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LobsterMooch
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« Reply #40 on: 11-26-2009 04:02 »

Also the devil (if you believe in that sort of thing) had goat horns.

Of course, he/it never did before the middle ages. That's when Christians began depicting Lucifer with horns and goat's hindquarters - because the Pagans had held to their worship of the Horned God (which appears thus). By turning their God into the Devil, the Christians were able to more easily eradicate the old ways.
It's either the Dark Wizards or the Pagans. Christians are great about blaming others for their problems.


Also, you didn't have to get pissy about what SpaceCase said, LobsterMooch. You don't think it's possible that it might have been joking?

When SpaceCase says it then I'll believe it. But monkeys will fly out of my ass when that happens.
coldangel

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« Reply #41 on: 11-26-2009 04:05 »

it

I think SpaceCase is female, deliberate obfuscation notwithstanding. She talks like a girl. She walks like a girl. She's a girl, until sufficient evidence to the contrary is brought to light.

And she's never not joking.

Also, Mooch gets pissy at everything.
Jezzem

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« Reply #42 on: 11-26-2009 04:59 »

I know that Mooch gets pissy at everything but you'd think that just once someone could say something without him thinking taking it seriously and having a big tantrum over essentially nothing.

As for SpaceCase being a girl: There are no girls on the Internet.*

*Disclaimer for LobsterMooch: Please try to understand that I wasn't trying to insult you with this remark. I'm sure there are girls on the Internet.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #43 on: 11-26-2009 08:43 »

Actually, since he's making a model of the Robot Devil, it would be more realistic to make the horns out of metal... You know, because he's a robot... And so he's made out of metal...

Thank you. You make my point for me.
Although, plastic might be easier to work with...

Also, you didn't have to get pissy about what SpaceCase said, LobsterMooch.

And once again.

... monkeys will fly out of my ass...

You must have excellent health insurance.

I think SpaceCase is female...

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

And she's never not joking.

[Groucho Marx]But in Mooch's case, I'll make an exception...[/Groucho]

Also, Mooch gets pissy at everything.

Oh. What a shock.

I'll just...ooze... back out under the door now...

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #44 on: 11-26-2009 17:23 »

About the only way I can think of making them would be from pottery clay. Roll out cones and then bend on its axis. Forming the cone around a centered soft wire armature may help the bending the cone into a curved horn easier and more uniform. If you know some people into pottery and ceramics they might be able to help you out. You'd probably want to fire the horns to harden them which means you'd also have to model the horns oversize to allow for shrinkage. Most US towns have pottery and ceramic hobby groups and craft stores that might be able to direct you to kiln time.

Might be easier than buying a CNC machine.
Bender-1729
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« Reply #45 on: 11-26-2009 22:07 »
« Last Edit on: 11-26-2009 22:09 »

I decided to make them out of wood ... or at least try it. I think that's the only possible way.
Bender-1729
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« Reply #46 on: 11-28-2009 01:17 »

Good news everyone ...

I finally managed to build the horns! They are made out of wood and it took me 2 hours to make both of them.

Special thanks to "Rüdi Koch" for giving me the advice to use wood.  wink

Ps.: They both ARE the same size! I have no idea why the left one looks bigger on the picture.  hmpf

LobsterMooch
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« Reply #47 on: 11-28-2009 01:30 »

Really starting to take shape. Neat-o.
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #48 on: 11-28-2009 22:34 »

It's looking fantastic. It's gonna be really sweet when you get finished!
coldangel

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« Reply #49 on: 11-29-2009 02:28 »

I dunno man... I can't imagine having sex with that thing would be anything but painful.
any1else

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« Reply #50 on: 11-29-2009 07:46 »

Wicked. Robot Devil is watching you sleep.

Joel: Since when did you bat for the other team? The other team being male robots..
coldangel

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« Reply #51 on: 11-29-2009 10:05 »

I don't... I only like female robots. But still, I thought this was supposed to be a sex doll?
any1else

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« Reply #52 on: 11-29-2009 10:19 »

You'd think that about a blank piece of paper.
coldangel

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« Reply #53 on: 11-29-2009 14:42 »

Well, when folded in the correct manner...
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #54 on: 11-29-2009 15:20 »

I don't... I only like female robots. But still, I thought this was supposed to be a sex doll?

Robot sex-dolls? Sorry; fresh out of robot sex-dolls. Would an Android do?

