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PEE Poll: Who's the Dumbest Simpson? (not what you think)
Jessica Simpson   -23 (82.1%)
OJ Simpson   -2 (7.1%)
Homer Simpson   -3 (10.7%)
Total Voters: 28

leelaholic

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« on: 03-05-2004 22:38 »

OJ Simpson: Carelessly left a trail of clues that led to his capture.

Homer Simpson: 'Nuff said.

Jessica Simpson: Too much said.

I'll go with Jessica. The others show occasional signs of intelligence, whereas she most certainly does not.
Shadowstar

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« Reply #1 on: 03-05-2004 22:42 »

Clever thread idea.
Gotta go with Jessica. She has proven everything I stand against, that you can be as dumb as a doorknob and still become famous.
Goddammit.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #2 on: 03-05-2004 22:53 »

Jessica Simpson. Homer may be a complete idiot, but she doesn't need to practice her lines.
DotheBartman

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« Reply #3 on: 03-05-2004 23:13 »

O.J. was careless but he's not stupid.  He knws how to get himself out of that stuff.

Definetely Jessica Simpson.  If I didn't know Homer was a cartoon character I'd think he was the real person instead of her.  She seems too stupid to be a real person.
victor2000
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« Reply #4 on: 03-05-2004 23:14 »

It would have to be Jessica Simpson.  She can't sing either.   evil laugh   evil laugh   evil laugh
evan

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« Reply #5 on: 03-05-2004 23:18 »

Even though I have not seen a single episode of her stupid sitcom, I'll vote Jessica Simpson.  If only for the media-frenzy she's caused.
Woodbot 2.0

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« Reply #6 on: 03-05-2004 23:41 »

Dumbnes Scale
O.J:40%dumb
Homer:98%
Jessica:100%dumb

Nuff' said.
Iron Chef
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« Reply #7 on: 03-06-2004 09:18 »

This is a good idea for a thread.
Seriously Jessica Simpson is one of the most amazingly unintelligent people that I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. I wonder of she suffers from Oxygen starvation of some discription.
OJ and Homer just cannot compete

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt- Bertrand Russell
Gorky

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« Reply #8 on: 03-06-2004 09:32 »

Great thread idea. Anyway, I have to say Jessica Simpson. What a moron.
OJ is an idiot, but he is no match for her. Homer is,or at least he used to be, blissfully idiotic, but that is actually a redeeming quality as long as he's not "Captain Wacky".
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #9 on: 03-06-2004 11:21 »

Jessica. Even the fact that she tries so desperately to be Mariah Carey (The world's attention whore #1) indicates her worth.
User_names_suck
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« Reply #10 on: 03-06-2004 11:28 »

Ugh not another Simpsons thread it jumped the shark years ago, its painful to watch now your an idiot if you still like it.

Sorry I couldn't resist heading off any potential backlash's against this thread.
Haven't really seen enough of Jessica Simpson's comments so I'm not really going to vote.
Rover

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« Reply #11 on: 03-06-2004 12:59 »

Jessica Simpson all the way. Seems like a nice girl, but nice girls are even nicer when you can have an actual conversation with one.
Gorky

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« Reply #12 on: 03-06-2004 14:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
Jessica. Even the fact that she tries so desperately to be Mariah Carey (The world's attention whore #1) indicates her worth.

Why would you even want to be Maria Carey? Eh, I guess it just validates the theory that Jessica Simpson is an idiot.
rule brittannia

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« Reply #13 on: 03-06-2004 14:24 »

who is OJ simpson and jessica Simpson?
victor2000
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« Reply #14 on: 03-06-2004 14:41 »

I'm just too lazy to write about them, so I provided a couple of links.
For more information on OJ Simpson, click this:
http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/Simpson/simpson.htm

And Jessisca Simpson:
www.jessicasimpson.com
OR:
www.jessica-simpson.org/

Hope that helped!  wink   wink   wink
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 03-06-2004 15:50 »

@Rover: Did you just praise Jessica Simpson? You do realize that this poll was for dumbass Simpsons, right?
@Gorky: My point exactly- I mistook the first five JessSimp songs I heard on the radio for Mariah Carey songs. And that's a really bad thing. Did you see her playing golf in those mile-long stilettos?  laff
@RuleBrittania: You live under a moist rock, don't you?
SwanMan3000

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« Reply #16 on: 03-06-2004 15:52 »

i dont think OJ knew how to get himself out of brutelly killing his wife, i think all his money and therefore his lawyers did. And probably some back-handers and the state of society at the time.
Rover

