The Bender of my dream

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Here's my fanscript  yes I know, it's wonderful.

(Bender and Fry are watching Calculon at the T.V)
Fry: Hey, Bender where is Leela? She is late.
Bender: Maybe she is with another man.
Fry: Bender, you are too bad, you never help anybody.
Bender: You're lying, I can do good things.
Fry:What things?
Bender: Hey, Zoidberg come here!
(Zoidberg enters the room)
Zoidberg: Hooray! Bender wants I come.
(Bender takes a knife and kills Zoidberg)
Fry: Oh my god, you killed Zoidberg!
Bender: I 'm a bastard.
(Leela enters the room, and see Fry next to Zoidberg's dead body)
Leela: Oh Fry, what did you do? I wanted to kiss you but I prefer kiss Bender.
(She kisses Bender)
Bender: Oh yeah!
(Fry is crying)
THE END.

  cool isn't it?

[Reply #1 on:]

Well it's a bit short even to my standards, and the characters act both out of character and inhuman, not to mention missing words and possible spelling errors (even though I do this, but I try to edit all my mistakes), also containing little or no plot what's so ever. I'm not going to abuse you like some others might. (Or they just might not since I said this, and end up complimenting you just to spite me, or even maybe just not post in this thread.) Because I was abused when I posted fan fiction here (but that's over with), and I will never again do so here. However many of such will like that.

Edit: Also this indeed seems to be a dream because why would Leela kiss a murderer: Bender? Who killed Zoidberg. Well if it's not a dream in the aftermath Bender just might end up being put in jail for murder and Leela put into an insane asylum.

[Reply #2 on:]

  I prefer the ending of Rush : bender in prison, Leela in an asylum, zoidberg dead and I would also add Fry kill himself because he dont have leela and bender anymore 

that's a good ending 

[Reply #3 on:]

Every post in this thread is awful.

Including mine, but it's the least awful.

[Reply #4 on:]

This is why new people shouldn't be allowed to join the forum.
We already have enough douchbags.

[Reply #5 on:]

Best fanfic ever!

[Reply #6 on:]

Hahaha, that really WAS the best fanfic ever!

[Reply #7 on:]

Thank you! I am the best and I know it. 

[Reply #8 on:]

maybe this is what the final episodes of Futurama will look like

There is only one thing we could say to that fanfic : WHAT the Heck ??

[Reply #9 on:]

I was thinking of killing zoidberg and I did some incoherent synopsis, but in fact i find it very unfunny as it become funny.
I'm glad that all that people say they like my work.

[Reply #10 on:]

This is why new people shouldn't be allowed to join the forum.
We already have enough douchbags.

You tried to say that about me, I'm sure.



I have no words - so I'm not even going to try to comment, but I am going to laugh heartily at Rush.

[Reply #11 on:]

Made my day.

Maybe these short(ish), thought through, fanfics could be collected in a quickie thread? Or an entertainment thread?

[Reply #12 on:]

BEST EVER

[Reply #13 on:]

That was so bad I think it gave me cancer.

[Reply #14 on:]

Another work:
(Fry, Bender and Leela are in the ship)
Leela: Fry, what are you doing? Are you eating iron?
Fry: Yes, I forgot to take some eating, and Bender give me that to stop my complain
Bender: Oh, yes I'm 30% iron, so I have enough to make my friends eat.
Leela: Bender, what is the point? Fry couldn't eat iron.
Bender: Why?
Leela: Because we are humans and humans don't eat iron.
Bender: You are an human, I think you were an  horrible atrocious sewer mutant.
Leela: Yes, I am a mutant, but I am still an human.
(Nixon's head is reveled to be sitting next to Leela)
Nixon: What, you're a mutant who illegally live on the surface.
Leela: Oh, no! I forgot that it was a diplomatic delivery, the president is aboard
Zapp (on radio): Mr. President, what should we do?
(The Nimbus is following the PE ship)
Leela: Oh, Zapp you're here, please kill Nixon!
Zapp: I'll do anything for my love.
(the Nimbus drops a missile which make the PE ship to explode)
Kif: Oh, I think that the president is dead.
Zapp: Good thing,  I will be the new president and I will allow Leela to be cloned and then, I can marry thousands of Leelas and have thousand slaves.
Kif: Can we have also Amy cloned?
Zapp: Yeah, that could be good if my thousands of Leelas get tired.
Kif: So I follow you, Mr. President.
(Kif and Zapp shake their hands)

comment:More story but less humor, but still 

[Reply #15 on:]

lol !! you story are completly stupid!!! but I love stupidness

make one where zoidberg kill the professor and cloned himself 1 hundred times

[Reply #16 on:]

Yes, I know I'm stupid, but stupidly genius.
Maybe, tomorrow  I can make another great story which involves Flexo...

[Reply #17 on:]

"You are an human"

Best sentence I ever read.

[Reply #18 on:]

Oh I dunno, Nutty... "I am still an human" might be a little better

[Reply #19 on:]

For me, my best sentence is "Why?" short and comprehensive.

[Reply #20 on:]

Do we have an hero?

