Write your own

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There is no show

Writers devoured by a horrible gelatinous blob

Official Home of Nixorbo's Top of the Page dance

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now with 100% more brain slugs for your viewing plesure!

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As Screwed by Fox

[Reply #83 on:]

"The owner of the spaceship tp-31337 has parked in restricted area. Your ship has been deatomized. Have a nice day."

or

"Macromedia Flash 324 Plugin necesarry to view."

or

"Now in DVD-Version with stupid dubbed non-english versions."

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"suited for viewing ages -(2*pi*(e)^3)/18 to 87

(metric unit coversion supplied by slowCalc(dot)com(dot)galaxy)"

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"It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. It's only important, that it is filled with slurm (tm)."

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"Brought to you by raging wars against alien intruders. Soon coming to your area."

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If you hate Fox you'll love this

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"powered by negative illusion"

"recommended by 103 out of 100 dead spiritual leaders"

this one isn´t very original, but I suppose that sooner or late this is going to be used, because of its long history:
-> "DON´T PANIC!"

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This is a drill,to prepare you for the world of tomorrow!!

[Reply #90 on:]

Now with Zapp-o-vision

The world is ruled by two white mice

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"there is no brain"   
(maybe written in a "the matrix" like font 

"suited for preparing prenatal food"

[Reply #92 on:]

"I should've taken the blue pill."

"Help me, I am an enslaved Intro Cartoonist. Please help me."

[Reply #93 on:]

"Now with subtitles for our viwers on Omicron Persie 8... and Canada"

[Reply #94 on:]

 

Originally posted by Paladin:
"Now with subtitles for our viwers on Omicron Persie 8... and Canada"

I take it that that is a follow up to my one.
hehe...canada

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"It's not full of stars. Your monitor is just dirty."

"Only one small step for men. But one huge step for a poppler"

"We are borg. Please prepare for assimilation."

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Originally posted by KENNEDY:
I take it that that is a follow up to my one.
hehe...canada

Aye. But I must admit that I was too lazy to go back and hit the quote button *g*.

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"This episode is dedicated to our great and wonderful alien emporer and his huge death fleet."

"Just add water and enjoy the show."

(Must be my creative day  )

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to comic book guy:we swear we did'nt steal your idea!

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futurama is brought to you by:Lirr of the planet omicron persei 8.
Lirr:RRRR!!
(pionts gun at center of screen as if about to shoot viewers)
ZAPP!!
(everything goes black for a second)
(theme starts up with:today only:all you can watch!)

[Reply #100 on:]

"Now with even more elks."

"You are getting tired. Very tired. First your feet, up to your head. And after you you hear the spaceship crash, you awake and feel the drain to drink SLURM (tm)."

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"Konfuzius say: Hey, Futurama rox"

[Reply #102 on:]

FUTURAMA: brought to you by God's sake!

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Originally posted by KENNEDY:
to comic book guy:we swear we did'nt steal your idea!

Mental note: steal his idea.

[Reply #104 on:]

Play episode backwards for subliminal messages

As seen in your dreams

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As seen in Antena 3 TV commercials (TERRIBLE irony)

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we know where you live

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Brought to you by: Fox. Accept it.

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Now 100% more freshalicious

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Made from 100% recycled jokes (20% post-laughter waste)

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Brought to you by the Futurama Staff: "You never remember us, bastard!!"

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Originally posted by sHad0w:
Futurama is brought to you by: Johnson's fist. The only fist strong enough to knock out Thompsons teeth!

::falls down laughing:: i love that! its cute.        

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Brought to you by: Zombie Jesus. The Savoir Strikes Back.

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NO with 25% more soccer riots

[Reply #114 on:]

now available in decaf

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Uncut guaranteed! (*)

*(Not guaranteed)

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(dont guaranteed) heh,, nice english

Suicide booth included!

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Big Brother is Watching

[Reply #118 on:]

futurama was brought to you by duff beer, "you just can't get enough, of that wonderfull stuff.."

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Originally posted by ShineyMetal@$$:
heh,, nice english

I'm sure my english is better than your spanish. 


FUTURAMA: Based on a false story