The Good and The Bad of Futurama life

[Reply #120 on:]

Good: Living in your robot friend's enormous closet.

Bad: Being kept awake by squeaking robot neighbours    playing cards.

[Reply #121 on:]

Good: Amazonian women who only want sex & lots of it.

Bad: Having to listen to "Tonk look fat? No, Tonk not look fat"...

[Reply #122 on:]

Good: Miniature fruit salad trees.

Bad: Watch your step.

[Reply #123 on:]

Good: You get a free hat if you go to the brain slug planet.

Bad: It's a brain slug.

[Reply #124 on:]

Good: Big pink chewing gum

Bad: Too bad its full of bones

[Reply #125 on:]

Good: You can deter brain slugs by using garlic shampoo.

Bad: Your hair will smell of garlic.

[Reply #126 on:]

Good: Pets who are actually intelligent space creatures.

Bad: Their poop weighs more than 1000 suns.

[Reply #127 on:]

Good: Voter apathy party.

Bad: If you express any intrest in joining you'll be turned away.

[Reply #128 on:]

Good:  The Nuetral Planet, filled with "Nuetrals".

Bad: Zapp hates nuetrals, and will blow up the planet, given 1/2 a chance.  "What makes a man turn nuetral?"

[Reply #129 on:]

Good: Leela's wristlojackomater has tetris.

Bad: To play it you'll need to be near her sweaty wrist.

[Reply #130 on:]

 

Originally posted by FryBender4:
GOOD: video mail on some things so you dont have to read those stupid things

BAD: bad janitors(scruffy)

I resent that...Scruffy is a great janitor

[Reply #131 on:]

 

Originally posted by x.Bianca.x:
Good: You can date celebritys donloaded onto blank robots.

Bad: A swarm evil of lucy luis could kick your ass

OR...

Good: You can date any celebrity you want by downloading them onto a blank robot.

Bad: Civilization will come to an end when everyone is busy making out with their robots.

Good: A man can live underwater in Atlanta and marry a beautiful mermaid.

Bad: She just isn't the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the human part on bottom.

[Reply #132 on:]

Good: Utopian themes.

Bad: Dystopian themes.

[Reply #133 on:]

Good: Dystopian themes

Bad: Utopian themes

(I pulled the old switcheroo)

[Reply #134 on:]

Good: there are aliens and robots

Bad: most of them are evil and crazy

[Reply #135 on:]

Good: Robots drink alcohol to power up their batteries.

Bad: They won't share their beers with you.

[Reply #136 on:]

Good: Human's can get the power to control sea creatures

Bad: It doesn't work on Zoidberg

[Reply #137 on:]

Good: It's possible to gain super powers.

Bad: They don't last without "funky fresh cream".

[Reply #138 on:]

Good: There's snu-snu

Bad: There's death by snu-snu

[Reply #139 on:]

Good: Being a Millionaire, like Amy

Bad: Having to deal with parents, like Amy

[Reply #140 on:]

Good: Hobo's a fun loving people who love riding the rails

Bad: Then there's Zoidberg...

[Reply #141 on:]

Good: Hippies exist.

Bad: They still smell, and eating one makes you think "your hands can touch everything but themselves".

[Reply #142 on:]

You cant beat a good riff:

Good: Hippies exist

Bad: Existing is still about all they do.

[Reply #143 on:]

Once more...

Good: Hippies exist.

Bad: They taught a lion to eat tofu.

[Reply #144 on:]

Good: Being disembodied is no longer fatal.

Bad: Your crazy nephew will want to graft a laser cannon to your chest.

[Reply #145 on:]

Good: There is life on other planets.

Bad: Sometimes other planets get angry at us, and want to invade & conquer Earth.  Luckily, most are so stupid that they continually fail.

[Reply #146 on:]

Good: $300 hookerbots

Bad: $1 hookerbots

[Reply #147 on:]

Riffing...

Good: $300 Hookerbots

Bad: Not enough robot Viagra

[Reply #148 on:]

Good: Medical science has come a long way.

Bad: People like Zoidberg can get their medical license.

[Reply #149 on:]

Riffing...

Good: Doctors are still well though of as top flight professionals.

Bad: Then there's Dr. Zoidberg...

[Reply #150 on:]

Good: You can create parallel universes.

Bad: When you create a parallel universe, it's almost always populated by evil twins.

[Reply #151 on:]

Good: They're not always evil.

Bad: They're usually alot luckier than you. (Unless you're talking to Archonix)

[Reply #152 on:]

Good: Pirate & Leprechan Parallel Universes

Bad: Bender will steal the treasures.

[Reply #153 on:]

Good: Great shows like Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.

Bad: It will go downhill after season 3.

[Reply #154 on:]

Good: the Earthican army is formidable.

Bad: Zapp Brannigan is in charge.

[Reply #155 on:]

Good: You can travel back in time using a microwave and a supernova.

Bad: After the journey, your popcorn will be less popped than ever.

[Reply #156 on:]

Good: Fish can now walk on land, thanks to Professor Wernstrom.

Bad: He forgot about Piranhas.

[Reply #157 on:]

Good: Killbots don't agree with senseless violence.

Bad: They're still Killbots.

(Congrats on making Liquid Emperor SJ, can I drink you now and take your thrown and status?)

[Reply #158 on:]

Good: Decapodians are gentle creatures...

Bad: unless they feel the need to mate.

(Thanks, SOS; post 30 times a day like me, and you'll be a Liquid Emperor lickety split...)   

[Reply #159 on:]

Good: Decapodian parents will let you go to medical school.

Bad: They'll be disappointed that you've given up on your dream of being a comedian.