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FuturamaPac

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« Reply #360 on: 07-26-2007 13:11 »
« Last Edit on: 07-26-2007 13:11 »

Well, I did say some pretty harsh stuff to you about a few weeks ago when you were acting really newbish, so I didn't think you'd ever consider me a friend... but, I suppose we're neutral   wink
TOTPD!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #361 on: 07-26-2007 15:58 »

Will you guys stop with the small talk and have sex already?!
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #362 on: 07-27-2007 02:36 »

That, Mr Blonde, is why I don't laugh at you anymore.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #363 on: 07-27-2007 02:56 »

How long does it take to write a hundred word post update? Almost nothing.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #364 on: 07-27-2007 08:41 »

I said it's coming soon, ok? Just leave me to write it.
Trombonist

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« Reply #365 on: 07-27-2007 11:47 »

RDR, have you told PazuzuJr about TFF or RotS?
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #366 on: 07-28-2007 13:24 »

Okay, I haven't been on here for a while and after reading what I missed in this thread I have a few things to say.

1. Pazuzu did not use leet, she just couldn't spell and found it annoying when I nagged her about it.
2. She did not leave because she 'got emo'.
3. Neither did she leave because of TNUK. She didn't take any notice of him, just got slightly annoyed at times.
4. Neither did she leave because people were 'hating on her', merely because, from what I gather, she was fed up with how slow PEEL is getting and because she doesn't want to be a geek any more.
5. I agree with her that PEEL is slow, but unlike her I am proud of being a geek!  big grin
6. I did tell her about TFF, but she didn't care, she'd already left PEEL, and she wouldn't be interested in RotS either.
7. Evelyn Wood, you will update soon or suffer the wrath of the collective public of PEEL, TFF and RotS!



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Trombonist

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« Reply #367 on: 07-28-2007 20:06 »

You should tell her about RotS or introduce her to the off-topic section.  It's not slow there.  It's fast and hard there. >_>
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #368 on: 07-28-2007 20:15 »
« Last Edit on: 07-28-2007 20:15 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Also I can think of more than one posts where Tnuk ripped into her. That was enough for Coldangel to leave for a few months.

Show me where I have torn into somebody for no reason. Show me. You can't show me, because it's not something that's happened. Of course, go ahead if it will make you feel important. I guarantee I can show you exactly why you're wrong.

I wouldn't start levelling accusations that you can't link to proof of if I were you. That sort of thing can lead to unpleasantness.

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Neither did she leave because of TNUK. She didn't take any notice of him, just got slightly annoyed at times.

That's the number one mistake that people make. Usually, I'm saying something important. It may be hidden behind snide or sarky (occasionally snarky) comments but most of the time I'm saying something useful and/or important. The things I take my time to point out can even be helpful if people actually pay attention.

Of course, I've long since ceased to expect that anybody who frequents on-topic more than off-topic would recognise a helping hand if it grew helping teeth and helped them in the arse.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #369 on: 07-29-2007 03:00 »

Pazuzu's thread! She has a thread, why are we using this thread? Please keep it clean until the update!
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #370 on: 08-05-2007 03:21 »

