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PEE Poll: Neo vs. Yoda
Neo (The One)   -17 (47.2%)
Yoda (The, eh....green One)   -18 (50%)
Bop Niblets.   -1 (2.8%)
Total Voters: 35

~FazeShift~

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« on: 04-28-2003 20:16 »
« Last Edit on: 04-28-2003 20:16 »

We had a nerdy discussion in college today and seeing DT's post sealed the deal to make me post it here!!

Who would win: Neo from The Matrix vs. Yoda from Star Wars, who would win if they had a fight inside The Matrix where Neo has all his powers and Yoda has The Force and a lightsaber.


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« Reply #1 on: 04-28-2003 20:22 »

Neo cuz, inside the matrix... HE IS the force. Yoda's powers have no bearing inside the matrix... besides a lightsaber in the matrix? hmmm... look what neo can do with bullets let alone a lightsaber.
Speli

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« Reply #2 on: 04-28-2003 20:51 »

I dunno, I think Neo would come out alive. But, I can guarantee it'd be a great fight. Fight of the millenium, if you will.
Ben

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« Reply #3 on: 04-28-2003 21:50 »

Neo, cos, you know, the whole 'the movie I'm in is actually good' thing..
Kristi
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« Reply #4 on: 04-28-2003 22:15 »

Yoda because The Matrix sucks.
BendingUnit1141

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« Reply #5 on: 04-28-2003 23:02 »

Keanu Neo.

Coming up next in the verses series- Tweek vs. Spam! Who will wiiiin?
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #6 on: 04-29-2003 00:34 »

Sadly, I suspect Neo would. He's got whore-powers. That is, he is a deity in the matrix. He's got the sum of humanity's fighting knowledge in his head, through no virtue of his own. Force usage tires Jedi. Martix manipulation does not tire Neo, from what we've seen.

So Neo would win, through no real virtue of his own, other than "freeing his mind" or somesuch.


Of course, maybe Yoda would himself achieve Neo's state, given a few moments in the matrix. The little dude is canny, having been around almost a millenium. If that takes place, Neo can drag his top half over to his bottom half and kiss his butt goodbye, after the lightsaber comes into play.
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« Reply #7 on: 04-29-2003 01:13 »

Sorry Neo, I've been with Star Wars for years.

Yoda.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #8 on: 04-29-2003 01:45 »

I'm going to use my Matrix powers to move this to the right forum.
Gocad

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« Reply #9 on: 04-29-2003 01:48 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2003 01:48 »

Lose this fight Neo will...   evil laugh


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Jeremy

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« Reply #10 on: 04-29-2003 02:24 »

Which one is Neo? Keanu?

3.
Ben

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« Reply #11 on: 04-29-2003 03:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Kristi:
Yoda because The Matrix sucks.


Yeah, it is so much worse than the Star Wars prequels*...


* i.e. the ones in which Yoda is able to fight
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #12 on: 04-29-2003 06:49 »

Yoda would kick Neo's ass.

Yoda in posession fo the force could mentally block Neo from doing anything to him, or even use his mind to unlock the power of the matrix for himself.
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« Reply #13 on: 04-29-2003 08:16 »

Disable there powers! Make them play Scrabble instead.
Teral

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« Reply #14 on: 04-29-2003 11:40 »

Yoda: "Win this battle, will I."

But mainly, because I've never seen "The Matrix"   (and probably never will, giving my lazy nature).
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« Reply #15 on: 04-29-2003 14:09 »

Interesting.
*sells the idea to Celebrity Deathmatch and makes a few hundred bucks*
Mwahahahahahahaaaaa!!  evil laugh

Should I start a new topic for Batman vs. Spiderman?
They're making a Batman vs. Superman movie aren't they? From the comic where Batman gets a kryptonite ring or something?
Gocad

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« Reply #16 on: 04-29-2003 14:16 »

 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Should I start a new topic for Batman vs. Spiderman?

If you want get slapped with C&Ds from Sony and WB, go ahead...
  tongue
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« Reply #17 on: 04-29-2003 14:19 »

Spanked eh?

Oh wait, you said slapped.
That's only half as erotic, awww!
FishyJoe

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« Reply #18 on: 04-29-2003 18:14 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2003 18:14 »

 
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By Nix:
I'm going to use my Matrix powers to move this to the right forum.

*Nix clicks "move topic" in slow-motion, as the camera zooms in on the mouse and spins around three times*

Man, you are a badass.

Anyway, I guess Neo would beat Yoda, just like Superman would beat Batman. But it's always a popularity contest, and Batman is a better character...so if they do a Superman Vs. Batman story, they'd probably make Batman win, or they'd be totally lame and call it a tie. Fuck that! Superman is super, man! He'd kill Batman in an instant.

So anyway, what were we talking about? Oh right--popularity contests. Star Wars is closer to my heart than The Matrix(I even like the prequels better--you heard me!), so I will vote Yoda.
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« Reply #19 on: 04-29-2003 20:46 »

If they were in the Matrix, Neo'd be faster, anyway...although that's a tough call, considering Yoda's battle with Count Dooku...But Neo would come out on top...besides, isn't yoda gonna be computer animated from now on?
Impossible

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« Reply #20 on: 04-30-2003 15:12 »

Mmmm...Yoda against Neo...I would agree with many others in saying that Neo probably would as he's in the Matrix. But yet Yoda was brilliant in that light sabre fight....
Aleel

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« Reply #21 on: 04-30-2003 15:50 »

Not sure. Yoda I guess. And as I like both movies I'm not beeing unfair 'cause I prefer Yoda. He's just... smarter.  wink
A shame that Elrond Mr. Smith will have trouble in fighting Neo... I really like the good ones in Matrix, but I'm a more faithful LOTR-fan though.  tongue
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #22 on: 05-15-2003 01:59 »

After watching the Matrix 2 I would say Neo... sorry Yoda but he is on a different level then you (well... in the Matrix)
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« Reply #23 on: 05-15-2003 02:16 »

"But without mouth, you speak how?, Mr.Anderson"
Kryten

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« Reply #24 on: 05-15-2003 19:13 »

There is no Yoda.
alexvilagosh

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« Reply #25 on: 05-16-2003 05:33 »

Yoda all the way! He would kick this so called 'Neo's' ass!
Carbito

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« Reply #26 on: 05-16-2003 07:39 »

Neo would kick Yoda's tiny green ass!
ShineFusion

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« Reply #27 on: 06-29-2003 08:12 »

Yoda hands down winner.
ZED

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« Reply #28 on: 06-29-2003 08:29 »

Yoda.By submission!
Amorpheus

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« Reply #29 on: 06-29-2003 10:42 »



Don't f*** with the master.  smile
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #30 on: 06-29-2003 14:12 »

Hmmm, seems about a draw (if I hadn't put that 3rd option in).

Well done PEEL, you get a cookie.
duckarse

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« Reply #31 on: 06-30-2003 12:06 »

mmmmmmmmmmm.....lets see....yoda uses force...turns off matrix....yoda wins.

pulls after seeing the 2nd matrix film yoda would have to win....i actually came close to falling asleep in the cinema....the first one is brilliant....and i hope the third one is but as for the second....no way.

oh and TPM and AOTC are both really good....the whole palpatine using everyone to get to head of the senate and then creating himself a big army is well cool.
Kryten

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« Reply #32 on: 06-30-2003 19:05 »

 
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Originally posted by duckarse:
oh and TPM and AOTC are both really good.....

...for me to POOP on!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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« Reply #33 on: 06-30-2003 19:10 »

Well, if Yoda kicked Sauraman's rear, I'd have to say he'd do the same to Neo.
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