For clarification, I mean in future "storylines"

[Reply #21 on:]

Oh, I'm as late as Fry:

(the Professor enters the conference room)
Professor:Good News, everyone, we have a delivery.
(everyone cheers)
Fry:But, does that mean we should work?
Hermes: Officially, yes, but I can give you a non-work permission.
Fry: Oh, thanks, so I can sleep.
(Fry is sleeping)
Bender: I was waiting that occasion for years.
Leela: What occasion?
Bender: Shut up, mutant.
(He can be seen doing something to Fry)
Fry (waking up): Oh, what was that?
(He take a mirror)
Fry: Oh, someone drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
Amy: No, that an old unfunny joke, find another gag.
Fry: Uh, I'm as drawn as a Groening's drawn.
Amy: Good, but not great.
Flexo: Hello, I'm Flexo and your gag was the worst I ever heard.
Zoidberg: Hooray, Bender has caught a goat, I'll cut him and he will give me food.
(Zoidberg cut Flexo's goat)
Flexo: You cut my goat, I look exactly as Bender.
(Bender comes in the room)
Bender: It's terrible, I slept with the mayor's wife, the police is here.
(He hide in the ship)
URL: aha, Bender, we arrest you.
Flexo: No, I'm not Bender
(The police caught Flexo)
Flexo:I'm not Bender!!!
Bender: So, all is good!
Zoidberg: But, I still haven't friends.
Bender: Oh yeah.
(He takes a gun and shoots Zoidberg)
Fry: Oh my god, you killed Zoidberg.
Amy: Already did.
Fry:Ups.
Bender: Make friends in heaven, old lobster.
THE END

Zoidberg: Hey, St. Peter, I know we can make a good pairing.


My worst and I know it but I wanted to make my Flexo and to use Amy.

[Reply #22 on:]

well seriously WTF ? this is one crazy fic :O

[Reply #23 on:]

Best fanficcing ever! Althought the last one wasn't quite as funny, I hope you keep them cumming

[Reply #24 on:]

My worst and I know it but I wanted to make my Flexo and to use Amy.

Don't beat yourself up, superbender. They're all terrible.

[Reply #25 on:]

My worst and I know it but I wanted to make my Flexo and to use Amy.

Don't beat yourself up, superbender. They're all terrible.

This.

[Reply #26 on:]

thats family guy type humor, dark humor, which i LOVE!

[Reply #27 on:]

Ever feel like you walked into a room by mistake and saw something you know you shouldn't have seen. I got that feeling when I clicked on this thread.

[Reply #28 on:]

that makes two of us.

[Reply #29 on:]

Ever feel like you walked into a room by mistake and saw something you know you shouldn't have seen [since you have no eyes but you were able to see it] . I got that feeling when I clicked on this thread.

welcome to the SCARY THREAD!!!

[Reply #30 on:]

Hilarious story about Leela and Bender!  I'd love to see a Leela/Bender pairing!  The Bender/Amy was fun!  My sister is a Leela/Bender shipper.  And I'm starting to agree with that.  Fry got what he deserved!   

Leela would get better respect with Bender.  As I said before, since Fry and Leela got together in this season, all Fry ever did was degrade Leela and unwittingly mess her up. 

[Reply #31 on:]

Sorry about the double post here.  Had to refresh my message.  It didn't come up right away. 

[Reply #32 on:]

Leela would get better respect with Bender.  As I said before, since Fry and Leela got together in this season, all Fry ever did was degrade Leela and unwittingly mess her up. 

No she wouldn't, no he hasn't and you're an idiot.

[Reply #33 on:]

Oh my. It just keeps getting better and better  

My suggestions: Do not post again until your "fanfic" is at least 3000 words long and was put through M$ Word spell check.

[Reply #34 on:]

My fanfics are short, and that's why I love them. I know that I often make some mistakes and I'm sorry, but English isn't my natural language, in fact I'm French (please, don't make fun of my nationality).

And it's not better and better my fanscript n°2 was the best and n°3 the worst.

My next story will be as good as the others, and I'll try to post it before tomorrow, if I can (I work a lot).

[Reply #35 on:]

something... I used to do in these situations...

nope. Can't remember.

[Reply #36 on:]

OH QUE OUI!!! enfin un ami francais dans ce monde de brute  

je vais te parler en anglais pour pas que les autres chialent.

that'S really nice to have someone else speaking french here   btw I would love to see another of your fan story where bender kill zoidberg  

[Reply #37 on:]

something... I used to do in these situations...

Close the damned thread?

I can't blame my cancer on these... stories.  How about the aneurysm in my brain that's about to pop?

[Reply #38 on:]

Oh, I'm as late as Fry:

(the Professor enters the conference room)
Professor:Good News, everyone, we have a delivery.
(everyone cheers)
Fry:But, does that mean we should work?
Hermes: Officially, yes, but I can give you a non-work permission.
Fry: Oh, thanks, so I can sleep.
(Fry is sleeping)
Bender: I was waiting that occasion for years.
Etc...

[Reply #39 on:]

Oho les choses se gâtent.

Okay, don't panic, Zoidberg is doomed to be killed by Bender, that's the only thing I can do, and Yoda is smaller than R2-D2.
I want to say Hello to all of you who like me, and I'll say "Why?" to all of you who have a cancer.