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Chump

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« on: 09-17-2001 16:07 »
« Last Edit on: 09-17-2001 16:07 »

I think it would be cool to read some of peoples ideas for new opening messages. Either the kind that every episode has (eg. pupa tested, larva approved)
Or a: Futurama is brought to you by _____.
Or suggest one of each.
KENNEDY

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« Reply #1 on: 09-17-2001 16:19 »

futurama is brought to you by:the head of Disco Stu's discorama:he may be just a head but he sure can dance!

97...
Kryten

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« Reply #2 on: 09-17-2001 16:37 »

Futurama is brought to you by Nilknarf. Strong enough for a zyrgox, but made for a krunzag!

Nixorbo

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« Reply #3 on: 09-17-2001 16:46 »

Brought to you by Honest Bender's Used Auto Parts . . .
KENNEDY

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« Reply #4 on: 09-17-2001 16:52 »

not yet available on omicron persei 8 or canada.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #5 on: 09-17-2001 16:58 »

No humans were consumed in the making of this episode
Kryten

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« Reply #6 on: 09-17-2001 17:07 »

ALL YOUR COMEDY ARE BELONG TO US.

Slavon

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« Reply #7 on: 09-17-2001 17:37 »

SPOILERS AHEAD: HIGHLIGHT TO WATCH THE SHOW
Nixorbo

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« Reply #8 on: 09-17-2001 18:25 »

As seen on TV
Slavon

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« Reply #9 on: 09-17-2001 18:37 »

Press *Enter* to skip intro
Nixorbo

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« Reply #10 on: 09-17-2001 20:17 »

Bachelor Chow is people!!!
Chump

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« Reply #11 on: 09-17-2001 20:26 »

Futurama is brought to you by: Pants! Don't leave home without them!

Insert Witty Comment Here
diagnostic

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« Reply #12 on: 09-18-2001 02:18 »

futurama was brought to you by..
adjust-o-matic the only bed capable of breaking your spine! 

"your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! you see that dark spot there? Whiplash, and that smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma"
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« Reply #13 on: 09-18-2001 08:12 »

Haha this is funny I wish I can do that but I cant think of anything good to say

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I want to be Bender's biggest fan!

rach_the_tall

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« Reply #14 on: 09-18-2001 08:48 »

brought to you by millions of monkeys on typewriters.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #15 on: 09-18-2001 09:39 »

Brought to you by Death Wish 342, still starring Carles Bronson's head!
Juliet

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« Reply #16 on: 09-18-2001 11:09 »

by how I  likelike that one
Slavon

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« Reply #17 on: 09-18-2001 12:12 »

Brought to you by... Thompson's Eyes: the only eyes with J-rays!
Slavon

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« Reply #18 on: 09-18-2001 14:19 »

hehehe, what about this one:?

--FUTURAMA--

Adjusted to people with bad deep-perception
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« Reply #19 on: 09-18-2001 14:22 »

To boldly go where no pizza delivery boy has gone before
Slavon

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« Reply #20 on: 09-18-2001 14:32 »

With 10% more love than the next leading TV show
Hitchhiker

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« Reply #21 on: 09-18-2001 14:44 »

Now with free VVR (Virtual Virtual Reality Headset) in every episode!
Nixorbo

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« Reply #22 on: 09-18-2001 15:19 »

Brought to you by the makers of the Kill-o-zap gun
Slavon

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« Reply #23 on: 09-18-2001 16:04 »

--FUTURAMA--

Only for $1 - minute
Nixorbo

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« Reply #24 on: 09-18-2001 17:02 »

Free on Tuesdays
Chump

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« Reply #25 on: 09-18-2001 19:37 »

Bash head on screen to make reruns new.
Chump

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« Reply #26 on: 09-18-2001 19:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Free on Tuesdays

Inspired:

Futurama is brought to you by: Monday! Now with 34% more grumbling!
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« Reply #27 on: 09-18-2001 21:00 »

Trademark of Mom, Inc.
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« Reply #28 on: 09-18-2001 21:03 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by KENNEDY:
futurama is brought to you by:the head of Disco Stu's discorama:he may be just a head but he sure can dance!

Inspired this

Brought you by Disco Stu's School of Discography!  Taking the phrase "Stayin' alive" to new heights!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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sHad0w

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« Reply #29 on: 09-19-2001 12:27 »

As seen on commertials earlier today

or

Brought to you by: your TV set!
sHad0w

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« Reply #30 on: 09-19-2001 12:29 »

or
Futurama is brought to you by: Johnson's fist. The only fist strong enough to knock out Thompsons teeth!
Chump

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« Reply #31 on: 09-19-2001 12:30 »
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Brought to you by: Gas Plus! Actually gives you gas!
Slavon

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« Reply #32 on: 09-19-2001 15:11 »

Brought to you by Red Cow

Double taste, double size... double price!
diagnostic

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« Reply #33 on: 09-19-2001 16:33 »

brought to you by future freaks stretchy boxers one size fits all!.......
Slavon

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« Reply #34 on: 09-19-2001 18:23 »

Free space for publicity --- call 94373-mArc!
flexo

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« Reply #35 on: 09-19-2001 18:25 »

professor plum in the library with the lead piping

Signatures are gay...
Chump

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« Reply #36 on: 09-19-2001 18:32 »

For a good time call: 1-900-ZAPTALK
Kryten

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« Reply #37 on: 09-19-2001 23:20 »

All jokes recycled from last week's "Family Guy"

Holly J. Fry

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« Reply #38 on: 09-20-2001 16:28 »

Now with even more eagle!
Kryten

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« Reply #39 on: 09-20-2001 16:32 »

If we're not funny, your pizza's free

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