Well, sorry for taking so long, but here we are:
The Lost Rune Part 5[/u]
If you selected option A) sleep in a tree, here's your next part:
You looked around, but there aren't any fancy hotels in a jungle. Fry pointed at a tree. "How about up there?" he asked. It looked like a suitable tree, the best one you've seen all day.
"Yeah okay, it looks alright," you say. You start climbing the tree helped by some broken branches on the edge. After getting up there you realise that all the branches are really thin. You find the thickest ones but then they snap and you both fall out the tree, into some bushes, too injured to carry on.
You Lose!
If you selected option B) Carry on walking witout sleep, here's your next part:
You decide to carry on walking and find a better way to sleep, on the way you pass a swamp, stepping on rocks to get over it. But, being so tired, Fry falls in. Watching him, you do the same, and so you both lay, sinking into the swamp.
You Lose!
If you selected option C) Set up a camp and fire, here's your next part:
You find a nice clear spot with a lot of trees around. "Well, here's a nice place to set up a tent," Fry says. "I'll get building whilst you try and set up a fire, deal?"
"Deal," you say to Fry, and you go and look for some logs. You find a thick tree and chop it down with the laser on your wrist thingy. Then you go and chop some other trees, and slice them up. When you got back carrying a pile of logs, Fry had made two tents from bamboo and leaves. He stood back, looking proud of himself. Then one of the tents collapsed. You zap the tent and the broken tent, and they both turn into high-tech round huts. "Goodnight!" you say, walking into your tent. Fry looked at the tents in amazement, before sighing and going into his own tent.
In the morning, you got up to the nice suprise of cooking bacon. You get dressed and walk out of your tent to see Fry holding bacon on sticks, leaning them over a fire.
"Leela! Check it out, I got the fire started," he says.
"That's great, but where'd you get all this food?"
"I always keep food in my backpack". You laugh and sit down next to the fire.
"Ok, I think the bacons done," says Fry walking into the tent and coming back with two plates, two cups and a flask. Fry takes two rashes of bacon off the stick and puts them on a plate. He hands it to you, then takes two off another stick and pushes them onto his own plate.
"Fry, thank you so much, I've never had breakfast in a jungle before," you say as Fry pours you some orange juice.
"No problem, do you like eggs?"
"Wait, you have eggs too?" you say, thinking this all could be a dream.
"And baked beans," says Fry, taking a fork and picking up two large fried eggs. Then, after sharing out the baked beans and knives and forks, you start to talk about where you'd be heading today, consulting the map regularly. After a lovely breakfast, you take the tents down and look at the map.
Do you want to:
A) Go though a swamp?
B) Take a longer, but normal looking route?
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #371 on: 08-05-2007 12:49 »

I'll just say it nice and simple.....B
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #372 on: 08-05-2007 13:38 »

Oh wow, you didn't complain about me taking so long. Thank you!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #373 on: 08-05-2007 16:12 »

A, let's have some adventure.
Trombonist

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« Reply #374 on: 08-05-2007 16:22 »
« Last Edit on: 08-05-2007 16:22 »

A.

...It took too long. 
Decapodian

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« Reply #375 on: 08-05-2007 18:31 »

A

Took way way too long.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #376 on: 08-06-2007 02:36 »

I can always count on you guys to say that.

Sine Wave- Yeah... sorry this part wasn't too adventurous.
Decapodian

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« Reply #377 on: 08-07-2007 01:14 »

And now I guess the nest update will come in around November.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #378 on: 08-07-2007 02:02 »

Yes, after I buy the new DVD and watch it seven times to give me ideas  tongue
Trombonist

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« Reply #379 on: 08-07-2007 07:43 »

What you need is a co-writer...
Pazuzu333

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« Reply #380 on: 08-07-2007 14:25 »

I say B =]
And it took to long! WAY too long! tongue
To be fair I've barely been around, so I didn't notice
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #381 on: 08-08-2007 01:36 »

Spork Lady, you just selected B) take a longer route.  laff

On the other hand, I'll show you all! This update won't take long!
Pazuzu333

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« Reply #382 on: 08-08-2007 17:57 »

That's in the STORY though! =] That's different  big grin
I wanted to be in the minority! lol
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #383 on: 08-08-2007 22:00 »

I don't got a hardon anymore :/ thanks a lot ;_;
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #384 on: 08-08-2007 22:09 »

That's a shame, I was just getting mine but hearing that makes me soft again.  frown
Fry1077

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« Reply #385 on: 08-09-2007 00:58 »

aww, why don't we go and have a shower together mmkay?
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #386 on: 08-14-2007 14:02 »

A. You're such a lazy-arse, Evelyn! You're too lazy to write the bloody thing, then when you finally get around to it the next year you write really lazy dead ends! That whole thing was lazy! I expect better results next time.  mad

Seriously thougj, WTF was TNUK talking about? What is he on?!

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 That's the number one mistake that people make. Usually, I'm saying something important. It may be hidden behind snide or sarky (occasionally snarky) comments but most of the time I'm saying something useful and/or important. The things I take my time to point out can even be helpful if people actually pay attention.

*Snorts loudly*

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Of course, I've long since ceased to expect that anybody who frequents on-topic more than off-topic would recognise a helping hand if it grew helping teeth and helped them in the arse.

There he goes again! That's prejudiced, that is. I would rant for ages about lots of stuff here, ut to be honest I am definitely not feeling as pissed as I was yesterday on TFF.



