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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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"Blah blah, vote for whoever I tell you to"
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Writer unit32
Professor
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I'm not a toaster, I vote for P.A.T.T.H.E.B.U.N.N.Y.
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Writer unit32
Professor
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« Reply #14 on: 11-04-2006 14:09 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 14:09 »
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Comrades!Vote for P.A.T.T.H.E.B.U.N.N.Y.,fot a better PEEl! And x-number1fan-x,to sound like a idiot who is one of whom I voted for I'll say: Good,good
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
You'd have been better off throwing your lot in with me, Gopher. Seriously. Because if you win, there's not going to be a world to rule over. The "device" is complete. The election is comparable to Schroedinger's box at this point. On one side, Earth is whole and happy under me, and on the other side, Earth is nothing but dust. To open the box, we vote. If people vote correctly, then we open the box on a great future. If not, then they will at least not live to regret their mistake.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I've voted for TNUK, not because he knows about politics and junk, but because he has an awesome hat.
I respect men with good hats dammit.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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TNUK. Amy promised me a night of passion if I voted.
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Totarnerduk is a toaster so he's rivals are toasters.P.A.T.T.H.E.B.U.N.N. Y.ers are not toasters so they're not his rivals and thus they are not jerks. Vote for P.A.T.T.H.E.B.U.N.N.Y.!
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #24 on: 11-04-2006 15:17 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 15:17 by totalnerduk »
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Originally posted by Writer unit32: Totarnerduk is a toaster so he's rivals are toasters.P.A.T.T.H.E.B.U.N.N. Y.ers are not toasters so they're not his rivals and thus they are not jerks. Vote for P.A.T.T.H.E.B.U.N.N.Y.! You are wrong. Everything that you just said was wrong. Everything that you have ever said is wrong. You are so very wrong, not just on a personal level, but on a subatomic level. You are a blight, nay, a stain on the face of this universe, and I shall expunge you. You, and this silly bunny-patting confederacy of dunces that you represent are a fundamental failing of the world in which we live, and I heartily endorse Gopher's suggestion that you be killed. Yes, you are a jerk. Your party is composed of two jerks, and Xanfor. Xanfor is wrong - wrong at the most basic level: that of spelling. His name should be Xanthor, or even Zanthor, but it is not. Instead, it is wrong. Only a jerk would presume to get this so wrong as you. Only you, a jerk, would even suggest that I am a toaster. However, if I were a toaster, I would (as I believe has been established) be a damn good one. You, you would be a bad toaster, just as you are a bad person. A wrong person. A wrong toaster. You're broken. Let us not forget that a broken toaster is capable of propelling yellow-skinned morons back through time and thereby destroying the universe. Let us not forget, therefore that you represent a far greater threat to existence that I do. Let us therefore, agree that you and your bunny-loving cohorts are jerks.
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama: Originally posted by Writer unit32: Who listens to this guy? I do. At least, I approve of his advertising, though I voted for Nix/Fluffy/Gopher based on their policies.
Also, who on Earth are you, and why have you stolen Nasty Pasty's sig banner for Xanfor's campaign?
1.I listen to him too.I don't think he's stupid or a jerk, he's just a toaster. 2.I'm a PEELer fo god sake! 3.I never seen Nasty Pasty's campaighn banner but I got the pic from a old art thread.Its made by TriggerHappyJim.
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #37 on: 11-04-2006 16:18 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2006 16:18 by totalnerduk »
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Originally posted by jle1993: you just made me laugh instead of scaring me Commence Sarcasm: Totally unintentional, I swear. Because rather than being on the internet for my own amusement, it is my actual intention to have you, yes you, personally, a person whom I have never met, have no idea who you are, and have no particular grudge against, vomiting buckets of your own blood, and attempting to pluck out your own eyeballs with a screwdriver in response to a picture that I have just slapped together. That is my ultimate aim. End Sarcasm. Have you ever heard the phrase "know your enemy"?
When I win this election, I'm going to find out who all your childhood heroes were, and rape them. Every last one.
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Gopher
Fallback Guy
Space Pope
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Tnuk: I'm glad I wasn't drinking orange juice when I saw that pic, because it would be coming out of my nose right now. WU32: Wow. Just... wow. That was possibly the single most un-funny thing I've read all year, and I read Schindler's List a few months ago. Keep trying, though, you'll get the hang of humor sooner or later. Then again, if you keep hanging out with this bunch, maybe you won't - we're hardly the best role models. Watch lots of Futurama. Live it. Learn it. Love it.
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