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Britz

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« Reply #360 on: 08-20-2003 20:37 »

 
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Originally posted by [-mArc-]:
OK, now once down here. No posting links or pictures if they need a disclaimer. Thanks.

This is exactly how Hitler got started, seriously read a book once in a while he decreed the Jews could no longer post R-rated pictures on their favourite message board, then the killings started...

VelourFog

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« Reply #361 on: 08-20-2003 20:59 »

well that's how Jews got started, by posting porn on internet message boards... then straight to killing Jesus and other stuff
OC_James

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« Reply #362 on: 08-20-2003 21:33 »

Quit it you guys! You're msking Floyd Bernstein ,the Jewish nazi, sad.

futurefreak

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« Reply #363 on: 08-20-2003 23:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Britz:
 This is exactly how Hitler got started, seriously read a book once in a while he decreed the Jews could no longer post R-rated pictures on their favourite message board, then the killings started...


in reality, i think Hitler was pissed off because he couldnt get into art school.

"Downcast, I left von Hansen’s magnificent building on the Schillerplatz, for the first time in my young life at odds with myself."
Hitler, on failing the exam for admission to Academy of Fine Arts, Vienna in 1907, Mein Kampf, 1925




just one example of his artwork that cost him a career in art

heres the full page: http://www.williams.edu/WCMA/prelude/prelude3.html

hitler needed positive message boards to commend him on his artwork like we have hehe  big grin

anyways, what thread is this...femjesse's? i liked the leela pregnant with fry holding her pic. its cute and the look on her face is hilarious  laff

Spice Weasel

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« Reply #364 on: 08-20-2003 23:46 »

If somebody just bougth his paintings.  None of that "unpleasentness" would have happened.
futurefreak

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« Reply #365 on: 08-20-2003 23:50 »

well, as the site says, he sold some copies of Vienna for money, but i think the thing that clenched it was his second failed entrance exam into that arts academy. society rejected him, and sadly all that "unpleasantness" occurred.
FemJesse

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« Reply #366 on: 08-21-2003 01:05 »

You mean the Holocaust?  Are we not allowed to say Holocaust on this message board?  Because I wasn't made aware, if that is the prolem.  Are all the Germans shaking their heads right now and muttering "What-o-caust?"  I remember some of my first imaginative realistic drawings were actually derived from photographs I've seen of people in Nazi internment camps (I was also entraced by bulimic people and ethiopians).  I did a few white clay scultures with boney forms.  Then I heard that numerically, more Christians were killed than Jewish.  Jews were targetted percentage-wise apparently ???
Well my fascination ended with deathly thin people about the same time I became entranced by Jhonen Vasquez.
evan

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« Reply #367 on: 08-21-2003 01:14 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2003 01:14 »

Well, yes. Nazis also persecuted homosexuals, political dissidents, gypsies, etc (other Christians). I think Jews were the largest group in internmnet camps, but, there were more Christians that died.

/edit. It's kinda sad to see how distraught people are because they can't get porn on PEEL. Seriously, this is the internet. I'm sure that there's some other site out there that can fulfill your crazy quirks.
Spice Weasel

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« Reply #368 on: 08-21-2003 01:40 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2003 01:40 »

It is estimated by some sources that Russia alone lost in excess of 13 miilion as a direct result of the scuffle with the master race.  That would be double of the widly accepted estimate of the Jewish losses in the camps.  The big diff?  The Russians were fighting a war, not being herded up and exterminated.
mazaite

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« Reply #369 on: 08-21-2003 01:47 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2003 01:47 by edeltraut »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:

 Nudity is a healthy option because you'll be slightly more fertile if your a male, you won't cooking your gentlemen in helmets.

Reason #5 to always wear pants.

An as for Hitler art. (a far too un-used segue)
I have been trying to get my hands on a litho or poster of a Hitler for like a year now. I want to get something nice to put in my about to be finnished front room so people can say "What a nice painting, who is it by?"
"Hitler"
I don't know why but I'd get a kick out of that.
But I'm scared even if I do find one that it would fund a Neo-Nazi party or something.

Michael Zaite
beck

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« Reply #370 on: 08-21-2003 01:52 »

I stidied history once upon a time in Uni, and 13 million is the SMALLEST number of Russian losses I ever heard of. Other figures vary from 20 to 60 mio, but the biggest of them also seem to include Stalin's own victims. Anyway, it's mostly for sure more, than 20 mio.
That's pretty much offtop though, sorry.
Wow FemJ, your pictures are as cool as hot you are! (But imho nothing beats Dinner at Elzars so far)
FemJesse

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« Reply #371 on: 08-21-2003 02:02 »

Oh yeah, Beck?  This one beats all!!

