Futurama Survivor, week 6

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After being kicked off the island, the Professor had this to say:

"What? I was on an island?"

Anyway, you know the drill by now.

[Reply #1 on:]

After it was found that Zoidberg had devoured the entire island's supply of food, a unaminous vote was cast to get him off.

[Reply #2 on:]

I knew it was gonna come down to the ladies eventurally. Zoidberg, you lost the battle of clawplach this time.

[Reply #3 on:]

sorry Amy, but people need someone to blame and Zoidberg, i think your it

[Reply #4 on:]

Leela, you're big fat boots are sinkin the island, bitch.

[Reply #5 on:]

I'll save my vote till I know where it is most needed.

Any boy that votes against Leela is clearly a nonce 

[Reply #6 on:]

What he ^ said!

[Reply #7 on:]

Ignore the two above, the Leela hunting season has opened.

[Reply #8 on:]

I'm saving my vote because I feel this could get very close.

[Reply #9 on:]

I was going to save mine but voted to liven it up LOL!! Won't be much fun if everyone waits till 1 min to midnight on the last day!!!!!

[Reply #10 on:]

Good bye herr doctor.

[Reply #11 on:]

i'll save mine a couple of days...

[Reply #12 on:]

sorry zoidy your leavin'..

[Reply #13 on:]

Bender can kiss his shiny metal ass goodbye.

[Reply #14 on:]

Who voted for Fry? I'm gonna rip that little bastard tp pieces!

[Reply #15 on:]

Amy needs to go now> She has an unfair advantage, in that being cuter than Leela, she may use her sexual wiles to win 

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Boy, oh boy. Looks like you're going to vote it so Fry, Leela and Bender are the final 3. Whoever survives this Amy/Zoidberg fight is probably out next week. But let's go to the island to see how it turns out:

Everybody's listless on Day 34. Fry's worn out, Leela's beat, Amy's tired, Zoidberg's back to his normal food intake, Bender's sober. And the immunity challenge is very physical. It's a dogfight all the way through. Leela leads, but trips. Fry leads, but runs into a pole. Zoidberg finds a fish, runs off-course, eats it. So on, so on. After it all, Amy winds up winning Immunity. Nobody feels like dragging themseles back to camp, so they head right to Tribal Council. Now is the portion of the game where the popular go home.

Leela votes Fry.
Fry votes Leela.
Bender, not ready to vote the popular out yet, votes Zoidberg.
Zoidberg votes Fry.
Amy votes Leela. Tie vote at 2. A revote is needed. Leela and Fry are pretty sure who voted who, and both start sucking up to Bender.
Predictably, Zoidberg and Amy keep their original votes. Bender figures he can squeeze more liquor out of Fry than he can out of Leela. Leela, it's time for you to go.

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I'm voting Amy for the same reasons I voted her last time. After so many weeks stranded on the island, the lack of hygiene has seriously diminished her sex appeal.

Leela, on the other hand, is tough. She can survive the elements way better than Amy. Plus Leela's sex appeal is more amazonian. She's sexy in an "I can kick your ass" type way, rather than Amy's "I'm cute with nice clothes and hair" type of sexiness. Being dirty could even enhance Leela's toughness/sexiness.

To sum it up, if this edition of Survivor hopes to have ANY island sexual hijinks, Amy must go and Leela must stay.

[Reply #18 on:]

I voted for Amy. she's not as cute as me

sorry Kryten 

[Reply #19 on:]

Mitsui can kiss my ass for voting Bender
     

[Reply #20 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tweek:
I'll save my vote till I know where it is most needed.

Any boy that votes against Leela is clearly a nonce   

 

Originally posted by Astrozombie:
What he ^ said!

Count me in on that plan. Hey, it worked last week.

[Reply #21 on:]

I don't know, it might be a good idea to have a doctor on the island, but I vote the lobster anyway in an attempt to save Amy.

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Leela can be sacrificed to save Zoidberg, that's for sure. I don't know about you but despite her sexual advantage Zoidberg makes it up in entertainment. Me, I prefer real women.

[q]Any boy that votes against Leela is clearly a nonce[/q]

I think you mean nong 

[Reply #23 on:]

It looks like Amy is in the lead... I didn't think that could happen 

[Reply #24 on:]

 

Originally posted by Juliet:
Mitsui can kiss my ass for voting Bender
      

Kryten, help me out (she voted Amy).      

[Reply #25 on:]

Well the way I see it, Leela would be pretty much leading the group now and would be in "take out any threats" mode.  Fry wouldn't ever be considered a threat because of "that brain thing."  Bender's sober by now and so he's not considered much of a threat.  That leaves Amy and Zoidberg.  Leela knows how unpopular Zoidy is and so he's less of a threat than Amy.  So she persuades Fry and Bender to vote for Amy.  With three votes, Amy is the weakest link... (Oops, wrong show!  )

[Reply #26 on:]

Barney forever! Wiggum Never!

Oh wait....

I vote Leela, just like the last 2 times.

[Reply #27 on:]

No, Amy can't be removed. It's against the laws of God and man! (To quote Star Trek.)

So Zoidberg gets my vote instead. Adios, shelly!

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Hah, That "Cheap French Harlot" Amy is gonna be kicked off at last. She's far too attractive to keep on an Island. She belongs here with me.

I want! Keep away! Grrrrrrrrrrrr! Stay back!

*Speeds away with Amy in the Beta-Romeo*

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Amy must go! What can she do on a desert island, she's an intern. Bender can bend obstacle, Leela can knock out enemies and junk, Zoidberg can smell out food and provide medical service, it may not be good medical service, but it's medical service nontheless!

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It was Amy vs. Leela for me, and Leela won. She has more personality to keep alive on the island.

[Reply #31 on:]

What enemies, shadowstar? In Survivor, you are alone on an island with the other castaways and maybe Jeff Probst... Okay, Leela could kick his ass, but that's about it for usage of martial arts. And as for Zoidberg, CBS supplies a medical staff.

[Reply #32 on:]

bye bye Amy...


(Federation of Starship captains)

[Reply #33 on:]

Amy has more cuteness reduction surgery scheduled, so she has to go anyway.  Adios, cheep Martian Harlot.

[Reply #34 on:]

Since when did all this moral "who deserves to be there" come into it. I just voted who I liked least.

[Reply #35 on:]

I'm shocked, I was certain that Amy would survive till the end 

[Reply #36 on:]

There is still 4 days to go, and I for one haven't voted yet.

[Reply #37 on:]

Me neither.

[Reply #38 on:]

oh oh.,.... Noo! zoidby nooo!!

::Zoidby wants island!! , Zoidby wants swim"

[Reply #39 on:]

Time for all the "waiting" voters to try to save Amy and vote Zoidberg.