Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!!

[Reply #120 on:]

A: Looking for Flexo of course, what did you think...   

Q: What did Shaun look like?

TOTPD *Dances like Gunther in the parade*

[Reply #121 on:]

A. A bad pale copy of Fry

Q. Will Calculon ever find out the Coilette is really Bender

[Reply #122 on:]

A: yes, i believe it will be next tuesday after the 5th purple moon of venus.

Q: why did the marine biologist become a marine biologist if he hates whales? (especially mushu)

[Reply #123 on:]

A: We aren't close enough to talk about that!

Q: Why does he hate especially Mushu?

[Reply #124 on:]

A: Mushu ate his red pen - he's only left with the blue one! The blue one used to belong to his deceased monkey's grandmother!!! Writing with it makes him sad  - and he blames Mushu!!!

Q: What is Mom doing at this very moment?

[Reply #125 on:]

A: Eating anchovies!

Q: What is the 'his dead Jim' guy doing at this very moment?

[Reply #126 on:]

A: He's dead... it was 100's of years ago when we saw him 

Q: Why does Bender love folk singing?

[Reply #127 on:]

A:  He doesn't.  He only likes folk music when he gets magnified. 

Q:  What does Bender do when Fry gets sick?

[Reply #128 on:]

A: Laugh his ass off, have a beer, steal his stuff, etc...

Q: What became of Morgan Proctor after number 1.0 had her taken away?

[Reply #129 on:]

A: shh - she doesn't like to talk about her weight gain of 500 stone (whoops  - said too much)

Q: why is bender great? bender is great, bender is great ...

[Reply #130 on:]

A:  He's the best and funniest character on the show.

Q:  Did Morgan Proctor become homeless as well as overweight after losing her number? 

[Reply #131 on:]

A: nah, she is so big that she is a home to a small family of space door mice!!

Q: What did Pazoozoo do once he got to paris?

[Reply #132 on:]

A: Yes.She became dirty as well and died of self-indulgence.

Q: Will Scruffy ever find true love?

[Reply #133 on:]

Pazuzu's
A:  He fell in love and fathered a child whom he taught the ways of night-time mischief.

Arckalypse's
A:  He will find what he thinks is true love, then realize that it is just the alcohol talking. 

Q:  Where did the angry dome go?

[Reply #134 on:]

A: The Prof moved it to the basement because The New New York Proxima Centauri had an angry dome issue where the first page was dedicated entirely to "Famous Crazy Scientist Freaks Out"

Q: Will Leela learn what ish sho shweet and what ishn't that shweet?

[Reply #135 on:]

A: Yes, through a sequence of cattle prod prods

Q: Did the judges of the robot bending league ever even look at a planetary charter and see that Robonia isn't a planet/country/town?

[Reply #136 on:]

A: Actually in the ancient Ptolemaic system Robonia was another name for Urectum, which they of course knew.

Q: In a fight between Ignar and Kif, who would win and how?

[Reply #137 on:]

A: Ignar. He has all of his mommy's most precious robots at his disposal-the cutter, the chopper, the de-bowler...would you really like me to write about how exactly he wins? 

Q: What's mom's real name?

[Reply #138 on:]

SAA: Rumpelstilskin VII

TQQ: If Bender would run Planet Express what would he change the company name to?

[Reply #139 on:]

A: "Bender Lives Large and Kicks Major Butt Express"

Q: If Fry ran Planet Express what would he name the company?

[Reply #140 on:]

A: Fry's Delivery Company, and Leela Too, Oh, and Bender, That Sells Lots Of Crappy Packages Except Those Ones That Aren't Express. 

Q: What would Scruffy name Planet Express?

[Reply #141 on:]

A: Scruffy's Porn-mag express.

Q: If the Professor weren't senile what would he name Planet Express?

[Reply #142 on:]

A: Whaaaa?

Q: What about Amy? What would she name it?

[Reply #143 on:]

A: Summit like "Too cute to work" or something.

Q: What If the what if machine was asked what if Fry and Leela would ever get married?

[Reply #144 on:]

A: It would print out plans for a parallel-universe-in-a-box-making machine.

Q: What would Zoidberg name Planet Express if he ran it?

[Reply #145 on:]

A: 'Ooooh free food!Woooop,woop,woop...What what express?'Because when he'll be axed he'll see some free sandwiches and he wont be the one to write.Great name!

Q: How would the whole Futurama story happen in a fairy tale universe(kinda like the Shrek Universe)?

[Reply #146 on:]

A: kinda like shrek universe!

Q: what is leela's favourite crisp flavour and why?

[Reply #147 on:]

A: Soylent Orange!Because of Fry's hair!

Q: What happened to Angeline?

[Reply #148 on:]

A: She got hovered over by one of them fancy sports hover cars. Nobody really cared, though.

Q: If robot Santa considers everyone to be naughty, why doesn't he just barge into their houses and kill them? It's not like doors could stop him.

[Reply #149 on:]

A: Because he is programed to do it like he does.

Q: What advancements in math is there in the year 3000?

[Reply #150 on:]

A: 2+2 now equals 4. Wow. 'Tis a huuuuge improvement.

Q: What advances are there to spelling?

[Reply #151 on:]

A: Wy doe wee nead advansmints?

Q: Who was the father of Mom's kids?

[Reply #152 on:]

A: Proffesor Hubert J. Farnsworth.This means Mom is Fry's great^31 something.

Q: Do they watch anime in the 3000's?

[Reply #153 on:]

A: Of course they do. But by not Hello Kitty has transformed into a Mega-Cyborg, Inuyasha now protects Kagome by using a year 3000 edition hanheld laser pistol, and Pokemon were all blown up in the Great Robot Conquest.

Q: Do people in the year 3000 still cook, or do robots do it for them?

[Reply #154 on:]

A: Elzar, Spargle etc

Q: Why does Satan owe Professor Farnsworth a favor?

[Reply #155 on:]

A. Because he helped hell in control and order.

Q. why does he call upon buddah for help?

[Reply #156 on:]

A: Coz he called all ther most crazy Gods.In the right order.

Q: If a guy would put a ray gun to Fry's head and threten to kill him if he doesn't swim in fake Slurm which Fry can't, what would Fry do?

PS,I would throw a rock in the Slurm,the sound would distract him and I would kick the ray gun out of his hand and kill him with a Chinese throwing star.

[Reply #157 on:]

A: probily pray in hope maybe god luvs him.

Q: why can' Fry swim in fake slurm???

[Reply #158 on:]

A: Because with so much Slurm around he wouldn't bother to swim.

Q: What's with the eye?

[Reply #159 on:]

A: She's an alien... or is she?

Q: What does slurm taste like?