Here's part 2:
Leela: My god!
Fry: Oh, no!
Zoidberg: *weird Zoidberg scream*
Bender: Ohhhh, my ass! My poor ass!
Leela: Bender, what happened?
Zoidberg: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, Iím a doctor, and I think I can deduce what has happened to our robot friend. It appears as if his swim bladder has exploded and is secreting through his gills.
Fry: Oh, no! *scared* Will he make it?
Leela: Ugh, this is stupid. Bender, what happened?
Bender: I went to the kitchen to get a fresh bottle of liquor, and when I opened the fridge, I was attacked by a hideous monster.
Leela: Weíd better get Bender into a cryo-stasis tube. The professor can fix him when we get back.
Bender: Leela . . . *chokes* if I die, . . . . . . BURN ALL MY STUFF SO FRY CANíT HAVE IT!
Leela: All right, Bender, letís go.
*Zoidberg, Fry, and Leela drag Bender through the PE ship. As theyíre dragging him, he is moaning, whining, and leaving a trail of oil behind him*
Leela: There, Bender is sealed away in this tube until we get back to earth. Now, second on the agenda is the hideous monster he spoke of. Weíll need bait to lure the monster out, and then weíll catch it. Dr. Zoidberg, ---
Zoidberg: Iím being mentioned! I mean, yes, Leela?
Leela: Since youíre already a hideous monster *Zoidberg sighs disappointedly in background*, Iím ordering you to serve as bait.
Fry: What do I get to do?
Leela: Fry, you stick close to me and donít do anything stupid.
Fry: That shouldnít be too ha--- Oh, oh, *choking* Leela, help me!
*Leela hits Fry in the back, and he spits up a piece of chewing gum. Leela gives him a disapproving look*
Leela: Come on, Fry, letís go.
*Leela and Fry set up a giant trap while Zoidberg waits casually near the entrance of a long hallway*
Fry: Leela, if we survive this terrible brush-in with a hideous monster, I just want you to know that Iíll be forever grateful to you.
Leela: Fry, we havenít even seen the monster yet.
Fry: I was talking about Dr. Zoidberg.
Leela: Ugh, Fry, I swear, I can never take you seriously. Now look, Zoidberg is going to lead the monster through this hallway, and when he gets close, you drop the net and Iíll hit the button to release the shipís on-board anvil.
*Fry looks down disappointedly, and then there is the giant roar of a monster heard on the ship*
Leela: Be careful, Fry. *Yelling* Dr. Zoidberg, do you see anything?
*Zoidberg runs down the hallway crazily*
Zoidberg: *yelling random Zoidberg noises* Itís coming! Itís hideous!
Fry: *screaming frantically* Weíre all gonna die, itís every man for himself!
*Fry drops the rope early, and it catches Zoidberg instead of the monster. Fry runs away screaming*
Leela: Fry, you coward, wait! *in her haste, Leela hits the button accidentally, and the anvil crashes onto Zoidbergís chitinous shell, breaking the anvil into many smaller pieces and knocking Zoidy nearly unconscious*
Zoidberg: Leela, save me!
*the giant monster, which legally looks different from an alien in the ĎAliení movies, inches closer to Leelaís face and growls*
Zoidberg: Iíll save us! *Zoidberg uses his claw to pinch the creatureís tail. The creature turns around, and, obviously furious, decides to try and eat Zoidy instead* Save us, Leela! *Zoidberg scream*
Leela: *picking up a shard from the broken anvil* Hey monster, over here! High-yah!!! *The monster turns to face Leela as she bashes it in the face with the shard. It runs off, making a crying noise as it flees*
Fry: *from behind hidden object* That was amazing, Leela!
Leela: Fry, you could have killed all three of us, what were you thinking?
Fry: Iím sorry, I was just frightened.
Leela: Youíll never get anything out of life being scared all the time. I learned that from the Orphanarium.
Zoidberg: Iíd hate to interrupt your pathetic speech from your days as a tadpole, Leela, but my lower shell has been cracked beyond repair and I canít move my legs. Do you think you could carry me to the sleeping tubes maybe?
Leela: Yeah, thatís a good idea. Címon, Fry, letís go.
*Leela and Fry drag Zoidberg back into the cryo-stasis room, where Bender is seen still sleeping peacefully. They lower Zoidberg into one of the chambers and turn it on*
Leela: Fry, if weíre going to survive, we have to formulate a plan . . .
More to come soon!!!!