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« Reply #2 on: 03-02-2004 11:10 »
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Dead or alive, you're coming with me." - RoboCop "RoboCop" "I know this book. Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan. Halsey acted stupidly." (all the while the sub head straight into the path of a Russian torpedo) - Captain Ramius "The Hunt For Red October" Well, I think Ramius was a though guy
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David A
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Originally posted by Pikka Bird: Eric: "Victims- aren't we all?" The Crow is full of great lines. My favorites: "It's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?" and "I have something for you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain, all at once, all for you."
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One could write a book with all the tough-guy lines Arnold Schwarzenegger has delivered. My personal favorite is from Predator: "You're one ugly motherfucker." There are other actors who seem to have a prediliction toward tough-guy one-liners, most notably (in my mind anyway) Sean Connerey: "Your besht? Loshers alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen." - The RockThere are also a slew of tough-guy characters who constantly spew tough-guy lines. Among them are: - Deputy Marshall Sam Gerard in The Fugitive (Tommy Lee Jones)
- Sam in Ronin (Robert DeNiro)
- Indiana Jones in all of the Indiana Jones movies (Harrison Ford)
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« Reply #7 on: 03-02-2004 13:05 »
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Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando had some of the best lines ever: [After killing a guy with a pipe] "Let off some steam." "You're a funny man.... That's why I'm going to kill you last." [After killing someone] "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired." Originally posted by Kryten: "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash In the extended version of that movie, the line is "I'm not that good." Even in the DVD commentary they seem to prefer the other, so I don't know why they changed it. Other Ash-isms: "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit, and Jack left town." "Gimme some sugar, baby." Deadite: "I'll swallow your soul!" Ash: "Come get some." "Hail to the king, baby." Fun fact for Dcotor Who fans: the actor who played the medieval knight Arthur in Army of Darkness is the same actor who played the medieval knight Ancelyn in the story Battlefield.
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"What do you want me to do, kill him again?" Sean Connery, in The Rock
"Anyone else wanna negotiate?" (right after shooting the leader/negotiator) Bruce Willis in Fifth Element
"You are being asked by a friend. Now you are being commanded by your superior officer. Now you are being told by a man with a gun." Francis Xavier Hummel, in The Rock
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"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"
The Outlaw Josey Wales
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Originally posted by bankrupt: My favorite Schwarzenegger line is from Commando:
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."
Don't forget the follow-up: Cindy: "What happened to Sully?" Matrix: "I let him go..."
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May not be exact: "Are you gonna do somethin', or are you just gonna sit there and bleed?" -Kurt Russell in TombstoneAnd I was saving this for the movie quote game, but what the hell: Kyle MacLachlan: I'm going in. Michael Nouri: I'll cover you. KM: I'd be safer if you didn't. MN: Fine, I won't cover you. KM: Alright, cover me. MN: Do you want me to cover you or not? KM: I need you to cover me. MN: Okay, I'll cover you. - The Hidden
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nerdlingus
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« Reply #17 on: 03-03-2004 06:58 »
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Originally posted by bankrupt: My favorite Schwarzenegger line is from Commando:
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."
That's what I remember it being anyway. Hell yeah, thats one film I've watched far to much of! Cook : "This green berets gonna kick your big ass!" Matrix : "I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm very hungry" whats that? you want more? ok then..... "what happened to sully?" "I let him go!" Commando is so underrated, they should make a sequel or atleast a double disk DVD set. edit : oops, didn't read the whole thread teral.
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nerdlingus
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« Reply #20 on: 03-03-2004 07:53 »
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(about Major Powers, Heartbreak ridge) "Rumor has it that he reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner." In court at the beginning : Copper: You're going to pay every dollar of that fine. I don't give no service man's discount! Gunny: Too bad, your old lady does. Clint Eastwood rocks man.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Originally posted by nerdlingus: (about Major Powers, Heartbreak ridge)
"Rumor has it that he reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner."
In court at the beginning :
Copper: You're going to pay every dollar of that fine. I don't give no service man's discount!
Gunny: Too bad, your old lady does.
Clint Eastwood rocks man. Yeah, Highway is a though dude. Great movie too. Highway: "I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together." Highway: "Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in." Highway: "Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face." Choozoo: "Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?" Highway: "Yeah, I should've gotten shots beforehand." Choozoo: "Your brain as half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a friggin' twenty-star general by now." Highway: "And if I was a half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic."
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Gah!
"I de-kaffirnated his ass" Danny Glover, in one of them Lethal Weapon movies
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Originally posted by Kryten: "Yippee-ki-ay, motherf***er." - John McClane I once heard a TV edit of this line that instead went "Yippee-ki-ay, melonfarmer." A personal favorite: "I move... for no man." - The Black Knight, Monti Python ik den Holi Grailen
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nerdlingus
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Originally posted by El Scorcho: The Drill Sarge in Full Metal Jacket had some good lines
"5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
there are some others as well, but that is the one that sprang to mind frist One of the funniest intro's to a film I've ever seen! "Oh don't fall down private pile, it will break my f***ing heart!"
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"I'd take pleasure in gutting you, boy." -Random black marine, The Rock
"I'd take pleasure in gutting you, boy." -Stanley Goodspeed, The Rock
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nerdlingus
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"See you at the party, Richter!"
Total Recall.
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