Favorite Zapp quotes

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Let's face it Zapp does have some pretty good lines in the show so what's your fave.
Mine coes from Amazon women in the mood

Ahh she's built like a steak house but handles like a bistro

If I got the quote wrong I'm sure someone will inveritbly correct me  any way your turn.

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What makes a good man go neutral?  Lust for gold?  Power?  Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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Whats wrong, is the quote thread not good enough anymore?

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It's all good baby
but I thought we could go for specifics

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"You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? You've been smoking some bad granola."

P.S. this should be in the human resources thingy

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Fishy is correct.  Whatever happened to that Bender's best moments thread thingy?  How did Juliet let that die?