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Pitt Clemens

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« on: 03-02-2004 11:00 »

Movie quote thread.  Anyone have some lines you thought were memorable tough-guy lines (This includes the last line spoken to the villian) i.e.

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Smile you sonnova bitch!"

"You gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

"We can make this easy...Or we can make this real easy."

What are some other stand-outs?  Feel free to include some out of wonderful cheezyness.
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #1 on: 03-02-2004 11:07 »

Trinity: "Dodge this!"
Jules: "It's the one that says 'bad motherfucker' on it"
Eric: "Victims- aren't we all?"
Azrael: "Pick... that up"
Ahnuld: "Knock, knock!"
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« Reply #2 on: 03-02-2004 11:10 »
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Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
 
 - RoboCop "RoboCop"

"I know this book. Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan. Halsey acted stupidly." (all the while the sub head straight into the path of a Russian torpedo)


 - Captain Ramius "The Hunt For Red October" Well, I think Ramius was a though guy   tongue
Kryten

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« Reply #3 on: 03-02-2004 11:12 »

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash

"Yippee-ki-ay, motherf***er." - John McClane

David A

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« Reply #4 on: 03-02-2004 11:21 »

 
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Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
Eric: "Victims- aren't we all?"

The Crow is full of great lines.

My favorites:

"It's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?"

and

"I have something for you.  I don't want it anymore.  Thirty hours of pain, all at once, all for you."

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
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« Reply #5 on: 03-02-2004 12:18 »

One could write a book with all the tough-guy lines Arnold Schwarzenegger has delivered.  My personal favorite is from Predator:

"You're one ugly motherfucker."

There are other actors who seem to have a prediliction toward tough-guy one-liners, most notably (in my mind anyway) Sean Connerey:

"Your besht?  Loshers alwaysh whine about their besht.  Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen."
-The Rock

There are also a slew of tough-guy characters who constantly spew tough-guy lines.  Among them are:
  • Deputy Marshall Sam Gerard in The Fugitive (Tommy Lee Jones)
  • Sam in Ronin (Robert DeNiro)
  • Indiana Jones in all of the Indiana Jones movies (Harrison Ford)
bankrupt

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« Reply #6 on: 03-02-2004 13:03 »

My favorite Schwarzenegger line is from Commando:

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?  I lied."

That's what I remember it being anyway.
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« Reply #7 on: 03-02-2004 13:05 »
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Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando had some of the best lines ever:

[After killing a guy with a pipe] "Let off some steam."

"You're a funny man.... That's why I'm going to kill you last."

[After killing someone] "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash
In the extended version of that movie, the line is "I'm not that good."  Even in the DVD commentary they seem to prefer the other, so I don't know why they changed it.  Other Ash-isms:

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

Deadite: "I'll swallow your soul!"
Ash: "Come get some."

"Hail to the king, baby."

Fun fact for Dcotor Who fans: the actor who played the medieval knight Arthur in Army of Darkness is the same actor who played the medieval knight Ancelyn in the story Battlefield.
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« Reply #8 on: 03-02-2004 13:12 »

"What  do you want me to do, kill him again?"
Sean Connery, in The Rock

"Anyone else wanna negotiate?" (right after shooting the leader/negotiator)
Bruce Willis in Fifth Element

"You are being asked by a friend. Now you are being commanded by your superior officer. Now you are being told by a man with a gun."
Francis Xavier Hummel, in The Rock
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #9 on: 03-02-2004 13:28 »

Action: Don't remind me of Duke Nukem like that- it makes me yearn for DN Forever again...

I see a lot of Ahnuld-isms, I wonder why.

"Ah need yor closz, yor bhuutz an yor mċhtörhsiköl"

I think Edward Furlong (John Connor) has a good one in T2. "Did you call moi a dipshit?" was good mainly because of the face that went along with it.
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« Reply #10 on: 03-02-2004 13:30 »

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

The Outlaw Josey Wales
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« Reply #11 on: 03-02-2004 13:38 »

Dirty Harry.

Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
David A

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« Reply #12 on: 03-02-2004 13:39 »

Not really tough guy lines, but lines from guys trying to sound tough:

"If you lay one hand on her, you will quickly find it on the ground next to your head."  -Phillipe Gaston, in Ladyhawke

and

"I don't wanna kill you, but I will if I have to.  I don't like you very much anyway."  -Fool, in The People Under the Stairs

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
Teral

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« Reply #13 on: 03-02-2004 14:05 »

 
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Originally posted by bankrupt:
My favorite Schwarzenegger line is from Commando:

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?  I lied."

Don't forget the follow-up:

Cindy: "What happened to Sully?"
Matrix: "I let him go..."

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« Reply #14 on: 03-02-2004 14:59 »

May not be exact:

"Are you gonna do somethin', or are you just gonna sit there and bleed?"
-Kurt Russell in Tombstone

And I was saving this for the movie quote game, but what the hell:
 
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Kyle MacLachlan: I'm going in.
Michael Nouri: I'll cover you.
KM: I'd be safer if you didn't.
MN: Fine, I won't cover you.
KM: Alright, cover me.
MN: Do you want me to cover you or not?
KM: I need you to cover me.
MN: Okay, I'll cover you.
- The Hidden
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #15 on: 03-02-2004 14:59 »
« Last Edit on: 03-02-2004 14:59 »

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch!"

"You're terminated, fucker!"

"Some mothafuckas is always trying to ice-skate uphill."

Sometimes swearing works...sometimes not.

"Is this shit supposed to alter your perception of reality?  Yeah, I don't need this shit.  I am reality!"

The quote of extreme irony:

"I am no man!"

Pikka Bird

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« Reply #16 on: 03-02-2004 15:26 »

Swearing? What's that?
 
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By Jules:
Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We're fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this nigger's skull.
While we're at it- Yolanda's (HoneyBunny) main line was diferent when we hear it the second time- this has to be on purpose, but why?
nerdlingus

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« Reply #17 on: 03-03-2004 06:58 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2004 06:58 »

   
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Originally posted by bankrupt:
My favorite Schwarzenegger line is from Commando:

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?  I lied."

That's what I remember it being anyway.

Hell yeah, thats one film I've watched far to much of!

Cook : "This green berets gonna kick your big ass!"

Matrix : "I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm very hungry"

   laff

whats that? you want more? ok then.....

"what happened to sully?"

"I let him go!"    laff   wink

Commando is so underrated, they should make a sequel or atleast a double disk DVD set.     tongue 

edit : oops, didn't read the whole thread teral.
PCC Fred

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« Reply #18 on: 03-03-2004 07:12 »

Tough guy lines, eh?  How about:

"Oh, R2!  This is such a drag!"
Gocad

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« Reply #19 on: 03-03-2004 07:31 »

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

Tuco from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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« Reply #20 on: 03-03-2004 07:53 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2004 07:53 »

(about Major Powers, Heartbreak ridge)

"Rumor has it that he reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner."

In court at the beginning :

Copper: You're going to pay every dollar of that fine. I don't give no service man's discount!

Gunny: Too bad, your old lady does.

Clint Eastwood rocks man. cool
Lurrr

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« Reply #21 on: 03-03-2004 09:31 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2004 09:31 »

Mr Furious- Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt!
-Mystery Men

Blade-(Mouthing)What the fuck?!?
-Blade

Not from a movie, but still cool:

John Crichton- You've been lyin' to your daddy, boy, and you know you shouldn't lie to your daddy. It's gonna stop. Who's your daddy? C'mon, you know who your daddy is. Who's your daddy? D'Argo, tell him who his daddy is.
D'Argo- I'M your daddy.
-Farscape
Teral

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« Reply #22 on: 03-03-2004 10:29 »

 
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Originally posted by nerdlingus:
(about Major Powers, Heartbreak ridge)

"Rumor has it that he reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner."

In court at the beginning :

Copper: You're going to pay every dollar of that fine. I don't give no service man's discount!

Gunny: Too bad, your old lady does.

Clint Eastwood rocks man.  cool

Yeah, Highway is a though dude. Great movie too.

Highway: "I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together."

Highway: "Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in."

Highway: "Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face."

