Finally. Vote in the poll.

And no posting Banners! Go to the nominations thread to see them.

Get on with it.

I think it's cute how you all think you're more than mere pawns in my machiavellian scheming. It's good to be the pupper-master. 

Now to rig this poll...

 

Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
And no posting Banners!

I voted for that Zoid-Slack-Weiner party. I hear that Weiner guy is quite dashing.

Who to vote for ... ?

• I joined P.U.S.S.Y. ... and they have cats ... and cool people ... [Fry]like Randi, like Randi[/Fry] ...
  
• TNUK wants to marry me ...
• Z-S-W has fireman Zoid (former siamese twin of TongueLuck) and cool Amy and Olympic spirits ...
• Amy20 and Melll are British and ... have references to TV series I don't know ...
• ... and "Teh One"'s name basing on a character in a fanfiction of mine.

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I'll let a coin decide ... or maybe not. P.U.S.S.Y. it is. Go Randi!

I voted TNUK purely on the basis of his professional level of finger waggling.
That and the cap.

I have only this to say about my shadowy corporate pseudo-government.

We're D.I.C.K.s.  We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And our opponents...are P.U.S.S.Y.s.  And the current world government...is an asshole.  Pussies don't like dicks...because puusies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything.  Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole...is a dick...with some balls.  The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes!  I don't know much in this...crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit!

And that's your opinion that you're entitled to have.

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AUMCAP or Lord Starone for last place? I think I'll vote Lord Starone later to make sure we come last.

vote for P.U.S.S.Y. and help make me Mistress Randi, Supreme Boxer Overlord! in return I will <3 you forever (aka for a short while...) and maybe I'll send you an xmas card (every xmas card I send comes with a pic of meeee!)

 

Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
He's quoting directly from Team America, TLL...

Ah, thanks for that information. I didn't saw that movie yet.
In that case: Sorry, Nerd-o.

 

er... vote. No, no, I'm going to save mine 'til when it really counts/annoys.

P.U.S.S.Y. counts on you ;o)

TNUK is a man with a vision for the future. And a stable of dirty porn star nurses. PUSSY is just an amalgamation of people who don't know what an amalgamation is, making pie in the sky promises, playing the popularity contest game.

Aaand Zoidberg casts the tie-breaking vote ... THE CROWD GOES WILD!

You know, Grim, perhaps a certain lobster-doctor could pursuade you to join his party perhaps?  Your armies, our armies ... a perfect match for unmatched power!

there will be a huge ass-whipping for everyone if one of my traitors beats me. so if you don't vote P.U.S.S.Y...i demand you vote D.I.C.K.!

right on! zoidberg's showing desperation, don't vote for desperation!

how am i being desperate? some of your allies *cough* that switched sides offered me a chance to join them, which i refused. you little gathering won't last, no one wants to be ruled by a bunny. kitties are the way to go

Wait, I'm confused. What is this thread about, what am I voting for, and why should I give a shit?

I would have run for this term, but it's hard for people to rally behind the "Pitty" party.  Nix, Where were you for this one man!?  Together we could have ruled the galaxy as Mod and Lurker, with Cappy involved in some ultirior manner.

*throws his vote away for "Teh One"*   

I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!

Which is airbagses one?

 

Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Which is airbagses one?

Well, it looks like as if she's "Leader of C.O.C.K." or something like that ...

 

Originally posted by Beamer:
Wait, I'm confused. What is this thread about, what am I voting for, and why should I give a shit?

This thread is where you vote for TNUK as overlord, because the more people do that, the more of these juicy rewards will start cropping up all over the place.

And no, it's not a banner, it's an incentive