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shinyass

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« #160 : 08-15-2006 05:44 »

"Whats his name"
laptopmoerder

Starship Captain
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« #161 : 08-15-2006 05:50 »
« : 08-15-2006 05:50 »

"Please insert credit card here: [===========]"

Hey, shinyass, finally got some internet connection on the island?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #162 : 08-15-2006 05:54 »

@Laptop: yeah, 1 euro for 16 minutes. I´m having a great time (ish), everyone here almost, doesn´t speak english, fantastc.

"Please stand clear of self destructing basket"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #163 : 08-15-2006 05:58 »

"life-support NOT guaranteed"
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #164 : 08-15-2006 11:14 »

"Wait until we leverage the fans for political gain!"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #165 : 08-15-2006 14:46 »

"Caution: May contain death"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #166 : 08-15-2006 22:22 »

"No a hocus-pocus cure for Cancer by Mom"

Caution: Could cause cancer.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #167 : 08-15-2006 23:22 »

 "Eat this to be transported to a happier demension!
May cause mild death spells.
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« #168 : 08-16-2006 04:11 »

"You're like a cancer on society. And death is the cure."
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #169 : 08-16-2006 06:08 »

hehe. everyone's into death nowadays. It's hip, rad and spunktacullarly fresh!

"Has stress got you down? Then buy Klagmar's Fresh Effecient Drugs. It's the easier way to find instant relief!"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #170 : 08-16-2006 10:32 »

"Buy Speedy's Ultrafast Hovercar now!"

caution: falls apart at high speeds.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #171 : 08-16-2006 16:01 »

Fry, Leela, and Bender will return in:
Futurama: The Lost Emo Years
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #172 : 08-16-2006 16:11 »

Try our new People Pot Pie!It's good enough to die for!
 May contain traces of rat feces.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #173 : 08-16-2006 21:13 »

Piett tested, Vader approved!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #174 : 08-16-2006 22:11 »

" Eat Swigmar's edible dish soap!
There's no place likes foams!"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #175 : 08-17-2006 06:24 »

Nice one.

"Try Glermo's New Slurm. Same old Slurm...With a Leela aftertaste!"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #176 : 08-17-2006 07:56 »

lol. you go, llama.  :D
El Chupinebre's $1.50 Store
Fat and Juicy mutantants Especially welcome.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #177 : 08-17-2006 11:28 »

Nice one. I think I'm outta slogans though.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #178 : 08-17-2006 14:47 »

aw, don't quit yet.

You'll never not know how good it is till you don't not never try it!
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #179 : 08-17-2006 16:49 »
« : 08-17-2006 16:49 »

okay, how 'bout dis:
"Sick of rain when you don't want it? Do you want snow in the middle of July? Tired of not being able to wield Godlike powers? That all will change now. All you must do is buy the WEATHER MASTER 4000 and control over the ether will be yours.

Caution: Could cause the apocalypse.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #180 : 08-17-2006 21:58 »

2112 was a pretty good year...
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #181 : 08-17-2006 22:00 »

I enjoyed the year 3210. Its like counting down from three.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #182 : 08-17-2006 22:58 »

nice.  :)
Try our new Limited Edition Glanx Matress!
Batteries not included
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #183 : 08-19-2006 08:09 »

Try Glagnar's Alkazar rinds! They change before your very eyes!
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #184 : 08-19-2006 13:54 »

Eat Glagnar's Hunan Rinds, now sweeter with 30% more shipper!
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #185 : 08-20-2006 17:52 »

mmm...shippery.

Try the new Super Slurm! Reccommended by orange-haired idiots everywhere!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #186 : 08-21-2006 14:08 »

Toy for sale that no one wants at a price no one will pay in a universe no one knows about!
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« #187 : 08-21-2006 14:29 »

".....Cosmic"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #188 : 08-21-2006 15:40 »

"Say Star Trek. C'mon. I dare ya."
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #189 : 08-21-2006 15:54 »

star tr- oooh. almost got me there.haha.

Rubber chicken- not edible unless you are from planet Trikus 7
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #190 : 08-21-2006 15:57 »

"Go to Serial-Murderer's Fun and Gags shop!"
"You will have a killer good time!"
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« #191 : 08-21-2006 18:44 »

Were back FOREVER
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #192 : 08-21-2006 19:36 »

You pay only 300 dollars to get this king-sized mattress for free! Yes, that's right! Only 300 dollars to get it absolutely free!
Offer ends-now.

lol. when i was little my friends tricked me into paying 10 cents to buy a rock for free. it kept working until i was around 9. then i finally noticed you can't PAY to have something for free. i guess i wasn't too bright then....just so everyone knew where i got that from.  :)
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #193 : 08-21-2006 21:28 »

Now, HOW long ago was nine?
"If you eat here, you stand a 98.43% chance of dying instantly."
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #194 : 08-21-2006 22:04 »

how long ago was nine...? i dont reveal my real age over the internet (safety precautions) but i am between 13 and 18 years old. How old are you?

"Come to Smitty's Hotel-
You don't know what hell is like till you've been here!"
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #195 : 08-22-2006 04:49 »

13 for me

"It is a possibility that you will choke and sufficate during tonights episode"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #196 : 08-22-2006 06:50 »
« : 08-22-2006 06:50 »

13? then you are very near my age...which i will still not reveal do to safety precautions.

@llama: What's your age?

"Rated HR-
Humor Required to see the following show-
Not for the un-funny or people who can't take a joke"
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #197 : 08-22-2006 08:14 »
« : 08-22-2006 08:14 »

"Think fast"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #198 : 08-22-2006 08:22 »

No one can beat our prices except those guys who can!
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« #199 : 08-22-2006 08:32 »

"The soviet union strikes back"
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