superbender
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« on: 09-15-2010 19:50 »
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Here's my fanscript yes I know, it's wonderful. (Bender and Fry are watching Calculon at the T.V) Fry: Hey, Bender where is Leela? She is late. Bender: Maybe she is with another man. Fry: Bender, you are too bad, you never help anybody. Bender: You're lying, I can do good things. Fry:What things? Bender: Hey, Zoidberg come here! (Zoidberg enters the room) Zoidberg: Hooray! Bender wants I come. (Bender takes a knife and kills Zoidberg) Fry: Oh my god, you killed Zoidberg! Bender: I 'm a bastard. (Leela enters the room, and see Fry next to Zoidberg's dead body) Leela: Oh Fry, what did you do? I wanted to kiss you but I prefer kiss Bender. (She kisses Bender) Bender: Oh yeah! (Fry is crying) THE END. cool isn't it?
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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This is why new people shouldn't be allowed to join the forum. We already have enough douchbags.
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superbender
Crustacean
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Thank you! I am the best and I know it.
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superbender
Crustacean
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I was thinking of killing zoidberg and I did some incoherent synopsis, but in fact i find it very unfunny as it become funny. I'm glad that all that people say they like my work.
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superbender
Crustacean
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« Reply #14 on: 09-17-2010 18:54 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2010 00:21 »
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Another work: (Fry, Bender and Leela are in the ship) Leela: Fry, what are you doing? Are you eating iron? Fry: Yes, I forgot to take some eating, and Bender give me that to stop my complain Bender: Oh, yes I'm 30% iron, so I have enough to make my friends eat. Leela: Bender, what is the point? Fry couldn't eat iron. Bender: Why? Leela: Because we are humans and humans don't eat iron. Bender: You are an human, I think you were an horrible atrocious sewer mutant. Leela: Yes, I am a mutant, but I am still an human. (Nixon's head is reveled to be sitting next to Leela) Nixon: What, you're a mutant who illegally live on the surface. Leela: Oh, no! I forgot that it was a diplomatic delivery, the president is aboard Zapp (on radio): Mr. President, what should we do? (The Nimbus is following the PE ship) Leela: Oh, Zapp you're here, please kill Nixon! Zapp: I'll do anything for my love. (the Nimbus drops a missile which make the PE ship to explode) Kif: Oh, I think that the president is dead. Zapp: Good thing, I will be the new president and I will allow Leela to be cloned and then, I can marry thousands of Leelas and have thousand slaves. Kif: Can we have also Amy cloned? Zapp: Yeah, that could be good if my thousands of Leelas get tired. Kif: So I follow you, Mr. President. (Kif and Zapp shake their hands) comment:More story but less humor, but still
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superbender
Crustacean
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Yes, I know I'm stupid, but stupidly genius. Maybe, tomorrow I can make another great story which involves Flexo...
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superbender
Crustacean
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For me, my best sentence is "Why?" short and comprehensive.
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superbender
Crustacean
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Oh, I'm as late as Fry:
(the Professor enters the conference room) Professor:Good News, everyone, we have a delivery. (everyone cheers) Fry:But, does that mean we should work? Hermes: Officially, yes, but I can give you a non-work permission. Fry: Oh, thanks, so I can sleep. (Fry is sleeping) Bender: I was waiting that occasion for years. Leela: What occasion? Bender: Shut up, mutant. (He can be seen doing something to Fry) Fry (waking up): Oh, what was that? (He take a mirror) Fry: Oh, someone drew magic marker penises on my forehead. Amy: No, that an old unfunny joke, find another gag. Fry: Uh, I'm as drawn as a Groening's drawn. Amy: Good, but not great. Flexo: Hello, I'm Flexo and your gag was the worst I ever heard. Zoidberg: Hooray, Bender has caught a goat, I'll cut him and he will give me food. (Zoidberg cut Flexo's goat) Flexo: You cut my goat, I look exactly as Bender. (Bender comes in the room) Bender: It's terrible, I slept with the mayor's wife, the police is here. (He hide in the ship) URL: aha, Bender, we arrest you. Flexo: No, I'm not Bender (The police caught Flexo) Flexo:I'm not Bender!!! Bender: So, all is good! Zoidberg: But, I still haven't friends. Bender: Oh yeah. (He takes a gun and shoots Zoidberg) Fry: Oh my god, you killed Zoidberg. Amy: Already did. Fry:Ups. Bender: Make friends in heaven, old lobster. THE END
Zoidberg: Hey, St. Peter, I know we can make a good pairing.
My worst and I know it but I wanted to make my Flexo and to use Amy.
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superbender
Crustacean
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« Reply #34 on: 09-21-2010 19:32 »
« Last Edit on: 09-21-2010 19:33 »
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My fanfics are short, and that's why I love them. I know that I often make some mistakes and I'm sorry, but English isn't my natural language, in fact I'm French (please, don't make fun of my nationality).
And it's not better and better my fanscript n°2 was the best and n°3 the worst.
My next story will be as good as the others, and I'll try to post it before tomorrow, if I can (I work a lot).
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Ralph Snart
Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
DOOP Secretary
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something... I used to do in these situations... Close the damned thread? I can't blame my cancer on these... stories. How about the aneurysm in my brain that's about to pop?
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EvilChicken
Bending Unit
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« Reply #38 on: 09-21-2010 20:17 »
« Last Edit on: 09-21-2010 20:18 »
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Oh, I'm as late as Fry:
(the Professor enters the conference room) Professor:Good News, everyone, we have a delivery. (everyone cheers) Fry:But, does that mean we should work? Hermes: Officially, yes, but I can give you a non-work permission. Fry: Oh, thanks, so I can sleep. (Fry is sleeping) Bender: I was waiting that occasion for years. Etc...
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superbender
Crustacean
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Oho les choses se gātent.
Okay, don't panic, Zoidberg is doomed to be killed by Bender, that's the only thing I can do, and Yoda is smaller than R2-D2. I want to say Hello to all of you who like me, and I'll say "Why?" to all of you who have a cancer.
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