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« on: 02-03-2008 00:47 »
« Last Edit on: 02-03-2008 00:47 »

Well i was playing around with a script maker and decided to make a little fan script. This is just the intro an episode (like when Bender goes through the robot wash)

Bender is chatting softly to a shifty looking man wearing a
long coat outside of a dilapidated house.
Man wearing a black suit and glasses approaches
                          NARCOTICS OFFICER
Hello Mr.Bender I'm Officer Smith
Shifty looking man runs off, small packets of green plants
falling from his coat.
      (looking annoyed)
That's Mr.Bender to you jerkwad!
                          NARCOTICS OFFICER
      I'm a Narcotics Officer, the FBI
sent me to conduct an
investigation on this particular
Well narcotics do tickle my
fancy...what do you want!? and
make this quick i've got stuff to
                          NARCOTICS OFFICER
We've received an anonymous tip
that there's been large amounts of
illegal narcotics being dealt from
this location.
Why would the FBI send someone to
bust a small time drug dealer like
myself...i mean themselves!
                          NARCOTICS OFFICER
He also set fire to a fireworks
factory,he then set fire to a
veteran...on veterans day!

well this guy sound like a real
hero, a master of crime, a legend
for the ages...
                          NARCOTICS OFFICER
Quite the opposite!
Well what do you want from me? I
don't have anything to do with
narcotics, I prefer the drug
Bender pauses for a moment then shrieks loudly and fumbles
to find his self destruct button
                          NARCOTICS OFFICER
Alright then.
      (walking away)
well if you haven't seen anything,
I'll let you get back to whatever
it is that you were doing
Bender (looking disappointed) slowly takes his finger off
his self destruct button
Bender then pulls a large peice of cardboard off the front
of the seedy looking house, revealing a sign that reads 'Big
Benders House of Crack'.Bender puts on a sprucer hat,pulls a
microphone from his chest and plugs it into the back of his
Come one come all! Big Bender's
House of Crack is the place for
all your wacky weed needs!,crack!
smack! we got the lot,at low low
crowd gathers
Several kids enter the house, Bender blocks the doorway
Whoa whoa! what do you kids think
you're doing? I'm not some
irresponsible jerk who GIVES out
drugs to kids, robots have morals
to ya know! cough up full price or
get the hell out you dumb kids!
this isn't a charity!
The crowd of kids bow their heads looking sad and
      (opening chest
Awwwww here you go kids.
Bender hands over a very large plastic bag filled with white

Bending Unit
« Reply #1 on: 02-03-2008 20:42 »

...Interesting. So what happens next?

'Naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies!'

- Justice Snoop Dogg, Into the Wild Green Yonder

Urban Legend
« Reply #2 on: 02-11-2008 19:40 »

Really funny so far!  Continue it when you can. 

Space Pope
« Reply #3 on: 02-11-2008 19:52 »

Hehe good start to the story hope more is up soon. Very funny. Classic Bender!!

Starship Captain
« Reply #4 on: 02-12-2008 01:47 »

That's a bit raw for Futurama, but I liked it
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