Babies babies babies.

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I've been thinking, a dangerous hobby I know, about pregancy between species. Ni some sci-fi shows all races seem to be able to have children together but in one of my fav's their was regonision of incombatibility of races (if you want to know the it was a three part Farscape episode called look at the Princess). Why you might ask am I prattling on aboit this well At loves labours lost in cyberspace thye have an if they mated section thing i was wondering was could some of the crew have children together, say perhaps Fry and Leela got together their incombatility would prove she is not a mutant but an alien. At any rate does any one have a view on this? 

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Well think about Amy and Kif. too I always say to myselfe what if Bender has a fembot girlfreind and marry her how are they going to make babies?

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Well, as the old elementary school saying goes, "Insert Pole A into slot B." I guess Bender's "Pole A" is in his chest cavity.

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I suspect that someone in the Futurama crew will have a baby, I hope it's sooner rather than later so we can see it grow up.

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Well, if you've been to TLZ, you'd know. Well, it may not happen... wait, must open spoiler window!

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*In 4ACV01, Kif gets pregnant. But something could be different about alien male pregnancy, I dunno.*

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Yeh but it might all go wrong and he has to have an abortion or the two different species breeding might cause a problem.

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Or maybe, he won't have make out with Amy... hmmm..... Maybe, one of his own species.

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geesh, you guys already got an offspring, Cubert and no one likes him.  And now that you got tired of playing with him and feeding him and taking him for walks you want ANOTHER kid?

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Originally posted by Shadowstar:
Well, if you've been to TLZ, you'd know. Well, it may not happen... wait, must open spoiler window!

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*In 4ACV01, Kif gets pregnant. But something could be different about alien male pregnancy, I dunno.*

Point: You all assume that Kif is a male. And what happens when we assume?
For all we know, Kif could really be a female, and thats how his species works.

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Originally posted by Chump:
 And what happens when we assume?

um... you make an "assu" out of me? 

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An 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. 

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I wonder how Kif is going to accomplish that. Watch it turn out that he has to lay an egg!

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Futuramian Lesbians.. ineresting 

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Hermes has a son of course (I think), although we haven't seen what he's like.

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With Kiff, it could be like that male seahorses carry the babies. Perhaps.

What gets me is that if it is Amy that he get's pregnant off, how the hell does she fertilise him. It it works like that.
...wait we better not go into this.

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Its makes me shudder every time I try to Think How It Happend.

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You know maybe it's like the seahorses, they both fertiliset hte eggs but it is the male how has to carry the babies until they are born.

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Originally posted by Sarge:
An 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.   

My parents are fond of saying that...
Once again VF, im not sure if you were being sarcastic or not.   

Oh, and I did vote for you...at least I think i did...   

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Originally posted by Zed 85:

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What gets me is that if it is Amy that he get's pregnant off, how the hell does she fertilise him.

This is speculation on my part, but...

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Kif's crazy alien penis probably extends and opens up like a claw. It reaches up and grabs a female egg, bringing it inside himself where it gets fertilized. Bam, a male pregnancy. So Kif still fertilized it, and it's still Amy's egg, but Kif is carrying it. Or something.

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sick, Fishy. Just sick. 

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Thanks for the lovely mental image Fishy  , but it is a viable explanation, nonetheless.


 

Originally posted by Chump:
 Point: You all assume that Kif is a male. And what happens when we assume?
For all we know, Kif could really be a female, and thats how his species works.

According to Fox's page he is maleish.

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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 This is speculation on my part, but...

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Kif's crazy alien penis probably extends and opens up like a claw. It reaches up and grabs a female egg, bringing it inside himself where it gets fertilized. Bam, a male pregnancy. So Kif still fertilized it, and it's still Amy's egg, but Kif is carrying it. Or something.

That is both sick and funny at the same time, but it's makes sense to me!
      

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Of all the sick and twisted  Good God and I thought my imagination was warped but God damn. Thats it Ma bring me my gun     No wait hmm that could actually work in therory I'm just glad my bits don't do that.

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Originally posted by Chump:
  My parents are fond of saying that...
Once again VF, im not sure if you were being sarcastic or not.     

That all depends on if you think i'm a total retard or not. 

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Aah sarcasm the second lowest form of wit, the lowest being puns argh.

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Originally posted by VelourFog:
 That all depends on if you think i'm a total retard or not.   

I'd answer that, but I fear your moderative powers. 

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All we have to fear is fear itself that and if you don't want want to get chucked of the board.

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hehehe, cool.

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Well I can't take all the credit but I'm going to anyway.

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LOL @ you lot

Someone should have a baby by Bender...Leela would be really cool LOL

Would love to see just how much of it was made of metal...could be half metal and half flesh! And maybe have one and a half eyes!!!! 

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Mkae the bad man stop mommy make hei stop  Dude what do you want from this some kind of freaky Borg dear god.

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Bender + Leela = Cycloptic Cyborg.   

Wait, that's not funny at all. 

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no it is just scary.

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
Bender + Leela = Cycloptic Cyborg.   

Wait, that's not funny at all.   

I couldn't actually post the picture for obvious reason 

Here's your Cycloptic Cyborg.
 http://members.aol.com/outlawart/dream.html
 

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Love It!!!

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Woah muchos graises

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Hehehe,
that's pretty good! 

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Brilliant work FrysGirl!

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Was that not Outlawart's work from the Bride of Lagona series.

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Yeah, it's his, not mine! I should have mentioned it before.

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooops ss.

*Steadily leaves*