"Good News Everyone!" New Slogan Thread V.3

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^If you're gonna post twice within ten minutes then you should edit your first post.

"Brought to you for FREE...cheapskates."

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"Return television for $.05 deposit"

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"It's like a power shower for nerds"

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"Not an actual tv show"

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"may cause death"

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"Lasers? You bet!"

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"The gift that keeps on taking."

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"Planting subliminal messages since 1999"

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"Watch out for a Suicide Booth coming to your town soon! (2008)"

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"Filmed off location"

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"hitting you on the head with organic carrots"

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"Opening credits do not represent content or quality of following program."

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"Back by our demand"

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"Do you remember a time when we used to make new episodes? Petridge Farm remembers."

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"Now with 30% more ZOIDBERG!"

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 \|/ THIS WAY UP "

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"your car will explode if you change to another channel, and if you dont have a car your tv will explode"

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If you don't watch it, your grandmother will be executed

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"Parental guidance strongly discouraged."

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"What will this show be called when the year is 3036 and they're showing reruns?"

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"We want more money!"

[Reply #101 on:]

"Full of class and elegance!"

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"we stole the set - shhh"

[Reply #103 on:]

"5 cents, 10 cents MI Deposit"

[Reply #104 on:]

Now Charging - 50 Bucks please

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"Abort, ABORT!"

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Yum nothing like a nice cup of Futurama

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"Extremely Scar..fun"

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"Revenge of the Sith-bot"

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"370 chinchilla's were brutally killed because of this!!"

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So entertaining, it will totally distract you while your best friend plows your wife

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Originally posted by tyraniak:
So entertaining, it will totally distract you while your best friend plows your wife

WIN!!!

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"Some assembly required."

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"No power failures since 1997."

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"Entertaining the public since 5 minutes ago"

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"Makes it's own ice cream"

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"Proud owners of Bender burgers, Bender waffles and ice cream soup!"

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"The Romantic-Comedy of Science Fiction Animation"

"Finally, a show that will make your kids want to stop watching shitty Japanese animation"

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A Temporary cure for chronic masturbation

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"Bringing agony to your eyes"
"Sponsored by Luna Park!Let your kids play on our highly dangerous rides"
"This show is still there.Hiding.Waiting for it's hour"
"Captain,we are detecting a good show nearby"
"Implanting nano-radars into your toes"
"Not only watched by you,but also by Gods"
"Sponsored by Wrigley's extra suicide pills.Get a little closer with Wrigley's extra"