"Holy Zombie Jesus!" Slogan Thread

[Reply #160 on:]

"Whats his name"

[Reply #161 on:]

"Please insert credit card here: [===========]"

Hey, shinyass, finally got some internet connection on the island?

[Reply #162 on:]

@Laptop: yeah, 1 euro for 16 minutes. I´m having a great time (ish), everyone here almost, doesn´t speak english, fantastc.

"Please stand clear of self destructing basket"

[Reply #163 on:]

"life-support NOT guaranteed"

[Reply #164 on:]

"Wait until we leverage the fans for political gain!"

[Reply #165 on:]

"Caution: May contain death"

[Reply #166 on:]

"No a hocus-pocus cure for Cancer by Mom"

Caution: Could cause cancer.

[Reply #167 on:]

 "Eat this to be transported to a happier demension!
May cause mild death spells.

[Reply #168 on:]

"You're like a cancer on society. And death is the cure."

[Reply #169 on:]

hehe. everyone's into death nowadays. It's hip, rad and spunktacullarly fresh!

"Has stress got you down? Then buy Klagmar's Fresh Effecient Drugs. It's the easier way to find instant relief!"

[Reply #170 on:]

"Buy Speedy's Ultrafast Hovercar now!"

caution: falls apart at high speeds.

[Reply #171 on:]

Fry, Leela, and Bender will return in:
Futurama: The Lost Emo Years

[Reply #172 on:]

Try our new People Pot Pie!It's good enough to die for!
 May contain traces of rat feces.

[Reply #173 on:]

Piett tested, Vader approved!

[Reply #174 on:]

" Eat Swigmar's edible dish soap!
There's no place likes foams!"

[Reply #175 on:]

Nice one.

"Try Glermo's New Slurm. Same old Slurm...With a Leela aftertaste!"

[Reply #176 on:]

lol. you go, llama. 
El Chupinebre's $1.50 Store
Fat and Juicy mutantants Especially welcome.

[Reply #177 on:]

Nice one. I think I'm outta slogans though.

[Reply #178 on:]

aw, don't quit yet.

You'll never not know how good it is till you don't not never try it!

[Reply #179 on:]

okay, how 'bout dis:
"Sick of rain when you don't want it? Do you want snow in the middle of July? Tired of not being able to wield Godlike powers? That all will change now. All you must do is buy the WEATHER MASTER 4000 and control over the ether will be yours.

Caution: Could cause the apocalypse.

[Reply #180 on:]

2112 was a pretty good year...

[Reply #181 on:]

I enjoyed the year 3210. Its like counting down from three.

[Reply #182 on:]

nice. 
Try our new Limited Edition Glanx Matress!
Batteries not included

[Reply #183 on:]

Try Glagnar's Alkazar rinds! They change before your very eyes!

[Reply #184 on:]

Eat Glagnar's Hunan Rinds, now sweeter with 30% more shipper!

[Reply #185 on:]

mmm...shippery.

Try the new Super Slurm! Reccommended by orange-haired idiots everywhere!

[Reply #186 on:]

Toy for sale that no one wants at a price no one will pay in a universe no one knows about!

[Reply #187 on:]

".....Cosmic"

[Reply #188 on:]

"Say Star Trek. C'mon. I dare ya."

[Reply #189 on:]

star tr- oooh. almost got me there.haha.

Rubber chicken- not edible unless you are from planet Trikus 7

[Reply #190 on:]

"Go to Serial-Murderer's Fun and Gags shop!"
"You will have a killer good time!"

[Reply #191 on:]

Were back FOREVER

[Reply #192 on:]

You pay only 300 dollars to get this king-sized mattress for free! Yes, that's right! Only 300 dollars to get it absolutely free!
Offer ends-now.

lol. when i was little my friends tricked me into paying 10 cents to buy a rock for free. it kept working until i was around 9. then i finally noticed you can't PAY to have something for free. i guess i wasn't too bright then....just so everyone knew where i got that from. 

[Reply #193 on:]

Now, HOW long ago was nine?
"If you eat here, you stand a 98.43% chance of dying instantly."

[Reply #194 on:]

how long ago was nine...? i dont reveal my real age over the internet (safety precautions) but i am between 13 and 18 years old. How old are you?

"Come to Smitty's Hotel-
You don't know what hell is like till you've been here!"

[Reply #195 on:]

13 for me

"It is a possibility that you will choke and sufficate during tonights episode"

[Reply #196 on:]

13? then you are very near my age...which i will still not reveal do to safety precautions.

@llama: What's your age?

"Rated HR-
Humor Required to see the following show-
Not for the un-funny or people who can't take a joke"

[Reply #197 on:]

"Think fast"

[Reply #198 on:]

No one can beat our prices except those guys who can!

[Reply #199 on:]

"The soviet union strikes back"