"Good News Everyone!" New Slogan Thread V.3

[#40 :]

"Helps ward off government mind-control rays."

[#41 :]

"We use only the best slaves to bring you our show"

[#42 :]

'No more than 15 kittens were harmed during the making of this episode'.

[#43 :]

"Made from Jelly"

[#44 :]

"The best thing since sliced mollusc excretion!"

[#45 :]

All brainspawn were kindly donated by The "Jethro and Zearl" Brainspawn Production Facility and the "Adopt-A-Brainspawn"Foundation.

[#46 :]

"Error 404: Slogan not found."

[#47 :]

"NOT part of the Microsoft Corporation."

[#48 :]

"We love you all in a way that's not gay!Nah,who am I kidding,we love you in that repulsive gay way."

[#49 :]

"Move closer to the screen.... closer..... clooossseeerrr...... I want to tell you something..... GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!

[#50 :]

"All the new sex slavewomen from Amazonia report to gate 1729"

[#51 :]

"5......4.......3.......2..... .1....."

[#52 :]

FUTURAMA:Making Shippers Feel Bad Since lggg
PS That's Anti-leet

[#53 :]

"Disconnecting..."

[#54 :]

"several animals were harmed in the making of this episode, but who really gives a shit"

[#55 :]

"Now virus free"

[#56 :]

"30th Century Comedy (Central)"

[#57 :]

"Use of this product may alleviate boredom."

"California Recycling Value; 5 Quatloo's"

"May be addictive to Internet Geeks."

"Worth its weight in Illudium Q28."

"Equivalent to 1.21 Gigawatts."

"Best if used before... NOW!"

"Contents under pressure."

"Do not bend."

Last but not least;

"LIVE! From New New York! It's..."

I'll shut up now... 

[#58 :]

"Look us up in the Becktionary"

[#59 :]

"May death come quickly to its enemies"

[#60 :]

"It's like chocolate cake, only no chocolate and no cake."

[#61 :]

"Welcome to the new season!" 

[#62 :]

Lots of humans were either harmed,killed,mangled,stumbled,upon,hurdled,cross-bred with aliens,eaten alive,skinned,pounded into the ground like stakes and raped.But it wasn't our fault!Honest!

[#63 :]

'The show you'd be watching if you weren't watching Lost.'

[#64 :]

 

Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
"It's like chocolate cake, only no chocolate and no cake."

Hahahaha supuuuurb    

"May be prone to leakage, if so open supplied umbrella"

[#65 :]

"Giving back to the internet community since exactly 25 seconds ago"

[#66 :]

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[#67 :]

"There is 99.99999999999999999999999999 99999% chance you will watch this episode"

[#68 :]

prevents anal hemorages

[#69 :]

"Recorded LIVE on Pi'th Avenue"

[#70 :]

Not a significant source of dietary neutrinos.

Was something like this already done? 

[#71 :]

"You can look but you can't touch."

[#72 :]

 

Originally posted by tyraniak:
prevents anal hemorages

It's haemorrhage!Sorry for this little piece of anal shit!Whatever that means *scratches head*
OnTopic-FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!!of the professor

[#73 :]

"Wow, look at the P.E. Ship go!"

P.S. Arockalypse kudos on your new avatar, I like it 

"Open your mouth and say Dudududuuuu" 

[#74 :]

"Revenge is our faith"

[#75 :]

Certainly Not Secretly Broadcasting Satanic And Suicidal Propaganda Amongst Your Young Since Last Time!

We prevent you nerds from commiting suicide,so cough up 20 bucks!

The Only True Vision Of The FUture!In your face,Valve software!

All viewers ingest lethal LSD overdose right now!

Bend over to the left!No,let me do it!

Don't blink!You'll miss the Fry and Leela sex scenes!No,just kiddin' you can blink now.HA!You missed it!

[#76 :]

"A long tome from now, in a galaxy far far away..."

[#77 :]

New New York is About to E X P L O D E (with idiocy)
In 3007,machines hate men.
A boy,a man,a robot,a mutant,an old guy,a girl,and a lobster.One f**ked up city.
If your health insurance doesn't cover death by laughing,turn off TV now.

[#78 :]

"Now airing on PBS"

[#79 :]

"Petridge Farm remembers"