Who's the Dumbest Simpson? (not what you think)

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OJ Simpson: Carelessly left a trail of clues that led to his capture.

Homer Simpson: 'Nuff said.

Jessica Simpson: Too much said.

I'll go with Jessica. The others show occasional signs of intelligence, whereas she most certainly does not.

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Clever thread idea.
Gotta go with Jessica. She has proven everything I stand against, that you can be as dumb as a doorknob and still become famous.
Goddammit.

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Jessica Simpson. Homer may be a complete idiot, but she doesn't need to practice her lines.

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O.J. was careless but he's not stupid.  He knws how to get himself out of that stuff.

Definetely Jessica Simpson.  If I didn't know Homer was a cartoon character I'd think he was the real person instead of her.  She seems too stupid to be a real person.

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It would have to be Jessica Simpson.  She can't sing either.         

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Even though I have not seen a single episode of her stupid sitcom, I'll vote Jessica Simpson.  If only for the media-frenzy she's caused.

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Dumbnes Scale
O.J:40%dumb
Homer:98%
Jessica:100%dumb

Nuff' said.

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This is a good idea for a thread.
Seriously Jessica Simpson is one of the most amazingly unintelligent people that I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. I wonder of she suffers from Oxygen starvation of some discription.
OJ and Homer just cannot compete

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Great thread idea. Anyway, I have to say Jessica Simpson. What a moron.
OJ is an idiot, but he is no match for her. Homer is,or at least he used to be, blissfully idiotic, but that is actually a redeeming quality as long as he's not "Captain Wacky".

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Jessica. Even the fact that she tries so desperately to be Mariah Carey (The world's attention whore #1) indicates her worth.

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Ugh not another Simpsons thread it jumped the shark years ago, its painful to watch now your an idiot if you still like it.

Sorry I couldn't resist heading off any potential backlash's against this thread.
Haven't really seen enough of Jessica Simpson's comments so I'm not really going to vote.

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Jessica Simpson all the way. Seems like a nice girl, but nice girls are even nicer when you can have an actual conversation with one.

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Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
Jessica. Even the fact that she tries so desperately to be Mariah Carey (The world's attention whore #1) indicates her worth.

Why would you even want to be Maria Carey? Eh, I guess it just validates the theory that Jessica Simpson is an idiot.

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who is OJ simpson and jessica Simpson?

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I'm just too lazy to write about them, so I provided a couple of links.
For more information on OJ Simpson, click this:
http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/Simpson/simpson.htm

And Jessisca Simpson:
www.jessicasimpson.com
OR:
www.jessica-simpson.org/

Hope that helped!        

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@Rover: Did you just praise Jessica Simpson? You do realize that this poll was for dumbass Simpsons, right?
@Gorky: My point exactly- I mistook the first five JessSimp songs I heard on the radio for Mariah Carey songs. And that's a really bad thing. Did you see her playing golf in those mile-long stilettos? 
@RuleBrittania: You live under a moist rock, don't you?

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i dont think OJ knew how to get himself out of brutelly killing his wife, i think all his money and therefore his lawyers did. And probably some back-handers and the state of society at the time.

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@Pikka Bird: No I did not. It may have seemed like a praise without the latter half of the sentence but it's not. Or, at least, it wasn't intended to be. Oh and, not defending Jessica Simpson here, the dumbasses of the world deserve a little praise sometimes. Think about how much less entertaining things would be.

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jessica simpson. not just because of stupidity, but also because of the crimes against humanity she committed by releasing her music. it causes ear cancer.

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Jessica Simpson. She can't even tell the difference between chicken and fish.

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Jessica Simpson - and I've never actually watched her show, it's just from what I've seen in commercials. Fuck, you know there's something wrong when you're less intelligent than a cartoon character whose stupidity is the cause of comedic writers. It's their JOB to think up stupid antics and lines for Homer to do/say - with Jessica, a bunch of people with cameras just need to follow her around.

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jessica. i laughed at the mad take on her.
cause of dying:
5:1 brain explodes while looking at a bottle of orange juice marked "CONCENTRATE"
10:1 dies of starvation when she locks herself in a car.
[Bender] Funny, funny, stuff [/Bender]

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I'd have to see tangible (or at least funny)examples of Jessica's stupidity before I voted for her.

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She tried to bounce a basketball, and having never attempted this before (apparently) it bounced up and hit her in the chin.

Also, we say so!!

Yeah, she's a right bimbo, if only her maximum rack were brains.

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hehe i picked jessica shes dumb but i see something else in her.....   

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As tempting as it is to go for Homer, what I'm hearing about this Jessica Simpson sounds even worse, and that's not even including her music...

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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
As tempting as it is to go for Homer, what I'm hearing about this Jessica Simpson sounds even worse, and that's not even including her music...

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I watched about 5 minutes of newlyweds and I agree with the majority.

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Jessica Simpson's stupidity inspired my favourite song of the year, 'Jessica' by Adam Green.

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I've never actually even heard of her show, or very much about her, but what are some of the dumbest things she's said/done that make her so popular on this poll?

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The main reason:
Her TV show
 

Originally said by Jessica Simpson: I know it's tuna, but is it fish or chicken?

That's not the exact line, but it went something like that.

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*votes for Jessica*

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Originally posted by HawkingHole4001:
Jessica Simpson. She can't even tell the difference between chicken and fish.

Yeah, I saw that, too!

Jessica: Is this chicken or fish? I know it's tuna, but it says it's chicken on the bag!

Or something like that. Either way, she gets my vote. A rock is smarter than her.

Oy...How can she actually be for real? She's like a dumb Teeside Inc!   

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It was because the container said "Chicken of the Sea" or something like that.

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She also thought buffalo wings were actual wings from a buffalo, or made from buffalo, or something like that.

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
She also thought buffalo wings were actual wings from a buffalo, or made from buffalo, or something like that.

It isn't?

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
She also thought buffalo wings were actual wings from a buffalo, or made from buffalo, or something like that.

I used to think that...


before I was born!