Futurama: Fan Script (intro)

Well i was playing around with a script maker and decided to make a little fan script. This is just the intro an episode (like when Bender goes through the robot wash)

EXT. OUTSIDE DILAPIDATED HOUSE - DAY

Bender is chatting softly to a shifty looking man wearing a
long coat outside of a dilapidated house.

Man wearing a black suit and glasses approaches

      NARCOTICS OFFICER
Hello Mr.Bender I'm Officer Smith

Shifty looking man runs off, small packets of green plants
falling from his coat.

      BENDER
(looking annoyed)
That's Mr.Bender to you jerkwad!

      NARCOTICS OFFICER
I'm a Narcotics Officer, the FBI
sent me to conduct an
investigation on this particular
premises.

      BENDER
Well narcotics do tickle my
fancy...what do you want!? and
make this quick i've got stuff to
deal.

      NARCOTICS OFFICER
We've received an anonymous tip
that there's been large amounts of
illegal narcotics being dealt from
this location.

      BENDER
Why would the FBI send someone to
bust a small time drug dealer like
myself...i mean themselves!

      NARCOTICS OFFICER
He also set fire to a fireworks
factory,he then set fire to a
veteran...on veterans day!

      BENDER
(giggles)
well this guy sound like a real
hero, a master of crime, a legend
for the ages...

      NARCOTICS OFFICER
(Interupts)
Quite the opposite!

      BENDER
Well what do you want from me? I
don't have anything to do with
narcotics, I prefer the drug
trade.

Bender pauses for a moment then shrieks loudly and fumbles
to find his self destruct button

      NARCOTICS OFFICER
Alright then.
(walking away)
well if you haven't seen anything,
I'll let you get back to whatever
it is that you were doing

Bender (looking disappointed) slowly takes his finger off
his self destruct button

Bender then pulls a large peice of cardboard off the front
of the seedy looking house, revealing a sign that reads 'Big
Benders House of Crack'.Bender puts on a sprucer hat,pulls a
microphone from his chest and plugs it into the back of his
head.

      BENDER
(announcing)
Come one come all! Big Bender's
House of Crack is the place for
all your wacky weed needs!,crack!
smack! we got the lot,at low low
prices!

crowd gathers

Several kids enter the house, Bender blocks the doorway

      BENDER
Whoa whoa! what do you kids think
you're doing? I'm not some
irresponsible jerk who GIVES out
drugs to kids, robots have morals
to ya know! cough up full price or
get the hell out you dumb kids!
this isn't a charity!

The crowd of kids bow their heads looking sad and
disappointed

      BENDER
(opening chest
cabinet)
Awwwww here you go kids.

Bender hands over a very large plastic bag filled with white
powder.

(FUTURAMA TITLE)