Stupid Questions Get Dumbass Answers

[Reply #360 on:]

A:They threw them away.

Q:Why did they throw them away?

[Reply #361 on:]

A: They smelt like something had dyed in the fabric.

[Leela] "Bummer" [/Leela]

Q: Did Calculons Evil Twin ever walk again?

[Reply #362 on:]

A:Nope,he died.

Q: Did he die from bordem from not moving?Or something else?

[Reply #363 on:]

A: Calculon had to kill him in a very bad 'Old Yeller' spoof.

Q: Is the Space Pope Catholic? (Sorry for the bad pun)

[Reply #364 on:]

A:Nope


Q:Then...what is he?

[Reply #365 on:]

A: Space Catholic and reptilian.

Q: How long is a Unit 22 Bender's lifespan?

[Reply #366 on:]

A: 300 years

Q: How did the crew survive the explosion from the bomb in Benders chest stuck in, in War Is The H Word

[Reply #367 on:]

A: It was an A Bomb, and since it's the year 3000--not only are A Bombs obsolutely fabulous, but us, as the greatest ever, have already invented the CZ Bomb (And Russia has only gotten to the X Bomb!) 

Q: Besides brains or balls, what is the war, and who are we fighting, in the year 3000??

[Reply #368 on:]

A: The decopodians

Q: What ever happened to the fossil of seymore? (please excuse my spelling)

[Reply #369 on:]

A:Someone stole it and threw it into the sun.

Q:Who?

[Reply #370 on:]

A: The green house "Gwasses"

Q: What is the name of the boarding school that Dwieght and cubert go to?

[Reply #371 on:]

A: Intergalactic Place Where You Send Things You Don't Want

Q: What happened to the Australian mate who was doing all of the slave labor at the (recommended by Zoidberg*) camp?

[Reply #372 on:]

A: As he was last seen in A Pharoah To Remember, he is still working as a slave and wishes to graduate to becoming a barber some day.....

Q: What did the All My Circuits show do with Antonio after he malfunctioned?

[Reply #373 on:]

A: He was melted into 174 slurm cans

Q: How much money does a can of slurm cost?

[Reply #374 on:]

A: Good question, following the invasion of China by Japan in 2345, there (Japan's) eccomny was so great that a dollar was = to one yen. As a result a can of slurm cost $20,000 which was a tad pricey so they decided to lower the cost to $1.50 - this or course would never happen in real life but........meh

Q: Does fry really have a learnin' disability or was leela just taking the mick in 'A cyclops built for two'?

[Reply #375 on:]

A: 'Taking the mick'

Q: How did the traditional freedom tub come about?

[Reply #376 on:]

A:
[Smart-Ass Answer]
There were no 'micks', cyclopses, or "learnin'" disabilities in "A Cyclops Built For Two" because that Futurama episode was never made.  "A Cyclops Built For Two" was actually an episode of "Futuramalama-Ding-Dong"; a clone of "A Bicyclops Built For Two."  Futuramalama-Ding-Dong is a Taiwanese-made poorly dubbed clone of Futurama, containing explicit sexual scenes.  I'm sure you can imagine what happened in the episode "A Cyclops Built for Two", and why they named it such.
[/Smart-Ass Answer]

EDIT: Oops, I took too long.
Answer to 'How did the traditional Freedom Tub Come About?': The inventor of Freedom Day, Nudey McSkin, was a nudist congressman.  After introducing the bill that later declare celebrating Freedom Day, everyone wanted to celebrate with Congressman McSkin.  So, after some more debate, they decided to add a pool to the Congress, but it wouldn't fit in the building, so they settled on a hot tub.  It was Congressman McSkin's tub, and he never allowed anyone in his tub with clothes on.  So the other Congresspeople joined in, and eventually it became a tradition, and became known as the "Freedom Tub".

Q: Where does the car manufacturer get all of the eagles needed for the Beta Romeo, as seen in the PYHOMS episode?

