I'm an emperor now!  Woo-hoo!  It's TLL I'm drinking, right?

*pulls out really long crazy straw*

All hail to emperor boingo ...

 

Originally posted by boingo2000:
I'm an emperor now!  Woo-hoo!  It's TLL I'm drinking, right?

*pulls out really long crazy straw*

*sighs*
Still ... 8 Days of Emperorship I had 
(Much better than newhook's few hours of emperorship  )

I think there was something weird in the drink I just had.

Somehow it tasted kind of funny - though it was lovingly decorated from TLL with a lemonslice, icecubes and a tiny little umbrella. 

boingo2000 was that you? 

 

Curses, another person who joined up after me gets the coverted 'liquid emperor' label.

*Ahe-he-he-he-hem* 

Congrats, GFF! Long live the Emperor! 

Behold... my magnificent accendence!

MMM... you can really taste the German...


And now to flaunt my post whorish ways over the more sensible members of the board. You want my stars, don't you? DON'T YOU? Ha HA!

 

Originally posted by David A:
I know that Shadowstar drank me, but I'm not sure who I drank.  It might have been LAN.gnome.
Ugh.  And the aftertaste...

You sure? I thought Asylum-Fry drank me, shortly before she fell off the face of the Earth.

I drank Sammy, though. Photo evidence!

cool pic there LAN!

Kudos on drinking me SlackJawedMoron. May I cause horrible diarrhea to you   

Seams that your emperorship will last a little longer than mine (nearly one week    ). The next one I see will probably be the Admin SlimmyCGEF himself.

edit: on the other hand, he doesn't post that much and will more likely be overtaken by another member.

 

Originally posted by LAN.gnome:
You sure? I thought Asylum-Fry drank me, shortly before she fell off the face of the Earth.

I drank Sammy, though. Photo evidence!

I'm pretty sure that Sammy drank Asylum-Fry, so she couldn't have been the one who drank you, unless there was some sort of time-loop involved.

I really don't know who I drank.  You were the most recent person that I remember achieving emperorhood before I did, but there might have been someone else inbetween.

 

Originally posted by David A:
 I'm pretty sure that Sammy drank Asylum-Fry, so she couldn't have been the one who drank you, unless there was some sort of time-loop involved.

This is a messageboard devoted to a science-fiction cartoon. Therefore this sort of time-loop is perfectly feasible. In fact, I propose that not only did Asylum Fry drink LAN.gnome, but that she is LAN's grandfather, and Sammy is her great-aunt.

If only there was some part of PEEL that accurately recorded meaningless crap such as this, we could have a timeline implemented. A proper timeline, with diagrams, and graphs, and most of all, with blackjack and hookers.

 

Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
 People shouldn't be bitching at my post count because I don't spam. If being violent and outspoken means I'll have a high post rate, then so be it. But at least I put content into my posts. If you want to bitch, go bitch at Nasty Pasty. He has over 2600 posts(pretty much all of which are one sentence) and he joined three weeks after I did.

You're an asshole.

Woh. The Capper is not an asshole. He's not calling you a post-whore, he's just poking fun at how fast you progress through the ranking system. He wouldn't do that if he didn't like you. And I wouldn't bother explaining this if I didn't like you either, but grow up, and tone down your sensitivity. Not everybody is out to chop off your legs for no reason, Lampy.

Chill. Go make a few more posts.

 

Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
 This is exactly why I hate people. They think poking fun at other peoples expense is a sign of friendship.

You're meant to see the funny side, and thus form a closer bond with him.

Hmmm. That sounds a little gayer than I meant it to. Nevermind. My point stands.

 

Originally posted by LAN.gnome:
 Was this your 1500th post?

Sure was.

No one noticed at the time, though, due to my stealth posting.   

 

Originally posted by LAN.gnome:
 PEEL is a cold, unforgiving wasteland if you don't have any qualities that can be comically exaggerated.   

PEEL is a cold, unforgiving wasteland even when you do. It's one of the most hostile environments on the internet if you end up on the wrong side of people.

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 PEEL is a cold, unforgiving wasteland even when you do. It's one of the most hostile environments on the internet if you end up on the wrong side of people.

At least they noticed you long enough to ban you. 

 

Originally posted by David A:
 Sure was.

No one noticed at the time, though, due to my stealth posting.   

!

*Shoots David who's hiding under a cardboard box*

 

Originally posted by eggsandwich:
get back in the kitchen.

he isn't a woman 

I assumed he said it because TLI works in a resturant.

Good friend? Did I say you could talk to me?   

Though, of course, you're seaking of GFF. Pfft. He's EVERYONE's friend.

Congratulations on becoming a Liquid Emperor SJM (and everyone else that I've missed).  It'll be a while before I become a Liquid Emperor, but it'll eventually happen (hopefully).