*barf-smile-scream-smile-belch-smile...* 
(I did this as a joke in computer class and got extra credit for it =o.o=)
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« Reply #372 on: 08-21-2003 02:07 »

Look's like he's turning into Mister Hyde.
FemJesse

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« Reply #373 on: 08-21-2003 02:08 »

Yes, I especially enjoyed how the color decompression fucked up and turned him green for two frames.  Gotta love macs -.-
Nurdbot

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« Reply #374 on: 08-21-2003 02:39 »

Do you do Discworld MUD request's?
FemJesse

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« Reply #375 on: 08-21-2003 02:45 »

Can't say I've played that one...
Nurdbot

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« Reply #376 on: 08-21-2003 02:46 »

 http://discworld.imaginary.com:5678/

It's one of the best.
Tdog

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« Reply #377 on: 08-21-2003 03:33 »

Hello FemJ, nice pics on the last page and in the pic of you and your dad, The classic blink just as the pic is taken. don't you just hate when that happens.
Here's the link for Tripping The Rift if it doesn't take you there just put it in the addy bar http://www.pocketmovies.net/detail_99.html
it's good for a laugh but the down load time is a drag, at least it is on a 10 year old computer I hope any one who downloads it enjoys it and you can look around pocket movies for some other cool short flicks.
beck

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« Reply #378 on: 08-21-2003 04:14 »

Come on, FemJ, it's YOUR pics' thread, and what do we have on this page: some Judo-Nazi, baby Hitler's drawing and .gif from your computer class. Are you making anything new recently, anything inspiring and breath-taking... may be like... dunno... Dinner at Elzars?  smile
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« Reply #379 on: 08-21-2003 08:46 »

So when is the  ripped Fry  coming or can't you show it here? well can you e mail the pic for me.

I say there should be a R rate Forum so that Jesse can post her pics there.

aslate

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« Reply #380 on: 08-21-2003 10:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
So when is the  ripped Fry  coming or can't you show it here? well can you e mail the pic for me.

I say there should be a R rate Forum so that Jesse can post her pics there.


There is an R-Rated forum Juli, it's just by invite only  tongue

Jesse X Barboza

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« Reply #381 on: 08-21-2003 11:36 »

Wow, I leave for one day and my favorite fanart thread spins completely out of control.
Juliet

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« Reply #382 on: 08-21-2003 15:13 »

 
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Originally posted by aslate:
 There is an R-Rated forum Juli, it's just by invite only   tongue


Awww I want an invite  frown

FemJesse

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« Reply #383 on: 08-21-2003 15:25 »

Juli I'd guess that:
Way to not get yourself invited ever=  complain about not getting invited.
Tdog

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« Reply #384 on: 08-21-2003 20:27 »

How would one go about politly requesting to be invited?
aslate

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« Reply #385 on: 08-21-2003 20:30 »

Invites work on the method of:
  • When we feel ready, a comittee selects a PEELer they feel is ready/they want to join the R-Rated forum
  • The request is sent via e-mail
  • If they accept, their password is added and they can logon
Tdog

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« Reply #386 on: 08-21-2003 20:35 »

Thank you for a quick response aslate.
Yorokobi

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« Reply #387 on: 08-21-2003 20:38 »

So there is no correct way to indicate that you are interested in access?  Who is the "we" in the sentence "When we feel ready"
aslate

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« Reply #388 on: 08-21-2003 20:42 »

It's more of a general consensus of those on the board. That and you've got a near zero chance if you've not been here for a year.
Killerfox

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« Reply #389 on: 08-21-2003 21:08 »

gee this thread always moves very fast!
well back ontopic:
awww i couldnt see the FJess pic  frown but oh well life goes on.
and nice gif, he really looks like his bones were removed!
Bobby King

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« Reply #390 on: 08-22-2003 01:32 »

 big grin Have a wonderful birthday FemJ  big grin
mazaite

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« Reply #391 on: 08-22-2003 02:13 »

Hey that's right today is the 22nd. isn't it? (technicaly)
Happy Birthday FemJesse.
FemJesse

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« Reply #392 on: 08-22-2003 03:25 »

Happy Birthday to me!  The self proclaimed queen of home-made butter icing.  *licks her chops*
Kif White

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« Reply #393 on: 08-22-2003 03:42 »

Happy Birthday FemJesse  smile
Britz

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« Reply #394 on: 08-22-2003 03:45 »

Congratulations lass, your another year closer to incontinence and death, tell you what whip up a batch of that home-made butter icing and I'll jaunt right over and give you one hell of a birthday.. present, it's wrapped up already and I'll even whack a bow on it for ya (silk ribbon, for your pleasure.)
FemJesse

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« Reply #395 on: 08-22-2003 03:58 »

OOPS I forgot to give this to Gort for the Aug 22nd update... ah well... He'll have to wait. www.scanartcentral.net  has it though...
For those who didn't know, this is exactly what is going to happen tonight:
  Only it might involve more video games and stupid Teen movies.  There will probably be pizza involved...
Cheeez

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« Reply #396 on: 08-22-2003 04:16 »

Lol.

Look at Leela's Facial Expression. Brilliant!

Happy Birthday Jesse!
Zed 85

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« Reply #397 on: 08-22-2003 04:36 »

Happy Birthday again!  big grin
Yep, I didn't forget in the end. Luckily everyone else was here to remind me  big grin
FemJesse

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« Reply #398 on: 08-22-2003 04:48 »

My favorite thing about that picture is the candles stuck in his hair.  I just think Fry should walk around with candles in his hair all the time.
*I blow them out, he tries to neck me*
Everybody wins!
Farnsworth38

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« Reply #399 on: 08-22-2003 05:58 »

Happy Birthday FemJesse. Have a great time!
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