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FuturamaPac

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« Reply #387 on: 08-14-2007 14:14 »

RobotDevilRox, if your going to have a go at me, do it in your head or go kill yourself, just because you have a bad day, doesn't mean you have to suddenly explode at people. When you said 'I expect you to put better results in next time' I immediately thought: 'Maybe you shouldn't act more stupid next time'. Your worst post ever.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #388 on: 08-14-2007 14:18 »

Hey, WTF Evelyn? I was joking!
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #389 on: 08-14-2007 14:21 »

Oopsie
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #390 on: 08-14-2007 14:54 »

Oopsie indeed!  tongue
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #391 on: 08-15-2007 13:29 »

It's as if every post I make on PEEL makes me sound like an idiot.

actually, it does

But, you did make it sound realistic.
Pazuzu333

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« Reply #392 on: 08-20-2007 16:12 »

Well where's the next part then? Write write write write write! =]
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #393 on: 08-21-2007 02:23 »

Ah, yes. I have the next part written in a Word document at the moment...
(by the way, if your looking for action, then hopefully what i've put in this part is ok)

The Lost Rune Part 6[/u]
If you selected option A) Go through a disgusting, smelly, horrid swamp and if you chose that you are a moron *ahem*, here's your next part:
"I think we should take the quicker way," you say. "Then we can get more walking done today and set up camp earlier". You start walking and after 15 minutes the ground gets muddier. Then the mud gets deeper, and you can't walk through it. But, luckily, there are rocks carefully placed in the thick mud, like stepping stones. You turn to Fry. "Do you want to go first?" you ask.
"No, I was thinking that..." but you'd already pushed him onto the stone. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" he asks.
"They're just rocks. What's could possibly go wrong?"
"Well, what if a huge disgusting swamp monster comes out of the mud and attacks us?"
You stare at Fry blankly. "What are the odds that'll happen?".
Just at that moment, a huge disgusting swamp monster emerged from the mud. You scream and Fry yells; "Didn't I tell you?!".
You aim your wrist at the monster and started shooting it with your wrist-thingy. You start to take in the deatils. it was blue, about 10 metres tall, it had 3 eyes, and it had spikes on his back and his arms. Only then do you realise that the laser your shooting is bouncing off the monster's stomach. "RUN!" shouts Fry, and goes the opposite direction from where you came.
"Wait, I have an idea," you say.
"What is it?" said Fry, skidding to a halt.
"We go that way," you say, pointing beyond the monster.
"What? We can't go through there!" Fry replies.
"There's a between it's legs, we can fit through there and then hop across the stones," you say, hopping onto the first stone, passing Fry, and hopping to the second stone. Fry sighed and followed. The monster was now whacking the trees over with it's huge fists. Then it started punching the stones through the mud and Fry had to be careful or he would have been hit.
You finally reach the end of the stones but the monster is chasing you. Fry pulls out the map. You stare at him, snatch it and say "We don't have time for that!". Fry, looking incredibly stupid, follows you running through the jungle. After a few minutes you look behind and see that the monster has gone. you both sigh in relief.
Where to go now?
A)Back through the swamp?
B)Straight ahead?
C)Left?
D)Right?
If you selected option B) Take a longer, but normal looking route, here's your next part:
"This way looks better," says Fry pointing in the direction of the path. You fold the map and put it back in your pocket. You follow Fry and eventually keep up to his pace. "Hey what's that?" says Fry, looking up.
"It looks like a meteor," you reply.
"Well, how far away do you reckon it is?"
"Um... a trillion miles?" you say as it squahes you.
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Sorry for that last part being so rubbish, to make up for it, I've given four options this time.
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #394 on: 08-21-2007 02:41 »

Four!? This is madness! Plus I picked the wrong one......crap.

I guess I'll go for D. Right for the win!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #395 on: 08-21-2007 11:56 »

Robo D, I praise you for saying four is madness xD Everyone else says two is madness.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #396 on: 08-21-2007 13:56 »

B!
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #397 on: 08-22-2007 13:19 »

C so there!
I am going on holiday tomorrow by the way!  big grin
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #398 on: 08-23-2007 03:58 »

C
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #399 on: 08-25-2007 14:10 »

Hurry up them, Evelyn.  tongue
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