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« Reply #17 on: 03-06-2004 18:45 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2004 18:45 »

@Pikka Bird: No I did not. It may have seemed like a praise without the latter half of the sentence but it's not. Or, at least, it wasn't intended to be. Oh and, not defending Jessica Simpson here, the dumbasses of the world deserve a little praise sometimes. Think about how much less entertaining things would be.
SpacemanSpiff

Space Pope
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« Reply #18 on: 03-06-2004 19:00 »

jessica simpson. not just because of stupidity, but also because of the crimes against humanity she committed by releasing her music. it causes ear cancer.

hail seitan

HawkingHole4001

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« Reply #19 on: 03-07-2004 00:50 »

Jessica Simpson. She can't even tell the difference between chicken and fish.
Beamer

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« Reply #20 on: 03-07-2004 01:00 »

Jessica Simpson - and I've never actually watched her show, it's just from what I've seen in commercials. Fuck, you know there's something wrong when you're less intelligent than a cartoon character whose stupidity is the cause of comedic writers. It's their JOB to think up stupid antics and lines for Homer to do/say - with Jessica, a bunch of people with cameras just need to follow her around.
bender+fry

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« Reply #21 on: 03-07-2004 02:59 »

jessica. i laughed at the mad take on her.
cause of dying:
5:1 brain explodes while looking at a bottle of orange juice marked "CONCENTRATE"
10:1 dies of starvation when she locks herself in a car.
[Bender] Funny, funny, stuff [/Bender]
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #22 on: 03-07-2004 13:57 »

I'd have to see tangible (or at least funny)examples of Jessica's stupidity before I voted for her.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #23 on: 03-07-2004 16:15 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2004 16:15 »

She tried to bounce a basketball, and having never attempted this before (apparently) it bounced up and hit her in the chin.

Also, we say so!!

Yeah, she's a right bimbo, if only her maximum rack were brains.
theZoid88

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« Reply #24 on: 03-07-2004 17:19 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2004 17:19 »

hehe i picked jessica shes dumb but i see something else in her.....    flirt
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #25 on: 03-09-2004 18:44 »

As tempting as it is to go for Homer, what I'm hearing about this Jessica Simpson sounds even worse, and that's not even including her music...
Bushmeister

Professor
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« Reply #26 on: 03-10-2004 12:10 »

 
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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
As tempting as it is to go for Homer, what I'm hearing about this Jessica Simpson sounds even worse, and that's not even including her music...

Coilette

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« Reply #27 on: 03-10-2004 13:37 »

I watched about 5 minutes of newlyweds and I agree with the majority.
The Comedy Bee

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« Reply #28 on: 03-10-2004 20:29 »

Jessica Simpson's stupidity inspired my favourite song of the year, 'Jessica' by Adam Green.
Blackadder11

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« Reply #29 on: 03-10-2004 22:26 »

I've never actually even heard of her show, or very much about her, but what are some of the dumbest things she's said/done that make her so popular on this poll?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #30 on: 03-11-2004 07:02 »

The main reason:
Her TV show
 
Quote
Originally said by Jessica Simpson: I know it's tuna, but is it fish or chicken?
That's not the exact line, but it went something like that.
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #31 on: 03-12-2004 12:59 »

 eek

*votes for Jessica*
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #32 on: 03-12-2004 22:18 »
« Last Edit on: 03-12-2004 22:18 »

 
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Originally posted by HawkingHole4001:
Jessica Simpson. She can't even tell the difference between chicken and fish.

Yeah, I saw that, too!

Jessica: Is this chicken or fish? I know it's tuna, but it says it's chicken on the bag!

Or something like that. Either way, she gets my vote. A rock is smarter than her.

Oy...How can she actually be for real? She's like a dumb Teeside Inc!   wink
Rover

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« Reply #33 on: 03-13-2004 14:30 »

It was because the container said "Chicken of the Sea" or something like that.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #34 on: 03-13-2004 15:25 »

She also thought buffalo wings were actual wings from a buffalo, or made from buffalo, or something like that.
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #35 on: 03-13-2004 17:03 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
She also thought buffalo wings were actual wings from a buffalo, or made from buffalo, or something like that.
It isn't?
leelaholic

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #36 on: 03-13-2004 17:50 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
She also thought buffalo wings were actual wings from a buffalo, or made from buffalo, or something like that.
I used to think that...


before I was born!
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