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Juliet

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« Reply #240 on: 01-15-2006 08:52 »

This week at work I am going to work with the guy that I like
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« Reply #241 on: 01-15-2006 11:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:

This week at work I am going to work with the guy that I like

Quantify that.

"Like him" as in like his company to work with?

"like him" as in seeing him after work?

"Like him" as in the rest of us PEEL'ers will be jealous of him?

Ralph '1,000 questions' Snart

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« Reply #242 on: 01-15-2006 12:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
'1,000 questions'
More like 3, Ralph 'Mathwiz' Snart...  :p

I thought you had a thing with Wu, Jules...  :confused:

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« Reply #243 on: 01-15-2006 12:22 »

 
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Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
 Quantify that.

"Like him" as in like his company to work with?

"like him" as in seeing him after work?

"Like him" as in the rest of us PEEL'ers will be jealous of him?

Ralph '1,000 questions' Snart



that would be the first answer Rahp. and yes I still have a thing for Wu a lot  :love:
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« Reply #244 on: 01-15-2006 20:18 »

 
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Originally posted by Pikka Bird:

 Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
'1,000 questions'

 
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More like 3, Ralph 'Mathwiz' Snart...   :p


So I was 997 questions off.

I'm a product of the American Public School system.

It's that damned 'Outcome Based Education'


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« Reply #245 on: 01-15-2006 21:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Slackit02:
meaning you are dumping the girlfriend?  because you like the other girl?

Yes, did.

 
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Originally posted by airbagfailure:
why did you start going out with the girlfriend you're gonna dump? didn't you like her at first too?...

When I started going out with my ex, I didn't even know my current girlfriend.

Anywho, I have a new girlfriend now and I'm much happier.
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« Reply #246 on: 01-15-2006 22:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
I'm a product of the American Public School system.

It's that damned 'Outcome Based Education'

Nothing funnier than British kids trying to take the SAT I...
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« Reply #247 on: 01-15-2006 22:55 »

 
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Originally posted by futuramafreak:
Anywho, I have a new girlfriend now and I'm much happier.
Yeah, the newer models are nice. *high fives*
You get a trade in for the old one?  :p
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« Reply #248 on: 01-15-2006 23:48 »

kids....  :p
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« Reply #249 on: 01-16-2006 02:19 »

 
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By eggs in another, closed threadPlease stop saying Juliette Lewis' name. It makes me furious.
By the way, I have found another member for our ever-growing anti-Juliette Lewis army.
Excellent. Do they have the gall required?

 
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So it's agreed. Short people don't matter.
I could have told you that for free.

On topic: Yeah, I'm still well adjusted and in a relationship that's working pretty damn well.
Yay!
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« Reply #250 on: 01-16-2006 20:12 »

In other news, Rach and I just broke up

 :cry:
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« Reply #251 on: 01-16-2006 22:25 »

Rebound time!!

But who....?  :hmpf:
NyyaaaaaaaaarghghghghBOOM-SPLAT!

Storyteller: And that is the first case of human cranial combustion due to extreme logic indiciciveness, previously thought to only happen to robots. And now on with the tour... next is The Jeremy exhibit!... natures cruel trick on its schizophrenic self...
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« Reply #252 on: 01-16-2006 22:26 »

Sorry to hear that, VF.  :(

On the plus side, my relationship with Newhook is now stronger than ever. He can touch me in ways I've never been touched before.  :D
Grim

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« Reply #253 on: 01-17-2006 04:27 »

After having a minor agrument the other day with my girl, I discovered the wonder that is make-up sex... 3 times infact  :D
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« Reply #254 on: 01-17-2006 05:53 »

 
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In other news, Rach and I just broke up

Finding you in bed with someone else and braiding their hair is not the way I wanted to spend the holidays.
Merry Christmas indeed.
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« Reply #255 on: 01-17-2006 18:37 »

My hair was the topic of conversation three times today. First was a teacher telling me to get it outta my face. Second was this chick telling me she wanted to put it in pigtails. (>_> ) and Third, this smoking hot (not my type though) girl went up to me 7th (last) period, and asked if I ever thought about moving it outta my eyes, then she proceded to put it behind my ears and tells me I had a pretty face, then this popular, but pretty fucking ugly girl agrees and tells me it hides my "features."

