impossible!
futurefreak

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« Reply #66 on: 12-31-2000 19:57 »

yep, u sound like cubert all right.

later

~futurefreak  :p
Kryten

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« Reply #67 on: 12-31-2000 21:07 »

Dude, lay off the cough syrup. Seriously. I'm worried about you.

(oops, wrong cartoon!)

12...
Bovinatron

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« Reply #68 on: 01-01-2001 02:13 »

I can here it in your voice, Plasma.  Hey, maybe you are Cubert!!  Your always defending him.

Well, I'll be watching your debut episode in 45 minutes on ...FOX *shutter*
futurefreak

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« Reply #69 on: 01-01-2001 02:19 »

hey ur on the west coast too? what state r u from? u know wher i'm from. n (sorry, Adam!) the episode tonight is the one with bender's clone, ya know with the goatee? i don't think cubrt's in that at all.

later

~futurefreak  :p
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« Reply #70 on: 01-01-2001 02:20 »

Bovinatron, u sound like sideshow bob when u did that shutter.

heehee

~futurefreak  :p
Plasma

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« Reply #71 on: 01-01-2001 04:45 »

You have no idea just how much I am like Cubert.  I actually look a hell of a lot like him, I'm a boy genius, and I am the clone of a 160 year old man (well, 2/3 'aint bad).

BRING BACK CUBERT!
futurefreak

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« Reply #72 on: 01-01-2001 04:50 »

plasma, ur freaking me out. and i am futurefreak. almost nothing can freak me out.

later

~futurefreak  :p
Ainoth

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« Reply #73 on: 01-01-2001 13:54 »

 
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Originally posted by Plasma:
Y(well, 2/3 'aint bad).



Where did you get that 160-year old man who cloned you?

Ainoth
Kryten

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« Reply #74 on: 01-02-2001 06:54 »

 
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Originally posted by Ainoth:

Where did you get that 160-year old man who cloned you?

Ainoth

The 2000-year-old man was having a yard sale, I bet.
Plasma

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« Reply #75 on: 01-02-2001 07:15 »

Actually, it is quite easy.  All you do is move to another star system with a shorter year, through the use of my spaceship with its dark matter engines.
futurefreak

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« Reply #76 on: 01-02-2001 22:08 »

plasma you're a freak. and i bet you're proud to hear me say that.
Plasma

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« Reply #77 on: 01-03-2001 08:27 »

Plasma wipes a tear from his eye
Thank you!
 :)
futurefreak

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« Reply #78 on: 01-04-2001 05:06 »

plasma, you're freakier than richard simmons, robin williams, elton john and regis philban combined! and believe me that's not only freaky it's sick! i bet you'll like this post, too. well if u do u r truly a sick thing!  :p
radfield

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« Reply #79 on: 01-04-2001 07:28 »

Keep CUBERT.

You may not like him, but he's there for the annoyance value.
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