Stupid Questions Get Dumbass Answers

[Reply #240 on:]

A: He wouldn't be as he legally owns P.E. so he would be hired instantly again

Q: Does Leela still by Big Bulk Underwear? If she does, how many pairs a month does she buy?

[Reply #241 on:]

A: No, she would be pulled towards another method of buying underwear in her dreams. If wish to do so you may speculate

Q: Wot does the 'being of unconcievable horror' plan to do with the miniture milway he bought on ebay?

[Reply #242 on:]

A: Store evil weapons there.

Q: Will Hermes ever Limbo in a major competition again?

[Reply #243 on:]

(Good question lol)

A: Create a black hole within the centre to trap and kill passing space ships....

Q: Other then squids what do Zoidberg's species normally eat on their home plant

[Reply #244 on:]

A: He's a beurocrat and now finds limboing 'ruthlessly inefficent' he only limbos in matters of life or death.

Q: In what year did the iinternet become virtual? why?

[Reply #245 on:]

A: They always wanted a virtual internet.
In 2208 scientists increased the speed of light. With the resulting increased bandwith it was finally possible to realize. But Momcorp (they took over microsoft  ) missed the trend and it took another 30 years before it was widely available.
Why? of course: "the internet is for porn" and the nerds wanted better...

Q: Did Zoidberg actually taste the Shroud of Turin?

[Reply #246 on:]

A: Yes. He will taste anything!

Q: Will the P.E. Crew ever return to Osiris 4?

[Reply #247 on:]

A: If they want to.

Q: Who will win the next earth election after nixon? (looking 4 some originality)

[Reply #248 on:]

A: Nixon will because he will rig it so he wins.

Q: Does anyone a P.E. get paid?

[Reply #249 on:]

A) yes, actually many times a week, with the professor being so senial

Q) whats the main ingrediant in Bender Waffels?

[Reply #250 on:]

A: Air or maybe some sort of air substitute.

Q: Will zoidberg ever become a stand up comedian.

[Reply #251 on:]

A: Yes, he will be laughed at for his inability to come up with good jokes

Q: What current item did Bender contain in his chest at the end of The Devils Hand are Idle Playthings (The end of Futurama)

[Reply #252 on:]

A: An old women's purse

Q: Will bender ever get arrested for stealing

[Reply #253 on:]

A: He already did when he stole le grande ciggarre

Q: Name some other ways Leela's parents helped her while she was growning up other then shown on Leela's Homeworld

[Reply #254 on:]

A: Giving her a Toyota brand car

Q: What if Bender actualy went to another suicide booth

[Reply #255 on:]

A: Die thoughtlessly

Q: If Hermies wasn't a burocrat, what would he be?

[Reply #256 on:]

A: the inventor of some sort of sorting device - or a limbo stick.

Q: What if fry wasn't his on grandfather?

[Reply #257 on:]

A: The Universe would collapse, as seen in 2ACV16 - his fate is sealed: Get frozen, become his own grandfather, be immune to the brainspawn.
Also: this type of question doesn't really fit the topic of this thread. It seems more fitting for Your Anthology of Interest

Q: What use does the professor have for his glow in the dark noses?

PS: did i mention that it's harder to come up with stupid questions than dumbass answers? 

[Reply #258 on:]

Q: It's useful for conducting dangerous experiments in the middle of the night.

A: Could Leela make money from selling excreted dark matter from nibbler?

[Reply #259 on:]

A: No, because the cost of the tools to lessen the smell is more than she would make from selling the actual dark matter.

Q: How exactly does Kiff's system of fluid filled bladders work?

[Reply #260 on:]

A: ask him!

Q: Where can we find dark energy in futurama?

[Reply #261 on:]

A: Nowhere. During the second coming of Jesus he userd all the dark energy to erase videotapes.

Q: Did professor Freaksworth follow the advice of farnsworth to get a job?

[Reply #262 on:]

A: Yep , he now works at Malfuntioning Eddies. Although on the interview , Eddie got excited at the thought of a new employee and exploded.

Q: What became of Roberto?

[Reply #263 on:]

A: No he sat back down smoked some more drugs and copied this procedure the rest of his life...

Q: Is Beagle the human pet loathed by the other animal pets on his street?

[Reply #264 on:]

A: Unanswerable

Q: Why would bender need to have sex?

[Reply #265 on:]

A: He doesn't

Q: Does Bender cigars reaaalllly make him look cool?

[Reply #266 on:]

A: according to the 'who's cool meter' invented by the proffesor he's got a pH or 9 which is very cool.

Q: Wot ever happened to the hypmotoad's TV series???

[Reply #267 on:]

A: Yes. For more information visit you local library and request "the rules of cool" by Cliff Johnson. It's THE reference for the definition of cool...

Q: What was the purpose of the NNy Hole Project (where Fry got the VW)?

[Reply #268 on:]

A: Its still on now its up to the 13th season

Q: Did the P.E. crew ever use the clocks they pickjed up

[Reply #269 on:]

A: possibly but you forget time no longer exsists in the future...Jesus stole it.

Q: How did the mutants evolve?

[Reply #270 on:]

A:  You should know the answer, dawoodz!  It's in "I Second that Emotion."  The Professor explains that "Many scientists believe humans really could mutate down there. Uh, due to exposure to toxic waste and radioactive run-off and good old American feces!" (Again I rip off quotes from the Neutral Planet site.)

Q:  I think the more interesting question is, from whom did the sewer mutants evolve?  Especially you, Leg Mutant.  (Ouch! $%#@!)

[Reply #271 on:]

A: Buyers of the book "Let's go sewers" they got lost not finding an exit and well... you know the rest.

Q: What was the purpose of the NNY Hole Project (where Fry got the VW)? [yes, it's a cheap rehash, can't think of anything else right now  ]

[Reply #272 on:]

A: They were excavating ancient human hell, which was evacuated when it was flooded

Q: What happened to Past-O-Rama

[Reply #273 on:]

A: It got out dated.

Q: Will there be a Future-rama for NNY?

[Reply #274 on:]

A: No as how can they accurately predict what will happen in the future

Q: What would be the result of the mission in Where the Buggalo Roam to retrieve the lost Buggalo if Hermes would have taken the role to retriebve them, as he initally was going to do before Kif interrupted him?

[Reply #275 on:]

A: maybe they all would have stayed at home with a glass of warm milk and I good nights sleep.

Q: Wot will happen to the PE crew when the proffesor AND Cubert die in a freak dog mauling accident

[Reply #276 on:]

A: Not much, with fry being the CEO and hermes as acting bureaucrat the business would continue. Of course there would be a short period of grief, but they'll get over it.
[And please don't ask "what if"-questions, they are lame and if you write an answer use your wit and pretend your answer is really what happened rather than "maybe ..."]

Q: Why did Kif take a seminar in ejecting chickens from a sand dune?

[Reply #277 on:]

i know you're stupid but what am i

[Reply #278 on:]

A: since wen did u tel me wot to do, I thought you were a good guy jug - you used to be cool. In answer to your question because he got kicks from it.

Q: How much does each pe member get paid? 

[Reply #279 on:]

A: 2.6% of the monthly profit. The rest of the money is spent for insurances... and for investments in things hermes has to flush.

Q: Since when and why are rings considered uncool?


 

I thought you were a good guy jug - you used to be cool

WHAT?!? Who gave you that idea?
No, seriously, I didn't mean to piss you off, it's just my interpretation of this thread... sorry