Did the second mean anything? Because although I'm pretty sure this chica did hate me, ti might be different now, I'm almost positive the third was "pity flirting."
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« Reply #256 on: 01-17-2006 18:43 »

If you mean the second as in the pigtail girl, then nothing. If you mean second as in the third listed thing, the "smoking hot" one, might mean something. She might think you're cute, or it might be a bet. Likely the first, but don't think that way just because I say so. Actually, ask wait for another answer from here. The third was just a pity flirt, or going off what the first said.
M0le

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« Reply #257 on: 01-18-2006 00:56 »

The lucky girl locked in my sights is half-Indonesian, which is great for me. Whenever I'm  busy being racist, and someone says "You're being racist", I can just wave her around and go "Nuh huh! SEEE?"!  :D
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« Reply #258 on: 01-18-2006 02:43 »

I suggest you hold her by the feet as you wave her around in the same motion used in hammer throw. You can get better distance that way!

Hope that helps, M0leypoo.  :)
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« Reply #259 on: 02-04-2006 14:15 »

It was two days ago...wait...yeah, two days ago and I had gotten home after drama and all that stuff and I was going over my day in my head. I got to just before i left to go home and remembered me with two of my friends who so happen to be girls, with this thing how they were saying that I was like their brother and how I could pass off as their brother. Wait...wrong story. That story has to do with Frank the Bunny and how me and the one sister are afraid of him. Annnnyway, I was thinking about the girl I liked and realised I was kinda pushing myself to like her. I liked her, but i was pushing myself to like her even more than I did. The thing is I just noticed that I've liked the other sister that's not the sister that is also afraid of Frank the Bunny for a few months now and have totally overpassed it.
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« Reply #260 on: 02-05-2006 07:01 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2006 07:01 »

...You want to force yourself on Frank the Bunny? What?
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« Reply #261 on: 02-05-2006 14:59 »

Jesus christ, wiener, how teenaged are you?
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« Reply #262 on: 02-05-2006 15:14 »

That passes as emo. Leave the hall.
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« Reply #263 on: 02-05-2006 15:49 »

Weiner, you need to lay off the crack.
Squeaky

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« Reply #264 on: 02-05-2006 16:09 »

So, I wasn't the only one who read IC's post and went "Huhwa?"...

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« Reply #265 on: 02-05-2006 16:31 »

No. Roflcopter:  :laff:
I was all like, "Why is Frank The Bunny even mentioned in a post about a girl, and who's Frank The Bunny anyway, why isn't this kid talking about big knockers?!"
M0le

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« Reply #266 on: 02-06-2006 00:21 »

Wait a minute everyone... I'm sure he's building up to something here. A Goosebumps twist ending, no doubt.  :)

" 'Good thing we defeated the ancient evil Donnie,' said John. 'Too bad you defeated the wrong ancient evil John!" said Donnie, his eyes flashing purple as his tail got longer and underneath his third eye a fourth appeared."
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« Reply #267 on: 02-06-2006 02:04 »

But in good old Goosebumps tradition, the next chapter has to quickly resolve the twist in the first paragraph...

...and it's not emo. It's ironic.
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« Reply #268 on: 02-08-2006 09:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Guineapig Trick:
My hair was the topic of conversation three times today. First was a teacher telling me to get it outta my face. Second was this chick telling me she wanted to put it in pigtails. (>_> ) and Third, this smoking hot (not my type though) girl went up to me 7th (last) period, and asked if I ever thought about moving it outta my eyes, then she proceded to put it behind my ears and tells me I had a pretty face, then this popular, but pretty fucking ugly girl agrees and tells me it hides my "features."

