"Holy Zombie Jesus!" Slogan Thread

[Reply #240 on:]

" come and join us"

[Reply #241 on:]

"Change places!"

[Reply #242 on:]

"Please take one ticket. Hell, take three or four."

[Reply #243 on:]

haha, nice llama.
 "Guaranteed to have you satisfied at least 5% of the time. The other 95% we don't want to talk about."

[Reply #244 on:]

"I'm afraid this show will be quite on the air by the time you turn the TV on."

[Reply #245 on:]

"Humans are no treat to us, they are stupid, putrid cowards."

[Reply #246 on:]

"If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, you're probably taking the show a bit too serious"

[Reply #247 on:]

"organ sacks"

[Reply #248 on:]

 

Originally posted by HopelessShipper:
Commence drooling.

     

'Do not read this'
'Caution: Low flying spaceship'
'Cheese it!'
'For best usage, turn speakers from 'stun' to 'kill''

[Reply #249 on:]

Time for a little Slashdot in your PEEL:

"Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these things!"

[Reply #250 on:]

"Our today is your 1000 year tomorrow"

[Reply #251 on:]

"Tomorrow is today, and today is tomorrow. You heard me.."

[Reply #252 on:]

"you love us we hate you"

[Reply #253 on:]

"Invest in our goal of investing"

[Reply #254 on:]

" If you don't like it, TOO BAD. We have you money. Have a nice day!"

[Reply #255 on:]

" just do what  we say"

[Reply #256 on:]

"If you want your ganma to live, you better sit down and watch"

[Reply #257 on:]

"No, we don't sell horseburgers or Pokemon cards here."

[Reply #258 on:]

"Car inspection"

[Reply #259 on:]

"Bending robots, commence ass destruction."

[Reply #260 on:]

"Yoink!"

[Reply #261 on:]

"Please place feces on converter module to begin scanning."

[Reply #262 on:]

"Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"

[Reply #263 on:]

Danger: High voltage wires
No atomic bombs allowed

[Reply #264 on:]

A sign by a door reads:
"Please bring your pets inside"
Inside, a sign reads:
"Please take your pets outside"

If you always do what signs tell you, you are stuck in a loop forever.

[Reply #265 on:]

how true.

"Die, humans! This means YOU!"

[Reply #266 on:]

It's like nerd Viagra.

[Reply #267 on:]

"Your today is our 1000 year yesterday"

[Reply #268 on:]

"No Pooping"

[Reply #269 on:]

"Please stand clear of self-destructing television"

[Reply #270 on:]

"Vomiting may occur during tonights episode"

[Reply #271 on:]

"See: Tony Tiger's wrath of fury!"

[Reply #272 on:]

"You are now dead; thank you for using stop and drop! America's favourite suicide booth since 2008"

[Reply #273 on:]

"Instant dislike of kotu since his first post"

[Reply #274 on:]

"I can't lie to you, I'm lieing.

[Reply #275 on:]

 

Originally posted by H. G. Blob:
"Instant dislike of kotu since his first post"

22 threads in one day, all got locked. Dang...

"We don't have bones"

[Reply #276 on:]

From the creators of Futurama!

[Reply #277 on:]

"bite my glorious golden ass"
"now with 25% more weed humor"
"let's all go to the anger dome"

[Reply #278 on:]

Bachelor chow - Now with flavour!

[Reply #279 on:]

"Now with one less n00b and their rampage - oops spoke too soon."