Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!!

[Reply #80 on:]

A: It did.Thank God Fry's immortal.

Q: Why did they show something top secret on a parade?

[Reply #81 on:]

A: All I need to say is freedom, freedom, freedom oy!

Q: At what age did the 'Death Clock' say Fry was going to die?

[Reply #82 on:]

A:  It said he had -3,631,315 days to live.  The professor forgot to account for time travelers.  No one has yet been able to decipher how long a time this means Fry has to live. 

Q:  What invention will finally put those young wipper-snappers in their place!?

[Reply #83 on:]

A: The sequel to the maternifuge-the paternifuge or perhaps the expansion set- The Maternifuge-The Lord of Maternity.

Q: Anyone wants to get thrashed on Listerine?

[Reply #84 on:]

A:  Honestly, I don't think anybody would.

Q:  If there was an episode of Futurama about drag racing, who would be the victor and the victim?

[Reply #85 on:]

A: Bender would blow Sal's doors off-- "I's wuz justs gettins readys-- jeez"

Q: How many guys has Amy, well, you know..?

[Reply #86 on:]

A: If I told you the number,your pathetic  earthling algebra would CRASH!BOOM!BANG!Mwahahahahaha!

Q: Why does the Prof make h sounds in words like What,Why,Where and stuff?(you know,he says something like Hwat! Hwy...etc.)

[Reply #87 on:]

A: Hwy do you need to know htat?

Q: Did Morbo's people use the information Morbo gave him?

[Reply #88 on:]

A: Not yet.Actually, Morbo hasn't sent the information.He thinks that if he collects enough information,he can get promoted.What a pinhead.

Q: Where does toothpaste come from?

[Reply #89 on:]

A: You don't want to know where it comes from.

Q: How adicting are popplers?

[Reply #90 on:]

A: Not more than Slurm,that's for sure.

Q: How addictive is Slurm?

[Reply #91 on:]

A: 'Drink Slurm, its addictive!' nothing more needs to be said...

Q: What products which entered Bender's 'mind' (via gamma radiation) was he interested in buying?

[Reply #92 on:]

Buy?? Bender buy?? don't you mean steal??? but anyway...

A: Bender was interested in a new range of mom's friendly robot oil 'the only oil to leave your breath dog-food fresh!'

Q: how much money does amy have in her purse right now??

[Reply #93 on:]

A:  4 Dollars 73 Cents, and one Albanian Lek.

Q:  Who did Fry get his one Xmas card from?

[Reply #94 on:]

A: It was a communist Xmas card actually,which was intended to go to Bender.But of course the mailing system failed.

Q: How does Bender bend soft things?

[Reply #95 on:]

A: Easily 

Q: Where did the Professor learn to alter robot sexes so well???

[Reply #96 on:]

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Q: why did bender and fry go sight-seeing to the statue of liberty? (pic in godfellas) and what did fry do to make bender dangle him over the edge?

[Reply #97 on:]

A: Poured his beer into the ocean by mistake and Bender accused Fry of doing it on purpose.

Q:  What would a "World of Warcraft"-esque episode of Futurama be like?

[Reply #98 on:]

A. People would only be moving a few inches each turn. 

Q. Why does the proffesor call young people 'Whippersnappers'?

[Reply #99 on:]

A: Though once believed to be slang from the 1920s/1930s, it is later scientifically proven that once you reach a certain age, the word whippersnapper is permanently imbedded into your vocabulary

Q: How many cast members of the Real World: the sun survived?

[Reply #100 on:]

A. 1 the human torch survived.

Q. How many cast members where there to start off with?

[Reply #101 on:]

A: Hmmm...Errr,1729?

Q: Whats your problem?!(Paul Stevens from Friends)

[Reply #102 on:]

A: Whaaaaa.....?

Q: How did old Leela(Whole lotta Leela comic) become such a great woman ?

[Reply #103 on:]

A: Dude, we all can become great if we want,but that'll make us better than other and if we're better than others we're worse than others.
Did I just write that?It must be because of the hippy I ate on Omicron Persei VIII.

Q: What did that hippy do before the Omicronians fried him?

[Reply #104 on:]

A: He told them he is a living thing so he has to be treated with love and peace.They didn't listen to him.

Q: Did the Antichrist ever come?

[Reply #105 on:]

A: Yes, and she is the richest woman on earth, MOM. With her robot monopoly she almost took over once, but professor farnsworth, being some sort of wrinkled confused genius angel, seduced her into submission.

Q: What was Bender like in the universe where all of the humans were robots. 

[Reply #106 on:]

A: Bender was a short,annoying,foulmouthed,alcoholic caucassian male human being

Q: Is there a parralel universe where everybody is Zoidbergs and Zoidbergs are humans?

[Reply #107 on:]

I'll answer as short as I can
A: No

Q: Where did you get the idea of lots of Zoidbergs?

[Reply #108 on:]

A: I re-watched "Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?" while I was under the influence of malicious substances and I experienced quite the psycadelic sight.

Q: What if Bender had a liver?

[Reply #109 on:]

A: He'd have to drink more coz robots need alcohol to function properly, and the liver would work overtime to extract the "poison".

Q: When Kiff got pregnant, and it truned out to be leela's kids, why did only one of them have one eye? And although he was dating Amy, would the wongs have accepted them as their grandkids?

I know it's two questions, I'm just cheating.

[Reply #110 on:]

1- we only saw 1 main 1eyed thing but there were more in the back-ground.

2- they don't care bout the details, theye just want grandkids in any circustances, shape or form

Q - how many hours a day do robots need to sleep?? and they do sleep - we have seen them

                 

[Reply #111 on:]

A: Hmmm,let me think...1729?...

Q: How many Harry Potter books did Al Gore write?

[Reply #112 on:]

A: 1729!The most interesting was "Harry Potter and the Fellowship of The Drink".

Q: Why would a robot need to drink?

[Reply #113 on:]

A: To cope with the fact that he has no soul.. haaahaahaa!

Q: Did Bender and Lucy Liu's head, um, do anything?

[Reply #114 on:]

A: Well they went to the zoo together... If thats what you mean...?   

Q: How did Zoidberg court the squid like alien, on the Titanic?

[Reply #115 on:]

A: It's a gruesome story involving weird erotic displays and ink.Buy it on DVD on amazonia.com

Q: Will Amy become un-cute?

[Reply #116 on:]

A: Nope. Even when she's old and gray, she will win the title of 'cutest grandma ever.'

Q: Did Hermes go on to win the 2080 olympics after the little boy died?

[Reply #117 on:]

A: No, he retired on the spot due to his grief, leting Barbados Slim win instead

Q. Will Kif ever get to be Captain of the Nimbus?

[Reply #118 on:]

A: No, he's a winpy little green dude. He hasn't a chance in the world.

Q: What other words does Zapp mispronounce?

[Reply #119 on:]

A: All the words that have more than 7 letters in them.

Q: What was Fry doing snooping in Leela's underwear drawer?

PS,Apocalypse, I read trawelled to the year 3298 and read "Harry Potter and the Fellowship of The Drink.It's awesome!I wish Frodo hadn't die...