Did the second mean anything? Because although I'm pretty sure this chica did hate me, ti might be different now, I'm almost positive the third was "pity flirting."

I doubt there were flirting with you, sounds to be like there were making fun of you, basically calling you a homo with pretty hair.
Maybe there are fag hags and are looking for some gay guy to hang out with, if thats the case I recommend you play the homo role until  you lure them into a false sense of security and then make your move.

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« Reply #269 on: 02-08-2006 09:47 »

 
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Originally posted by sheep555:
But in good old Goosebumps tradition, the next chapter has to quickly resolve the twist in the first paragraph...

No, that's how they ended just about every one, Captain Breanus.   :mad:
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« Reply #270 on: 02-09-2006 19:12 »
« Last Edit on: 02-09-2006 19:12 by totalnerduk »

This photo most definitely belongs in the relationship thread. Too bad we've already had the PEELies, so they miss out on "Most torrid PEELationship".

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« Reply #271 on: 02-14-2006 16:40 »

some quick last minute advice please
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/12-002433-14/#t556
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« Reply #272 on: 02-14-2006 21:10 »

Having a relationship and being in university has ruined my previously laid back personally. There, I said it.

I never used to worry about failing but now I'm downright petrified about it. Since I started dating my girlfriend I've been all "responsible" and losing hair even if I miss an assignment worth 1% in university. I think part of it is the fact that she's not working or in school right now, so it feels like our entire future rests on my shoulders, and it's very stressful. She has a meeting set up with a local technical college next week, so I'm hoping that works out. Things'll probably be better then.

Don't take this post as me blaming her for anything, this is just me venting over the fact that she needs to get out and do something. She could work at Wal-Mart for all I care as long as gets out and she does SOMETHING. Besides that our relationship is great, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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« Reply #273 on: 02-15-2006 19:00 »

I am really confuzed. There's this girl I know, right? so, anyway I like her, as well as being physically attracted to her. Unfortunately, she already has a boyfriend. Too bad for me, eh?

Well, anyway, we are very good friends, her and I. Once, in jest, she proclaimed me to be her official backup boyfriend, if her boyfriend breaks up with her. In her own words, in that situation she would "fuck me veraciously." She once apologised to me for meeting her boyfriend before she met me. Also, the last time shee called me, she informed me that she had to go, because she was now completely naked, and was about to step into the bath. Despite all this, she says she is quite commited to her boyfiend. (she's been going out with him for over a year)

Can anyone say mixed signals?

Needless to say, her boyfriend doesn't like me much. For some reason, her father doesn't either, even though he's never met me. However, I am a perfect gentleman, and will not meddle in her relationships. I'm in quite a complicatd situation, and one that can have no good outcome. Hopefully this situation will resolve itself somehow, and I can live stress-free. But, honestly I don't see that happening.
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« Reply #274 on: 02-15-2006 19:28 »

God damn that guy.  Gimme his address, and I'll see if I can help you out.
VelourFog

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« Reply #275 on: 02-15-2006 20:31 »

If she really wanted to be with you, Wooter, then she would dump her boyfriend instead of messing around and playing games with you. She flirts with you because it is fun, and safe. I would try to ignore her "advances" or else tell her, flat out, to stop acting like she's into you while staying with someone else.
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« Reply #276 on: 02-15-2006 20:39 »

Screw the guy, give me the girls address!

In other news, still with Gina, still going strong.  Weird huh?
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« Reply #277 on: 02-15-2006 20:40 »

Alternatively, you have the manly option of killing her boyfriend and telling her that she's now your woman. That's right. Telling, not asking.

Telling.

Yes, I'm trying to get Wooter sent to jail. Who are you to judge me for that?
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« Reply #278 on: 02-15-2006 20:42 »

I'm a judge, I've sent you down already.  Don't make me do it again.  ;)
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« Reply #279 on: 02-15-2006 20:44 »

 
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
Screw the guy
Somehow, I think that'd make things even more confusing.
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