I'll just... ooze... back out under the door now...

Wonderpants

Bending Unit
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« Reply #55 on: 11-29-2009 15:33 »

^^^^^^^^^

Sod newbies bumping years-old threads, this sort of thing should be banned!
Jezzem

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« Reply #56 on: 11-29-2009 16:05 »

Uh, Wonderpants... Are you posting in the wrong thread perhaps?
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #57 on: 11-29-2009 22:04 »

^^^^^^^^^

Sod newbies bumping years-old threads, this sort of thing should be banned!
All this misplaced ill-will and Amyfan2 is not even involved.
Bender-1729
Bending Unit
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« Reply #58 on: 12-01-2009 22:31 »

Ok, this might hurt a bit ...  big grin

I'll soon be able to mount the horns.

LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #59 on: 12-02-2009 00:18 »

A progress update as well as a reference to our favorite Futurama board.
Well done.
coldangel

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« Reply #60 on: 12-02-2009 01:40 »

mount

Hehe... mount.
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #61 on: 12-02-2009 06:38 »

Beavis or Butthead?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #62 on: 12-02-2009 12:35 »

Robot Devil appears to be getting the full PEEL treatment.
TheBjorkDork

Crustacean
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« Reply #63 on: 12-02-2009 14:08 »

That's so great! The horns came out perfect!
Bender-1729
Bending Unit
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« Reply #64 on: 12-02-2009 22:06 »

I just wanted to add the final layer of paint but it started to rain 10 minutes ago, which is a problem because I have to paint him on the balcony.  mad

... I'll add it tomorrow so I can paint the teeth and mount the horns on friday.

Ps.: I still don't know which facial expression I should give him. I'm planning to make exchangeable eyes but I don't know how ...  confused
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #65 on: 12-03-2009 02:24 »
« Last Edit on: 12-03-2009 02:26 »

Something like: http://www.custom-magnets.com/ink-jet-magnet-sheets.htm

Should be trimable with scissors or X-acto & straight edge.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #66 on: 12-03-2009 17:03 »

Something like: http://www.custom-magnets.com/ink-jet-magnet-sheets.htm

Should be trimable with scissors or X-acto & straight edge.

Point of clarification:
Unless I've missed something, Bender-1729 has not told us what type of metal he's using.
Magnetic decals would be, essentially, useless on aluminum, for example.

I'll just... ooze... back out under the shop door now...

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #67 on: 12-03-2009 19:08 »

In that case epoxy a piece(s) of steel on the inside surface behind the eye area(s).
Bender-1729
Bending Unit
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« Reply #68 on: 12-03-2009 21:26 »
« Last Edit on: 12-03-2009 23:26 »

No, he's made out of ordinary steel so that's actually a very good idea! I'll just have to find something like this here in germany.  smile

Ps.: It's raining again ...  mad

EDIT: It stopped raining (11:00 pm) so I took the chance.  big grin
Bender-1729
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« Reply #69 on: 12-04-2009 23:12 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2009 00:36 »

Update:


Freako

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« Reply #70 on: 12-05-2009 02:14 »

Lookin' real snazzy!

Can't wait for the eyes.
any1else

Space Pope
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« Reply #71 on: 12-05-2009 02:23 »

It's really starting to look a lot like him now. I still want one.
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #72 on: 12-05-2009 05:16 »

Me too. Robot Devil's looking pretty damn awesome right there. How are you gonna do the body?
Bender-1729
Bending Unit
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« Reply #73 on: 12-05-2009 21:45 »

Thx everyone.  smile

Here's a little "test" picture with paper-eyes. (I couldn't wait to see what he looks like with eyes.  big grin )

LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #74 on: 12-05-2009 21:51 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2009 21:53 »

Excellent "devilish" expression. I love it!
Morgan_G19

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #75 on: 12-06-2009 09:33 »

I agree love
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #76 on: 12-06-2009 09:35 »

I bet he's pondering striking a deal.
coldangel

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« Reply #77 on: 12-06-2009 09:44 »

You could probably fetch a good price for this baby on eBay once it's complete.
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #78 on: 12-06-2009 10:04 »

Or you could hire some people to help you mass produce it and go into business.

I can see it now: "Robot Devil From Futurama Enterprises"
coldangel

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« Reply #79 on: 12-06-2009 10:09 »

I smell a lawsuit! big grin
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