The Good and The Bad of Futurama life

[Reply #80 on:]

Good: Bigfoot really exists.

Bad: Humans are hunted for their noses.

[Reply #81 on:]

Good: Lrrrrr & Nnndndnd finally rekindled their romance.

Bad: You better back up to a safe distance...

[Reply #82 on:]

Good: The year is a week longer.

Bad: It's robot party week (imagine the carnage)

[Reply #83 on:]

 

Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
Good: You can make friends with aliens, mutants & robots in the 31st century.

Bad: They look like Zoidberg, Leela & Bender.

What's bad about that?

[Reply #84 on:]

Good: If you get frozen & wake up in the future, you can leech off your distant relatives.

Bad: If they're old, they'll look to you for organ transplants.

[Reply #85 on:]

Good: No matter how clumsy you are, you can get a job based on your blood type.

Bad: If something goes wrong bring back the blood.

[Reply #86 on:]

Good: Space travel is possible.

Bad: There be SPACE PIRATES!

[Reply #87 on:]

Riffing seattlejohn01, I'm afraid.

Good: You might be a Space Pirate.

Bad: Too late you'll realise that your children are your only real treasures.

[Reply #88 on:]

Good: The Planet Express ship is very fast.

Bad: If at top speed, you can't make it go faster, even if you rub the engine with Cheetah blood.

[Reply #89 on:]

Good: The Planet Express Ship has it's own lion.

Bad: It didn't originaly have a cage.

[Reply #90 on:]

Good: In a pinch, Bender can distract the Planet Express ship.

Bad: She wants to merge their programming together...

[Reply #91 on:]

Good: You can date celebritys donloaded onto blank robots.

Bad: A swarm evil of lucy luis could kick your ass

[Reply #92 on:]

Good: Bender's aerosol makes his antenna smell nice.

Bad: It's killing the turtles.

[Reply #93 on:]

Good: Bender's antenna can signal incoming e-mail or phone messages.

Bad: It totally screws up TV reception.

[Reply #94 on:]

Good: Kif already knows how to be a true gentleman.

Bad: Zapp thinks he can do a better job and tells Kif what to do.

[Reply #95 on:]

Good: Turtles still exist in the 31st century.

Bad: They have to be rescued if they're turned on their backs (according to Bender).

[Reply #96 on:]

Good: Turtles can flee to the Netherlands if necessary.

Bad: Windmills will never work that way.

[Reply #97 on:]

Good: Bigfoot has been proven to exist.

Bad: He's kind of a voyeur (watching Lrrrr & Nndndnd go at it).

[Reply #98 on:]

Good: The Toothfairy exists.

Bad: He's head of the FBI.

[Reply #99 on:]

Good: News everyone

Bad: News nobody

(apologies if this has already been done)

[Reply #100 on:]

Good: There's Snu-Snu

Bad: On Amazonia men are sentenced to death by snu-snu

[Reply #101 on:]

Good: People still care about animal rights.

Bad: They teach lions to eat tofu.

[Reply #102 on:]

Riffing here...

Good: People care about "every living creature"

Bad: These people are all like Free Waterfall Jr.

[Reply #103 on:]

Good: The mission is just collecting honey, ordinary honey.

Bad: This is no ordinary honey.

[Reply #104 on:]

Good: You can get a super collider at Pi-kea.

Bad: The super collider will super-explode.

[Reply #105 on:]

Good: Pi-kea robots deliver themselves.

Bad: Their wheels can fall off & their racks will slide off their pegs.

[Reply #106 on:]

Good: Anti-depressants are gummy

Bad: They don't work

[Reply #107 on:]

Good: You don't have to go on job interviews anymore.

Bad: You have to have a "career chip" implanted in your hand.

[Reply #108 on:]

Good: Killbots have a preset kill limit, so they cant kill everyone.

Bad: They can always build more killbots.

[Reply #109 on:]

Good: Old people simply disappear at age 140.

Bad: They're taking up space on the near death star.

[Reply #110 on:]

Good: Crack is available from vending machines (but maybe this is also bad)

Bad: They can still hold out on you.

[Reply #111 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
Good: People can live forever as heads in jars.

Bad: Annoying people can live forever as heads in jars.

Bad: Annoying people can live forever as heads in jars.

Good: Jars can be broken.

     

[Reply #112 on:]

So similar to other posts but:

Good: Snu-snu

Bad: Crushed pelvises

[Reply #113 on:]

 

Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
Good: Crack is available from vending machines (but maybe this is also bad)

Bad: They can still hold out on you.

Riffing...

Good: Crack is still available in the future.

Bad: They're such good drug dealers that they'll warm up the crack pipe for you...

[Reply #114 on:]

 

Originally posted by Torgo:
 Bad: Annoying people can live forever as heads in jars.

Good: Jars can be broken.

      

YES!! Simply amazing.

[Reply #115 on:]

Good: You can buy gills that will allow you to breathe under water.

Bad: You'll have to sell your lungs to afford it, and the gills will be here next week.

[Reply #116 on:]

Good: TV has better resolution than the real world.

Bad: If you get out of the house for a while, aliens will probably blow up your sandcastle.

[Reply #117 on:]

Good: Anyone can become a Super Hero

Bad: You need Miracle Cream, and Dr. Zoidberg didn't buy enough of it.

[Reply #118 on:]

Good: Take-out places on the tube network.

Bad: Penniless lobsters will hold up the line.

[Reply #119 on:]

Good: A go-go 80's guy got unfrozen, and is ready to "run things right".

Bad: He's got Bone-itis, and didn't bother to get cured.