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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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I doubt this thread will last long, but I watch Whose Line all the time, so I might as well have a go. I saw a sewer mutant just the other night, When I first encountered him, he gave me quite a fright. He moved really fast & he had a giant head. So after we were finished, I kicked him out the bed. Great, my first hoe-down line & I've already resorted to something disgusting.
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JDB
Professor
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Cool Hoedowns! I tried to make up one too but it's crappy and I couldn't think of the last 2 lines.
'Zoidberg is a loser, he is very poor, When he smells anchovies he just wants some more...'
If anyone wants to think of an ending your welcome to. Make it funny!
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Sivak
Delivery Boy
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Originally posted by JDB: Cool Hoedowns! I tried to make up one too but it's crappy and I couldn't think of the last 2 lines.
'Zoidberg is a loser, he is very poor, When he smells anchovies he just wants some more...'
If anyone wants to think of an ending your welcome to. Make it funny! He's poor at doing standup And also a bad doctor He's often shunned in public But who would love a lobster? Well, I tried...
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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I recently enrolled in a course at Mars U. I thought an education would improve my I.Q. But on my very first lesson, I was late for class. I was then expelled, and the Jock-bots kicked my ass.
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JDB
Professor
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Cool ending Sivak! I like it!!
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feralHuman
Bending Unit
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Meet the red head idiot, once called a potted plant. His delta waves are missing, coz he got in grandma's pants.
Fearless starship captain, one cantalope sized eye. Faulty depth perception, break that big screen in the sky.
There is a lazy robot, quite ironic none the less. Silence all his critics with, 'Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!'
The senile crackpot madman, doomsday weapons to his name. He'd answer quite insanely, 'They're for catching fish and game.'
Lobster man from outer space, he claims he is a doctor. To fix that broken dorsal fin, go check your local dumpster.
Chinese girl from half of Mars, with Buggalo and more. Simply tell her parents that, a grandchild you ensure.
He's the limbo accountant, grants severely reduced pay. The one thing he loves more, relax the Jamaican way.
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laroquettespine
Bending Unit
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Zapp Brannigan's a captain, he isn't very smart, His record with the ladies...is low, right off the charts, Somehow he keeps his image positive and lookin' spiff, Thanks to the efforts of his best friend and Lieutenant, Kif.
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Futurama Nerd
Professor
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Nice one N-o-r. I couldn't made up a hoedown even if I tried. Song parodies maybe, hoedowns no.
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hobobob
Poppler
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The other day i went to Omicron perci 8 and it was kinda late and at the gate i was arrested and taken to the king i didnt sing i did mourn because they took my horn! oh eidee eidee eidee eidee eidee eiddee eideee ayeeee!
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JDB
Professor
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Funny Irish drinking song hobobob! Welcome to PEEL!
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