Choozoo: "Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?"
Highway: "Yeah, I should've gotten shots beforehand."
Choozoo: "Your brain as half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a friggin' twenty-star general by now."
Highway: "And if I was a half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic."
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #23 on: 03-03-2004 10:59 »

 
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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
"Oh, R2!  This is such a drag!"

3PO's lines were cringe-provoking. They were lame, forced and just not in the real spirit. Those lines were the Jar Jar of E2.
Sweetmelly

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« Reply #24 on: 03-03-2004 16:12 »

I'm too old for this shit -

this line was spoken in all 4 parts of "Lethal Weapon'
David A

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« Reply #25 on: 03-03-2004 16:26 »

Possibly the greatest tough guy line of all time:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

- Roddy Piper, in They Live

Speak softly. Drive a Sherman tank.
El Scorcho

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« Reply #26 on: 03-03-2004 16:46 »

The Drill Sarge in Full Metal Jacket had some good lines

"5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

there are some others as well, but that is the one that sprang to mind frist
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« Reply #27 on: 03-03-2004 17:48 »

 
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Originally posted by David A:
Possibly the greatest tough guy line of all time:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

- Roddy Piper, in They Live


Crap.  I got 90% of the way down the page intending to post this one.  It clearly trumps all the others.

canned eggs: all rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.
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« Reply #28 on: 03-03-2004 17:54 »

So did Duke Nukem just steal that line then?

"Shit! SHIT!!
I fucking hate guard dogs!!"
- The Mole from South Park movie.
Pikka Bird

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« Reply #29 on: 03-03-2004 18:15 »

it's "Sheet! Sheet!"
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« Reply #30 on: 03-03-2004 18:17 »

 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
So did Duke Nukem just steal that line then?

Yes.  As well as several from the Evil Dead series.

David A

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« Reply #31 on: 03-03-2004 18:21 »

 
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Originally posted by canned eggs:
Crap.  I got 90% of the way down the page intending to post this one.  It clearly trumps all the others.

Indeed.

The best thing about it is that it was ad-libbed.   cool
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« Reply #32 on: 03-03-2004 23:44 »
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"Aww, you guys, Mongo straight!"
-Mongo, Blazing Saddles

Anything Charlton Heston ever says

"You're a dick."
-Wolverine, X-Men

"Surprised?"
-Charlie Croaker, Italian Job 2003

"It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when they'll go and do something incredibly stupid."
"This is a day you will always remem-"
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
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« Reply #33 on: 03-04-2004 00:04 »

Gah!

"I de-kaffirnated his ass"
Danny Glover, in one of them Lethal Weapon movies
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« Reply #34 on: 03-04-2004 00:10 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
"Yippee-ki-ay, motherf***er." - John McClane

I once heard a TV edit of this line that instead went "Yippee-ki-ay, melonfarmer."   laff

A personal favorite:

"I move... for no man."
- The Black Knight, Monti Python ik den Holi Grailen
nerdlingus

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« Reply #35 on: 03-04-2004 03:12 »

 
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Originally posted by El Scorcho:
The Drill Sarge in Full Metal Jacket had some good lines

"5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

there are some others as well, but that is the one that sprang to mind frist

One of the funniest intro's to a film I've ever seen!

"Oh don't fall down private pile, it will break my f***ing heart!"


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« Reply #36 on: 03-04-2004 03:22 »

I'm sorry, but whenever I see the title of this thread, I can't help but think of those old Spin and Say toys (think Farnsworth's cloning machine in JB). "The tough guy says... MOOOOOOOOOOOO."  That is all, carry on.
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« Reply #37 on: 03-04-2004 10:55 »

 
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Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
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While we're at it- Yolanda's (HoneyBunny) main line was diferent when we hear it the second time- this has to be on purpose, but why?

I always wondered if it was on purpose or not, but there's no way they missed that in editing....makes you think....

No it doesn't....

Let me break....let me break you down....for your sake....I will break you down...."[/small]
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« Reply #38 on: 03-05-2004 02:44 »

"I'd take pleasure in gutting you, boy."
-Random black marine, The Rock

"I'd take pleasure in gutting you, boy."
-Stanley Goodspeed, The Rock
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« Reply #39 on: 03-05-2004 04:00 »

"See you at the party, Richter!"

Total Recall.
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