[Reply #377 on:]

A: Kyoto japan

Q: Why do they use eagles?

[Reply #378 on:]

A:It's easier.

Q:What would they use if eagels were extinct?

[Reply #379 on:]

A: The hooves of mountain goats.

Q: What is one of the key features of the Ford-Thunder-Cougar-Falcon-Bird?

[Reply #380 on:]

A: It has a unique Eagle theme, mixed with some leopard.

Q: What is one of the key features of the 'Holden-Lightning-Lion-Shark-Fish?' 

[Reply #381 on:]

A: It sprouts wings to glide over congested traffic jams

Q: As Bender was made in Mexico, then why did he decide to move to New New York?

[Reply #382 on:]

A: NNY has the only bending plant in the known universe.

Q: Where does Dr.Zoidberg's cousin Zoidfarb live?

[Reply #383 on:]

A: It's wasn't his decision.  After being manufactuered, he was purchased by a spaceship construction shop in NNY, to bend the all-important roughly L-Shaped girders.  His job was to bend the girders to "30 degree, 32 degrees, you name it! 31."
Edit: too slow...

A: Zoidfarb lives in a dumpster, just like Zoidberg.  Except, his dumpster is ritzier, because it's located outside of L.A.'s famous The Ritz Hotel.

Q: When did Bender become suicidal after he moved to NNY and why?

[Reply #384 on:]

A: A day before he met fry and because he realised that the gurders he bent were for suicide booths.

Q: why doesn't he like that?

[Reply #385 on:]

A: Because he can't kill all humans if the humans are killing themselves.

Q: Has Fry ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Reply #386 on:]

A: No, but he has been in a british prison.

Q: why did he go there?

[Reply #387 on:]

A: Because we have class

Q: Is hermes fond of cricket, comin' from jamica and all.

[Reply #388 on:]

Off topic: Yeah, we do have class. Good on you.

On topic A: Na, he prefers to clean up his office for an inspection the next day.

Q: Who changed the hours in the day from 24 to 27?

[Reply #389 on:]

A: farmers - damn daylight saving mileniums!

Q:why does droping a ice cube in the ocean prevent global warming?

[Reply #390 on:]

A: No-one knows , it's a mystery. Nature took it's own course.

Q: What ever happened to Kif and Amys babies?

[Reply #391 on:]

A: They remained in the lake which Kif was born in (remember, they take 25 years to sprout legs and finnaly be a grown up)

Q: Why would Kif be happy about having kids?

[Reply #392 on:]

Yeah I knew that. I meant what happened when they grew up. I just didnt state the question properly.

[Reply #393 on:]

A: Kiff would be happy because having kids was one of his dreams?

Q:  If Hermes hates Zoidberg so much, why were they sleeping in a tent together? 

[Reply #394 on:]

A:Oh you don't want to know......well ok,They were....trading marbles.lol

Q:Why would they be trading marbles in a tent,alone at night? 

[Reply #395 on:]

A: It might be a new fat cred.

Q: If Dr.zoidberg doesn't eat as much as fry, leela etc, why is he so fat? (rule out male jelly)

[Reply #396 on:]

A: A collection of things;

--- He has many organs e.g. 3 hearts, all of which take up more room.
--- He has both male jelly (eww) and ink.
---He has a thickish shell.
---Altho he has very few set meals, he satisfies his hunger with cans, bottles etc.

Q: Why does ziodberg have so many organs?

[Reply #397 on:]

A: A decapodian has always been like that, mystery i guess

Q: How are human heads kept alive in jars?

[Reply #398 on:]

A: All oxygen, glucose, blood and wotnot is supplied to the head through wot top scientist's believe is a miricle.

Q: Why is benders brain a floppy disk?

[Reply #399 on:]

A: What else can it be? A floppy disk stores information in it, so it can be used as bender's brain.

Q: What alternative energy could consume instead of alchol and mineral oil?